Monday, February 28, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

DAY

"Don't cuss like that. It ain't fuckin' nice."

That's what we learned at the Catholic girls' school I went to.
SUNDAY PAPER

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Friday, February 25, 2011

WEEK

Freaky weather, market down most of the week, but up today. Gas prices threatening to hit $5.00/gallon. Feeling slightly better.

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DAY

Fuck.

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

DAY

It never rains, but it pours.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

DAY

Weather is improving and so is my energy level.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

DAY

So far this is a lousy day.

Monday, February 21, 2011

DAY

Today is President's Day. I have learned a lot of things since I started teaching again, for example, the fact that not only did George Washington not belong to any political party, he was against the concept of parties. And that he did not want to be president and Martha did not want to be first lady. And that she was loaded and probably wouldn't have got as far as he did without her.

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

DAY

Happy Birthday to Jew,
Happy Birthday to Jew,
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday to Jew
SUNDAY PAPER

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Friday, February 18, 2011

WEEK

Weather improving, market up, gas prices going up, but at least steady at Liberty station, dead tired from lack of sleep, fighting off an an infection/allergy.

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DAY

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

DAY

Remembering my father, who would have been 87 years old today.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

DAY

IMPORTANT!!! Tomorrow, Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a sharpened spoon. To stop this from happening go to Account > Home Invasion Settings > Cannibalism > Brains, and uncheck the "Tasty" box. Please copy and repost.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

DAY

Still recovering from the weekend.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

DAY

Dear Asshole Televangelist:

For the 90th time this half hour, yes, you can get a witness. Now shut the fuck up.
SUNDAY PAPER

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Monday, February 07, 2011

DAY

Resting up from the weekend and trying to forget the ghosts of bosses past.

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Sunday, February 06, 2011

STEELERS LOSE

Packers win Superbowl Superbowl XLV, 31-25
PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT

I heard a guy on WTOP say Superbowl Sunday is to a compulsive gambler what NYE is to an alcoholic. If you have a gambling problem or know someone who does, clicK on www.GamblersAnonymous.org or call 1-888-424-3577
RESTAURANT REVIEW

Pizza Boli's on Wisconsin Avenue, you suck!
DAY

Go Steelers!
SUNDAY PAPER

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Thursday, February 03, 2011

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR....

Of the rabbit.
I DREAM OF GERMANY

Actually I'm dreaming in German. Again. Haven't done that in a while.
DAY

Turned in my paperwork. I hate doing that stuff -- still traumatized by at least one past job.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Tuesday, February 01, 2011