Monday, September 30, 2013

Sunday, September 29, 2013

BABY BLUE


The final song on Breaking Bad, otherwise breaking Badfinger:

 

DAY

From Jim Bohannon: 

"Rest.  Heal.  Be your vibrant self again, Jane."

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the San Francisco Chronicle: http://www.sfchronicle.com 

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Friday, September 27, 2013

SEPTEMBER SONG

Allow me to sing you a song of my people. Earthlink, you suck beyond all levels of sucking:




DAY

Sitting on the couch feeling sorry for myself, would like to be in a nice warm place eating lasagna with a fun person.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

DAY

Pretty much out of sorts/under the weather. I guess there is no expression for "in sorts" or "over the weather."

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

SCRATCH THAT

Make that six. I get fitted for a walking boot.

DAY

So far five medical appointments in one week. Can't beat that with a stick. B says  "I
 hope all those doctors can put you back together again."

Monday, September 23, 2013

DAY

I guess my heart must just be slowing down. Literally. 58 BPM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBHoMvq_tmY

Saturday, September 21, 2013

RENDEZVOUS LOUNGE VICTIM DIES

See http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/case-ruled-a-homicide-after-man-hurt-trying-to-subdue-patron-at-adams-morgan-bar-dies/2013/09/21/19d2cd60-22de-11e3-b73c-aab60bf735d0_story.html

Only reason I wasn't there was because my foot was hurting. 

WEEK

Navy Yard shootings are the big thing in the news. Ironically, one of G's friends said something about getting me a job there years ago. Weather was beautiful but nasty tonight. Foot is swollen like a balloon, thinking the pain meds are messing with my head.

BLURRED LINES

I wanna get nasty, but am conflicted about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

DAY

Ok, I'm gonna say it. Broken bones are not contagious. I will not infect you with anything, I am not gonna bite you, sexually molest you,  or hit you with a crutch and I certainly can't chase you unless you're REALLY slow.  Some of you who were really sweet after the robbery now are pretending nothing happened. There is nothing  for you or me to feel embarrassed about--I do not have cancer or any other horrible incurable disease, I was not driving drunk or high, I was not in a bar fight and I was not raped. It's ok to ask, it's the awkward looks I can do without. And yes, I realize I ended a sentence with a preposition. 

Friday, September 20, 2013

WENT AHEAD, MADE HIS DAY

Went to Chipotle in Columbia Heights, was inwardly grousing about the line, the wait time, the crowdedness, the fact that customers had to clean their own tables, the fact that some teenagers were sitting there after finishing their meal and the general ghetto-ness of the peeps there. Was thinking of complaining to corporate until the manager looked at me and said "this lady made my day." I couldn't imagine why until he told me a woman before me came in with a cane, demanded to get to the front of the line and threatened to complain to corporate. After that he and his staff treated me like a princess...

janedoe@seductive.com


DAY

The robbery was eleven months ago today.

Janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, September 19, 2013

DAY

Last night I told a guy about being to embarrassed to ask T to carry me when my foot was hurting. He said he envisioned him carrying me like Kevin Costner carrying Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

DAY

I can't believe I missed the Jewish Holidays. A belated Good Yontiff to all and may all of our names be written in the book of life for the next year.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

DAY

Got a posterior splint for my leg. Romany are hassling me.

Monday, September 16, 2013

13 DEAD

For more on the Washington Navy Yard shootings see www.facebook.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

DAY

Networks confirm twelve dead at Washington Navy Yard. Good thing I've been laid up, am typing this from the couch.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

WAITING TO EXHALE

Loved the part in which Lela Rochon refers to her date as a "human submarine sandwich." Ironically, his name is Michael.

DAY

Missed the Virginia Wine Festival.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Baltimore Sun: http://www.baltimoresun.com

Saturday, September 14, 2013

WEEK

Weather went up into the 90's, absolutely gorgeous today. Foot still hurting me, waiting for referral to podiatrist.

DAY

Foods that are better than sex:

1) Mille & Al’s mozzarella fries, either with marinara or barbecue sauce

2) Samosas At Halal Kabob

3) Fried crepes at Bistro Napoleon

Friday, September 13, 2013

DAY

Sometimes being out of love is better than being in it. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, September 12, 2013

DAY


Not fun weather if you're on crutches. 

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

DAY

Went to the condo garden party. Hope it won't be my last. Will have to wait another week to see the podiatrist.

Monday, September 09, 2013

DAY

Started on calcium and 50,000 IU Vitamin D supplement.

Sunday, September 08, 2013

DAY

Didn't spend Adams Morgan Day as I had planned, but it was a good one.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Washington City Paper: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com

Saturday, September 07, 2013

WEEK

Syria is the big story in the news.

DAY

Still in pain, but definitely no worse.

Friday, September 06, 2013

CONVERSATION ON 18TH ST IN ADAMS MORGAN

Me: What's going on? Did someone else get pushed down a flight of stairs? 

Channel 4 Reporter: No, is that what happened to you?


I guess you had to be there...

DAY

Turns out my Vitamin D level was low, which might have led to or at least partly led to the break. Starting on supplements Monday. M says a lot of people generally feel better when they start on huge doses of Vitamin D.

Thursday, September 05, 2013

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

DAY

The Rendezvous Lounge is open again.

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

DAY

I want to cry. Am walking like House. And to make it better have been playing stuff about the Titanic.

Monday, September 02, 2013

DAY

LABOUR DAY. 

Laboured most of the weekend. 

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Sunday Paper

DAY

No one believes anything I tell them. I feel like the least-believed woman in DC. If there were a kiddy book about me it would be titled Nobody Listens to Janey.