Wednesday, October 31, 2012

DAY

DAY TWELVE

I thought this would end today, did not count on being a victim vs innocent bystander. I am debating whether or not to wear my princess costume--afraid I will not be able to run away or that someone will grab me by my skirt/sleeves: http://www.ordercostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/CC00859REDFULL.jpg

Of the two guys who were with me during the robbery one says he still has trouble seeing out of one eye, he tells me the other may lose a tooth. This should not have happened to them -- they may have saved my life.

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

I'M NOT QUITE AS WELL

I thought you should know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

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SITTIN' BITCH

Watching the Friends episode with the four guys in the cop car--Ross is sitting bitch. I learned that expression last week. Trying to see humour in the situation.  I can't think of a time in which I was in a cop car and it was a good thing.

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DAY

DAY ELEVEN

Nobody listens to me. But this is nothing new.

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Monday, October 29, 2012

TWO OTHER THINGS I AM REMEMBERING

1) My father died eight years ago today
That week was a lot like this one--there were 30-40 MPH winds in Michigan, which blew down telephone wires. As a result, his twin sister did not find out about his death until days after it happened.

2) Nine years ago yesterday I was robbed: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html

This is not usually a good time of year for me.

janedoe@seductive.com

BEST TWEET OF THE DAY

From www.twitter.com/birbigs : Hurricane Sandy bumps masturbation rate by 750%

It will be interesting to see how many babies named Sandy will be born nine months from now.

Today would be a good day for a 24-hour urine as I'm not supposed to leave home anyway.

For my Twitter pages see www.twitter.com/snipercatcher  and www.twitter.com/thejanechannel 

I am actually kind of bored. Snow would be more interesting to look at at least.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY

DAY TEN

I am in no mood for a hurricane. Or, as Christopher says, I am in no fucking mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

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Sunday, October 28, 2012

DAY

DAY NINE

Worked at the Marine Corps Marathon. A balloon popped behind me and scared me. I heard sirens and told R. That's what happens after 30 years in radio.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

WEEK

Weather has been mostly pleasant, I think I saw gas for $3.49/gallon on Lee Highway in Arlington.

DAY

DAY EIGHT

Not everything is as it appears in Jane's World. Especially to Jane

Friday, October 26, 2012

HOW DO YOU TELL A GUY...

..."Sorry about your privates?" There probably is no way ):

janedoe@post.com

PRAYING...

....for the assholes who robbed us:

DAY

DAY SEVEN

I'm turning into Kelly Bundy. Not that I look like her, I am just getting spacey, forgetful etct: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS3W8663LYk

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Thursday, October 25, 2012

DAY

DAY SIX

I am NOT handling this well ):

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

DAY

DAY FIVE

Ten years ago today marks the capture of the snipers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. I look at helping my boss help catch them as the greatest thing I've ever done:
http://janedoesnotes.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-snipercatcher.html

Hence the urls www.facebook.com/snipercatcher  and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

DAY

DAY FOUR

To add insult to injury I am still finding bits of my stuff on Ashmead Place.

Monday, October 22, 2012

AFTERSHOCK

I startle easily and laugh at inappropriate times.

DAY

DAY THREE

My father could use every four-letter word in the English language and a couple others but he was funny about women and profanity. Men could curse all they wanted to as long as it wasn't directed at women and women were not allowed to curse, especially his daughter.

My mom said he would be horrified at the way my massage clients treated me. She said "he may have abused you but no one else was allowed to." I guess that's something.

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, October 21, 2012

DAY

DAY TWO

Found my purse yesterday on the wall of the Portuguese ambassador's residence and my cell phone (still usable) on the lawn of the French ambassador's residence. And got to speak French. It's nice to be spoken to French, even it's obscene (which it was not)

Saturday, October 20, 2012

WEEK

Gas prices are mostly down, a lot below $4.00/gallon. I saw it for $3.55 at the Liberty station on Lee Highway in Arlington.

DAY

DAY ONE

I was robbed about two hours ago. More to follow.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

I AM HIV NEGATIVE

I am also Hepatis A, B and C negative

And I'm not pregnant, either.

по-русски

Got a ride home from a Russian cab driver. He actually understood me.

DAY

Had blood drawn at NIH. The guy who did it had an emblem that looked suspiciously like that of the Dharma Initiative peeps:

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

DAY

My mom's cat is 13 years old today!

Monday, October 15, 2012

DAY

"You meet the weirdest people."

Mary Hautanen on the sexuality of her daughter's co-workers.

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Sunday, October 14, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET 15!

Come to our party tomorrow (Monday) at El Tamarindo and bring your friends! 25% of everything earned goes to our school: http://byteback15.eventbrite.com

DAY

US Senator Arlen Specter (D-PA) died today in Philadelphia of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He was 82.

He was a guest on the Bohannon Show. I think I met him in person.

Friday, October 12, 2012

DAY

The Nationals are out of the running for the World Series. The only good thing about the Cardinals is that one of them is named Kozma.

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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Thursday, October 04, 2012

DAY

"My sister's a prostitute, we call her Trix...my brother's a homosexual, we call him Froot Loop...my nephew's retarded--we call him Special K"

Eddie Murphy

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

DAY

A valuable lesson: A tablet (phone) is only as good as its apps.

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY!

Four years ago today I adopted "little" Perpetua from the Montgomery County shelter.

DAY

Ten years ago today the DC snipers killed their first victim. I remember that night. There was a report of a body found at the Giant parking lot in Leisure World. We didn't bother reporting it right away.

Monday, October 01, 2012

DAY

The Occupy DC people came to our city one year ago today. They have served as little more than human paperweights.

janedoe@seductive.com