Thursday, April 30, 2009

CHARITY THINKETH NO EVIL...

...rejoiceth not in iniquity but rejoiceth in the truth." But face it, some people are just assholes.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

STRANGE DAYS, INDEED

The market is up, temperature is down, America is terrified of swine flu. Mixed indicators everywhere -- I am feeling pretty good regardless.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WHATEVER HAPPENED...

To Andrew Speaker? And Bird Flu?
LYCOS 50

Tamiflu is on of the Lycos 50's top searches. That and swine flu.

Monday, April 27, 2009

SWINE FLU

That's what the networks are leading with.

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

AND THEN THERE WAS MAUDE

Actress Beatrice Arthur is dead at age 86. One of Archie Bunker’s best lines: “wrong again, Maude” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uU2XHthUEM&feature=related

Arthur in another role: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPy0wxIdiGw
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Tulsa World.

Friday, April 24, 2009

WEEK 17

In a nutshell, weather improving, actually earned more money than I have in weeks. One person diagnosed with cancer, another going for a biopsy.

It’s surprising how many people actually pay attention to what I write, even people I didn’t think would. I have over a thousand followers on my main Twitter page, have started a second and am hoping to start a third for my CDA Court. I feel bad about not doing anything for them, and this is something that would cost little time and no money. And even if it helps the parish, other courts or CDA in general without helping us, that would be cool.

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HOPE...

"...Comes in many forms."

Lorraine Bracco

And so does support. I got a check from Aunt I and found out Aunt T enjoys my blogs. I didn't think she would, but she sez it reminds her of my father's sense of humour. Not sure whether HE would have enjoyed my blogs.

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

HANGING IN THERE...

Waiting for my tax refund. And my Paypal payment. And my insurance checks. And my next three paychecks.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

IT NEVER FAILS

Book a flight out of the country and independent contract work materializes for that week.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I WISH...

...the assholes at the network would stop saying "masseuse." I remember when I used to refer to the "assholes at the network." It was a proud day when I became one of the assholes.

Monday, April 20, 2009

EVEN THE HOMELESS...

...the senile and severely mentally-challenged notice how sleep-deprived I am.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

GOOD TIMES?

B sez these are not good times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM95AwDgask

And I can't even get good sound/video.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the East Oahu Sun.

Friday, April 17, 2009

WEEK 16

I am feeling a little better physically, although my hours have been cut in about half. Saw the cardiologist, nothing new there. Glad Lent’s over and at least the pigs are doing well. Let’s hope when G-d closes a door he opens a window.

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PRESIDENT OBAMA'S GLIMMER OF HOPE...

...keeps flickering on and off.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

SEVEN YEARS, SEVENTEEN YEARS

One of my co-workers was just let go. I've known him seven years. He was here for seventeen years.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

LYCOS 50

Jeff Rense is one of the most-searched for on the latest Lycos 50.
WEWATIONSHIPS II

Now I have more than 450 followers on Facebook and 700 on Twitter. A asked where I got all my Twitter followers. As in the original Wewationships post, from all over the place. Some followed me from Facebook, some from other groups or web sites and in some cases we just found each other.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

PANDORA HAD A GREAT CHECK UP!

The vet said she made one of the best recoveries he's ever seen. Thanks for your prayers, good thoughts, etc.

Monday, April 13, 2009

TAKING PANDORA TO THE VET...

...in about seven hours. Prayers, good thoughts etc appreciated.

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YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL...

...for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

HAPPY EASTER!

Pandora is the closest thing I have to a bunny: http://tinyurl.com/ch8lvc
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Jerusalem Report.

Friday, April 10, 2009

WEEK 15

"Lord, make my words sweet and tender, for one day I may have to eat them." Yeah, stifling the snotty remark doesn't hurt. Especially if you don't know the whole story.

Pandora's foot seems to be improving. It could be a lesson to me -- the need for vigilance, rest, TLC and proper nutrition.

I am getting a refund on my income taxes and will have to buy a new computer. The money spent should make up for the inconvenience of the last several years. It's amazing how technology makes our life so much better when it works and makes it a living hell when it doesn't.

Lent will be over very soon, even though I won't be able to drink until Sunday afternoon. I managed to do the no meat on Fridays and the no booze for over 40 days thing. And to say the Jabez Prayer for part of Lent. As for personal growth, not sure how much of that I accomplished, other than it was horrible what they did to Jesus and we shouldn't do the same to our fellow creatures.

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THE LATIN MAKES IT SO BEAUTIFUL

Even if the url doesn't:

http://www.fisheaters.com/hymns.html

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IN THE WORDS OF GREAT-UNCLE TED

"I done it."

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

THE LAST LOG-IN

My laptop is dying and not showing signs of rising three days later.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

WHY IS THIS NIGHT...

...different from all other nights?Happy Passover!

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

TIMES ARE TOUGH

A homeless woman looked at me and said "that bad, huh?"

Monday, April 06, 2009

SIX YEARS

Six years ago today I adopted my darling Lightning. One of the best things I've ever done:

www.cerridwin.org/jane/pigone.jpg

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ANOTHER REASON TO CELEBRATE:

Fares for the Georgetown Connector have gone down:

http://www.georgetowndc.com/getting-here/shuttle

And you can ride for 50 cents with SmarTrip (The bus stops right near my studio)

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YAY!

Baltimore Archdiocese sees largest group of adults this decade joining the church:

http://tinyurl.com/dhpn3x

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Sunday, April 05, 2009

THREE DEAD IN STANTON HEIGHTS

Three cops were killed in Pittsburgh while on a domestic call yesterday morning. I am relieved to report neither the victims nor the shooter were related to me.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Schenectady Gazette.

Friday, April 03, 2009

WEEK 14

The Dow closed over eight thousand and the lovefest continues for the Obamas in Europe. I got on the stick and applied to three potential employers. Pandora is pretty much OK – Ultra Carefresh, fake sheepskin bed and Meloxicam. Dr. C says the main thing now is to get the weight off the foot. She sleeps a lot – maybe there is a lesson to be learned there.

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RANDOM ASSHOLES

My latest follower on Twitter is Random Asshole. Seriously, that's his/her address: http://twitter.com/Random_Asshole.

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

"...IF I AM ONLY FOR MYSELF, THEN WHAT AM I? AND IF NOT NOW, WHEN?"

Rabbi Hillel

"If I do not wash for me, who will wash for me?"

Ed. Rodriguez

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

SLOOF LIRPA

Only played three April Fools' jokes this year -- one on Facebook and two on the pig people.

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LYCOS 50

Wikipedia is part of the latest Lycos 50.

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