Tuesday, July 31, 2012

DAY

I can't get this song out of my head. And even at my age it rings true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

Monday, July 30, 2012

DAY

Talked to Ariana/Anna about renewing our web domain and she said we need to talk to Cassandra/Cheryl/Tashi. This could involve seven personalities if we include both of mine.
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Saturday, July 28, 2012

WEEK

Olympics started yesterday. Dow closed over 13 thousand. The lowest gas price I saw was $3.45/gallon at a no-name gas station on Lee Hwy in Fairfax County. Temperatures went into the triple digits at least once.

DAY

Something pressing on my inner ear. I think.

Friday, July 27, 2012

DAY

"She sat down on the landing of the second floor and sniffed and thought how beastly colds were."

Noel Streatfield

Thursday, July 26, 2012

DAY

It's not too late to enter your pets in the 2013 Pets of Alexandria Calendar. And vote for Pandora while you're at it: http://awla.convio.net/site/TR/Virtual/General?px=1004144&pg=personal&fr_id=1130

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

DAY

RIP Sherman Hemsley. George Jefferson's greatest quote "you can't get out every stain."

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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

DAY

Think I'm coming down with something. Pollen counts look pretty normal.

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Sunday, July 22, 2012

DAY

They took down the Paterno statue at Penn State.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

WEEK

Dow is down.

DAY

Hearing  details about the shooting in Colorado reminds me of last year's shooting.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

DAY

"I smell the rain and with it pain."

Robert Plant/Jimmy Page

Rained like hell this afternoon, apparently the White House was very visible. But it really was a cleansing thing.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrxlfvI17oY

I'm not sure I want to belong to a club that requires me to feel as though I'm performing.  Or one that changes the rules AFTER I enter the game.

Monday, July 16, 2012

DAY

I am in what one of my former co-workers described as a "shithead mood."

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Friday, July 13, 2012

DAY

"If fate throws a knife at you, there are two ways of catching it: by the blade or by the handle."

I read this in a sociology textbook years ago. It is credited as either a Sicilian or Dominican proverb.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012

DAY

They are talking about removing the Paterno statue from the Penn State campus. We had a Jerry Sandusky at our high school, but as far as I know his victims were girls, not boys.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

DAY

The fact that I went to Catholic school also has something to do with it. This would have been useful in Excel class.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

DAY

An oldie but a goody. Redneck Haikus for Jim Bohannon:

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I kin git on
Disability.

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent the food money
To Robert Tilton

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock

DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
Mama whups his ass

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keep me from
My El Camino

GATHERING

In the morning mist
Mama scans Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

HUNGER

My shotgun misfires
Loaded with soggy birdshot
No squirrel for lunch

MOTHER AND CHILD

Crusted in boogers,
Baby has Kool-aid stained face
Only Mama loves.

Monday, July 09, 2012

Sunday, July 08, 2012

DAY

Why does Twitter make my fucking computer crash?

Saturday, July 07, 2012

WEEK

Dow closed down but over 12 thousand. Gas prices as low as $3.27W/gallon on Lee Highway in Fairfax county. Weather can be described as almost apocalyptic. With school over I have a little more free time, am trying to spend most of the weekend taking care of myself, the pigs and my job search.

DAY

"Holding on to your anger is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die."

 – Buddha

Watched Anger Management with Charlie Sheen. Was like a home movie, especially the OCD daughter.

Friday, July 06, 2012

DAY

Some people are still without power and a Metro train derailed near Hyattsville. See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

DAY

Andy Griffith died today. Years ago he did a TV spot for crackers. Or maybe it was steak sauce. Someone wrote that he sounded like a mooing cow.

Sunday, July 01, 2012