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Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
THE JOY OF PAINTING
Inspired by Kevin's painting on This is Us:
Before I invest in actual paint--or even pastels or coloured pencils, I decided to start with Microsoft paint. Mainly because it's free.
This is my first attempt:
Before I invest in actual paint--or even pastels or coloured pencils, I decided to start with Microsoft paint. Mainly because it's free.
This is my first attempt:
I HAVE A CT SCAN SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY
The receptionist could not see me on the phone and asked if I weighed less than 400 pounds. I told her I didn't even weigh half that.
Monday, February 26, 2018
MAGNETIC POETRY
My little box of get well word magnets arrived today. So I am trying to write poetry again, something I have not done in a long time. Here goes:
Sunday, February 25, 2018
UBER REACTING
What is this, some kind of millennial participation trophy thing in which everyone's a winner and ever driver deserves 5 stars? Just because the driver's skills could be improved upon doesn't mean I want him/her fired #uber https://t.co/KMffyRoiah via @Cosmopolitan— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 24, 2018
Saturday, February 24, 2018
I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY STILL MADE THESE
I am not sick but I have not been feeling well since November. And I need to go through years' worth of emotional healing. So I am starting out writing poetry when these arrive in the mail:
Friday, February 23, 2018
HAPPY TWITTERVERSARY, BABY!
Wow, my ninth Twitterversary. It's so pretty! #MyTwitterAnniversary pic.twitter.com/RFYZXvyyXZ— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 23, 2018
Sunday, February 18, 2018
Friday, February 16, 2018
Thursday, February 15, 2018
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Monday, February 05, 2018
WHAT IS PROBABLY GOING ON AT NBC
I am feeling better about myself. I never caused an entire network to go to black during a Super Bowl:
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