Sunday, July 31, 2011

DAY

Trying to catch up on my sleep. It really is healing.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Huntington Herald-Dispatch: http://www.herald-dispatch.com/

Friday, July 29, 2011

WEEK

Dow is down, weather was nice part of the week, but now murderously hot. Gas is about $3.68 or $3.69 at the Sunoco Station on Rockville Pike. Trying to get more rest.

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DAY

Record heat today -- 104 degrees.

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

WORKING AN EXTRA SHIFT

Bravo for life's little surprises.

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DAY

Yesterday was my last day in the massage studio. Still need to get my stuff out.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

DAY

No one ate my Cream Pops. Either they took my death threat seriously or they don't like the cheapo Giant brand.

Monday, July 25, 2011

DAY

Learned a useful Spanish phrase this morning: "Eso no es justo."

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

I LOVE MY CALENDAR PIGS

Enter your pets in the Pets of Alexandria Calendar Contest: http://awla.convio.net/site/TR/Virtual/General?fr_id=1100&pg=entry
DAY

Amy Winehouse died at age 27 this weekend. Cause of death pending.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Asheville Citizen-Times: http://www.citizen-times.com/

Friday, July 22, 2011

WEEK

Dow down, weather murderously hot, feeling very tired, rosacea flareup, itchy ears, gas is $3.74/gallon at a couple places.

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DAY

About 80 people killed in Norway. Norwegians don't do that. I still remember when Olaf Palme was killed, it was such a shock.

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

DAY

It's hot as heck and everyone's grouchy.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

DAY

A transgendered person was killed in Northeast this morning. One day C came to work in a tie and tails. Mom said "I feel sorry for him, her, it."

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

DAY

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."

Attributed to William Gibson

Monday, July 18, 2011

DAY

Used my Blockbuster goodies to rent Ghandi. Been thinking about "Dalits," or "broken people," also Burakumin and Cagots.

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Friday, July 15, 2011

WEEK

Dow still over 12 thousand, weather hot but not too bad, feeling tired a lot. Gas is $3.60/gallon at the Sunoco station on Rockville Pike, but they’re out of it.

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HELP SAVE THE PIGLOO!

Pigloo needs your help VERY BADLY. See www.pigloo.net/forums or send your Paypal contribution to chadwpb at gmail.com

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DAY

Again, some people’s responses to quotes are funnier or as funny as the original material. A guy refers to Gandhi as “the little lawyer in a diaper” and a woman says “For real? You're insulting Gandhi? That is retarded.” http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090103111405AAfK1ub

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS

Rented Dinner for Schmucks. It’s about a contest to see which employee can bring the dorkiest guest to dinner. We have so many potential winners here.
DAY

Bonne Bastille!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

DAY

People are starting to return my e-mails. And my money.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

DAY

Ate a double Whopper and Value Fries, both of which failed to fill me up.

Monday, July 11, 2011

DAY

Took a kabbalah class. One good thing I got from it: "if you stick your finger into an electric socket and get shocked it's not because the socket is angry or is punishing you -- it's just a force." Which is refreshing considering since I was three I was told practically every bad thing that happened to me was punishment because I wasn't a good girl.

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

ATTENTION EVANGELICAL ASSHOLES:
We were saved first. There was a Roman Catholic, an Eastern Orthodox, an Episcopal and a Lutheran Church before there was a Southern Baptist Church, an Assembly of G-d or a McLean Bible Church. Get the Hell out of Adams Morgan.
DAY

Why is it when you walk around with no pants you run into someone you know?
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Myrtle Beach Sun News: http://www.thesunnews.com

Friday, July 08, 2011

WEEK

Dow down, but still well over 12 thousand, weather mostly nice. Definitely feeling better. Gas was 3.56 at the Sunoco Station on Rockville Pike.
THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU

Rented The Adjustment Bureau. Worth it if you have a coupon for a freebie DVD. It would be interesting to know if everything is predetermined or not. Interesting line from Anthony Mackie "being earlir is as just as bad as being late."

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DAY

Betty Ford died. She was very outspoken. Makes me feel kind of old.


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Thursday, July 07, 2011

DAY

"Nothing worse than listening to a dull drunk."

Mary Hautanen

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

DAY

Running out of energy. This happens almost every day.

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Tuesday, July 05, 2011

DAY

The Fifth of July. Worked last night as usual, thought of past Fourths. I have worked so many of them -- the first was when I was 16 at Burger King. I definitely remember the Fourth of July when I was five in Falls Church -- not sure if I remember any before that.

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Sunday, July 03, 2011

DAY

Four nosebleeds in four days. A superfecta. Should I go for a Quiniela?
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Macon Telegraph: http://www.macon.com

Friday, July 01, 2011

WEEK

Dow up well over a thousand, gorgeous weather, gas price down to $3.65/gallon at the Westover Liberty Station, two nosebleeds and an eye infection

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DAY

Bonne FĂȘte du Canada!


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