Thursday, June 30, 2011

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

DAY

Didn't make it to the vigil. My doctor's tech didn't realize I'm Catholic. Had to explain How We Do Things to her.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Sunday, June 26, 2011

DAY

My summer party dress arrived yesterday. For those of you who have never met me, I am older, whiter and fatter than the Asian nymphet pictured:


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SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Savannah Morning News: http://savannahnow.com

Friday, June 24, 2011

WEEK

Dow down, below twelve thousand, weather kind of humid but nice if you stay in the shade or go out early/late. I got gas for $3.71 or $3.75 at the Westover Liberty Station, I forget how much. I hope to be able to sleep better soon.

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FRODO

D calls you that and so will I, even though Frodo is generally portrayed as kind of cute.

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DAY

"Give me a chance, Louis thought, and I'll understand myself right into the nearest mental asylum"

Stephen King

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

ATTENTION NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS:

Do you have a lower-than-average IQ? Possess no social skills? If so you may have a great future as a parking lot/garage/front desk attendant or security guard!
DAY

I have a new modem -- don't have to go to Safeway or Mac's in the middle of the night. Woot!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

DAY

Attention, Internet stalkers: lives are available. Go get one.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Monday, June 20, 2011

DAY

I'm at Starbucks because my fucking modem apparently needs replacing.

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

WEINER QUITS

CNN reports Anthony Weiner will resign: http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/06/16/weiner.scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t
DAY

In addition to "mother of the bride" and "maternity" I have found a new category of clothing that might fit me: "Cross dresser." Great.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

"CAVALCADE OF LOSERS"

sounds funny as long as it's not directed at me.

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DAY

Full moon tonight.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Monday, June 13, 2011

DAY

Bummer about missing the Indigo Girls concert. Would have been a great place to meet men.

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

DAY

Unhealthy things one can eat fried on a stick:

Bacon
Butter
Chicken
Twinkies
Snickers Bars
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Oreos
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls
Shish Kebabs
Shrimp

Things I ate at Celebrate Fairfax this weekend:

Chocolate soft ice cream with wax dip and Oreo crumbs
Polish Sausage
Fried Oreos
Fried Butter
Fried Bacon (Batter Dipt)
Stufft Pizza

Raspberry Jalapeno Jam (bought a jar to take home)
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Rockford Register Star: http://www.rrstar.com

Friday, June 10, 2011

WEEK

Dow down, below 12 thousand. Weather murderously hot mid-week, record highs. Gas prices actually down below 4.00/gallon in some places. Doing my best to stay healthy, have a doctor’s appointment Tuesday.

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DAY

Superior Court Judge robbed, fights back: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/snatch-and-grab-robberies-of-electronic-devices-up-in-metro/2011/06/10/AGNlOUPH_story.html

Wonder if cops are still looking for what was stolen from me.

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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

DAY

I love the word "Weinergate." And I couldn't help but smile when I walked past the wieners at Shopper's Food Warehouse.

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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

REFLEXOLOGY TREATMENTS $1.00/MINUTE

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/com/2424566000.html
DAY

P.F. Chang's Orange chicken is enough to put one into a coma.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

DAY

Maybe the reason you don't speak about it is because you haven't heard. Or because it's too painful for you, too.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Biloxi Sun Herald: http://www.sunherald.com

Friday, June 03, 2011

WEEK

Dow down but still above 12 thousand, weather unbearably hot mid-week but cooled down nicely and the sun is out when I leave in the morning. Gas prices supposedly going down but I’m not seeing it. Worked my ass off the part of the week, crashed until mid-week.

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DRESSED FOR SUCCESS

Since I popped the seams in my black velvet dress at the correspondent's dinner I am looking for a new party dress. All I can find to fit me are plus-size and mother of the bride dresses. The thing is, according to E-bay, the mother of the bride is either a slut or a frump.

My other choice is maternity dresses.

>Sigh<

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"SPIRITUAL VIOLENCE"

I needed to see this: http://catholicexchange.com/2011/06/03/87066

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THINGS THAT SUCK:

Wachovia, you suck, truly. Words cannot describe how badly you suck. The same for you, Wells Fargo
DAY

Today is National Doughnut Day

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Thursday, June 02, 2011

DAY

Today is Acension Thursday. I completed my Easter Duty with one day to spare:


Wednesday, June 01, 2011

HOT FUN IN THE SUMMER

It's more than 90 degrees outside, but I'm inside with the A/C on and have got some sleep, so I'm feeling a lot better.

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DAY

Another great comment on Youtube "you mother fucker make me some tacos" http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=MDUIxJJbP00

Ranks up there with "you're a fucktard, never speak again"

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