Happy Father's Day!

Went to the Caps' victory parade.

JUSTIFY WON THE BELMONT STAKES AND THE TRIPLE CROWN.

#BelmontStakes #BelmontStakes150 #Belmont #BelmontStakes2018 #Justify #TripleCrown https://t.co/zkg5g7QaZP

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 9, 2018

#CAPSWIN #ALLCAPS

#ALLCAPS #CAPS #GoCaps  #StanleyCup #StanleyCupFinals #STANLEYCUPFINALS2018 #Washingtoncaps https://t.co/QG8LAf6Q3p

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 8, 2018

Came home to find a huge puddle/small flood.

I am now CompTIA ITF certified

HAD A ROOT CANAL.

Endodontist hurt me and got mad at me for yelling. Asshole. 

janedoe@seductive.com

My backpack was stolen.

janedoe@seductive.com

Happy Mother's Day!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE WITH INTEREST IN THE GIANT PHARMACY:

And do web searches, no less. 

FOUR DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!

If all goes well. Maybe not that many!

SCHOOL ENDS IN LESS THAN ONE WEEK.

I have been having horrible pain since Sunday--dentist has me on Amoxicillin: 

Justify is the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!