Friday, January 31, 2014

BLUE MERCURY

Their store north of DuPont Circle rocks. Asked to try some of the Trish McEvoy eye shadow and the artist did  REALLY nice job with their Beauty Balm. I would have loved to wrap him up and take him with me.

janedoe@Seductive.com

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

BABY I LIED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9YYrn5gLic

Or at least I spoke too soon.

HOLD ME

Fleetwood Mac are reportedly recording again. I am posting this because  Christine McVie is one of the coolest fucking peeps on the planet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAbfPDZdEBU

Monday, January 27, 2014

TWO DEAD

No, not referring to the shootings in Columbia or Glen Burnie. Pete Seeger just died: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_yumYPFm4

Cap'n Tugg died, too.

FUCKING DOCTORS

What they don't know could fill a damn book. And no, I am not referring to doctors who are fucking me. Or each other.

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, January 26, 2014

ST POLYCARP

Today is his feast day.  His name does not mean "many carp" http://catholicexchange.com/st-polycarp

I should have named one of the pigs Polycarp.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Los Angeles Times: http://latimes.com 

Saturday, January 25, 2014

WEEK

Week started out beautifully warm, temperatures bitterly cold again. Gas was $3.33/gallon in Fairfax City.

I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH LLOYD BRIDGES

Looks like I picked the wrong week to change shifts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

THREE DEAD IN COLUMBIA

Maybe it's a good thing I didn't get a job at the Apple Store there: http://www.wmal.com/common/more.php?m=58&ts=1390671302&article=EC78363F85E411E3B51EFEFDADE6840A&mode=2

Thursday, January 23, 2014

MET WITH THE CREDITORS

It was less painful than I expected. Kind of like an abortion supposedly feels.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Monday, January 20, 2014

THIS WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS...

In so many areas of my life, Bobblehead and Frodo:


K DIED ELEVEN MONTHS AGO

And obviously G is still grieving. And I am remembering the robbery.

HE HAD A DREAM

And I observed his birthday by sleeping. It's a free country.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

THIS IS WRONG

G-d does not think I'm a badass, He/She knows I am a badass.


And I hate it when people say this. It implies shit is supposed to happen.

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON


SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the San Francisco Chronicle: http://sfchronicle.com 

Saturday, January 18, 2014

WEEK



Weather progressively colder, gas prices at $3.44/gallon at the Sunoco Station at 15th and U. Whatever bug I had last week is back—slept most of Thursday and Friday.

WAY TO GO SAFEWAY

Treating a long-time customer like a shoplifter because she was >gasp< "putting stuff into her backpack." Fail.

I DO THIS:


Thursday, January 16, 2014

ICON/ICONAPOP

I have been told I am a neighbourhood icon:


And I like Icona Pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

SONG OF MYSELF

Hey you at WMATA, allow me to sing you a song of my people. The Red Line trains to Gaithersburg are so full people are fainting/having panic attacks. To the healthy young folks in Caps gear sitting while Senior citizens/people with kids/disabilities are standing, fail. But mostly @WMATA = fail #wmata In case I haven't made myself clear, WMATA sucks.





SHOO, BUGS

Leave Jane alone and go feast on someone else. That's what K says.

Monday, January 13, 2014

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER

I seem to be falling through so many looking glasses:

Sunday, January 12, 2014

101 DAMNATIONS

Otherwise known as Hellfire and Damnation. Reminds me of the assholes who took more than seven years of my life:

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com

Saturday, January 11, 2014

WEEK

Dow closed over 16 thousand, gas was at about $3.50/gallon, weather the coldest in at least 18 years. And I am taking enough supplements to open a GNC in my living room. Half the inventory of Yes! Organic Market is in my backpack.

THE NYT REPORTS ARIEL SHARON IS DEAD

We had a cat named Sharona. Dad sez he didn't think of that when I named her.

COLD COMFORT CRAB

There's something about a warm dry cab at this hour of the morning. Especially in the pouring rain. T posted “I had to read that twice with no glasses and two beers down. I thought it said warm crab”

Thursday, January 09, 2014

IF YOU WANT TO TALK FOR HOURS...

It was rather nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

And then there's my version "This one's older than your father, this one still lives with his mother..."

IT'S NOT QUITE THAT BAD ANYMORE...

...but Monday night it was walking through a hurricane. And the nurse practitioner advised me not to go out Tuesday, so I will be on crutches for at least two more weeks:


Wednesday, January 08, 2014

TALK NERDY TO ME

LIGHT POLLUTION

This guy was a guest on the Batchelor show. After working so much in the dark I can relate: http://e360.yale.edu/feature/bringing_back_the_night__a_fight_against_light_pollution/2681

DEMONS

I like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRsgZuwf_8

And the one that preceded it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

REMINDS ME...

...of what the endocrinologist said about "accepting" my weight problem, seeing a nutritionist and controlling everything through "diet and exercise." Bullshit. Or should I say Bullshirt?


SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL FROM THE POLAR VORTEX


St. Joseph's Lighthouse in Michigan. This is not a Photoshop trick or anything.

CONVERSATION WITH A BUS DRIVER

Me: Without the shoe I am limping and grunting. Not sexy.

Driver: You'll get your sexy back.

Sunday, January 05, 2014

ST. JOHN NEUMANN

Today is his feast day. It was a big deal when he was canonized: says today is the feast of St. John Neumann: http://catholicexchange.com/st-john-neumann

BASIC ENGLISH

I tried to teach an Asian woman to say "Metro sucks" and "I hate Metro." "Metro sucks beyond all levels of sucking" was probably too complicated. 

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Baltimore Sun: http://www.baltimoresun.com 

Saturday, January 04, 2014

WEEK

Dow closed up over 16 thousand. Weather ok New Years Day, but ended at about a20-year low. Walking around dressed like a Lapp woman:


It is too hard to eat healthy food, exercise, cut back on alcohol, meat, fat, sugar, dairy etc, so I am loading up on supplements: 

Vitamin B12
Vitamin C
Vitamin D3
Vitamin E
Bee Pollen
Folic Acid
Garlic
Ginger
Ginseng
Goldenseal
Honey

Krill Oil
Royal Jelly
Turmeric


And oils: 
Tea Tree
Lavender
Lemon
Lime
Grapefruit
Bergamot
Rose
Ylang ylang
Geranium
Jasmine

ENOUGH SAID: