Friday, March 29, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS

Ok, I forgot Passover actually began a couple days ago. חג פסח שמח

DAY

Today is Holy Thursday. 

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

DAY

Lifting weights was a bad idea.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

DAY

Watched several episodes of Archer, got turned on by probably the wrong things. Kind of like when T's cat went into heat.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

DAY

Still dizzy, head hurts like a mofo. Should get cleaned up and change my underwear, too. I smell like cat food.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

WEEK

See below.

DAY

Running a temperature of 100.4.  97 is normal for me.

Friday, March 22, 2013

DAY

Helped convict a punk who knocked me down last July.

janedoe@seductive.com

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

A GREAT QUOTE...

...from a DC firefighter: "Stupid is what keeps us in business"

SPRING THING

Heard birds singing. In the park, in the dark. 

Today is also the feast of St. Joseph and the tenth anniversary of the second Gulf War. 

DAY

"When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else compliments you, then compliment yourself. It’s not up to other people to keep you encouraged. It’s up to you. Encouragement should come from the inside."

Monday, March 18, 2013

DAY

I KNOW I shouldn't be, but I am hurt that no one else is making a big fuss over what I gave up for Lent.

janedoe@seductive.com 

Friday, March 15, 2013

DAY

T says ''you show your tits. You make Bobblehead think there's a curse on him.'' Guilty as charged.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

DAY

One advantage to not having a car: the fascinating conversations one hears on the bus/train. Like the guy talking about the male enhancement drink he was using and hoping it would make it "hard as a rock."

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

HABEMUS PAPAM

The Cardinal of Buenos Aires, Jorge Mario Bergoglio. I'm underwhelmed. At least he has an Italian name.

DAY

There's an apparent water main break (or sewage or something) in the 1900 block of Belmont RD NW. Right where the robbery took place.

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

DAY

Cherry blossoms in the park near where the robbery took place.

Monday, March 11, 2013

DAY

Is there such a prayer as "lord, help me get my shit together?"

Sunday, March 10, 2013

HEE HEE

B T tells me you have a little dick. And can't do anything with it. Which is not surprising

SUNDAY PAPER

DAY

PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT:

Set your clocks forward if you haven't already. Of course you're probably looking at this from a computer or smart phone which has already re-set itself.

Friday, March 08, 2013

A WAS WEARING A GREAT T-SHIRT

It said "go fuck yourself. I'm an asshole and I approve this message."

DAY

"Help yourself and by helping yourself you will be in a position to help others"



From The Flower of Life and Sacred Geometry

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I feel:

Thursday, March 07, 2013

Day

Talked to T about all the drama and trauma going on in my life. She asked "what are these people (things?) doing in your movie?" She had a good point.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

DAY

We were supposed to have a lot of snow today

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Monday, March 04, 2013

DAY

Nothing like being the caboose on the gossip train.

Saturday, March 02, 2013

WEEK

CONVERSATION WITH MOM

ME: M agrees with B. He doesn’t think I should get tattooed.

MOM: What?

ME: Tattooed. He says I’m beautiful.

At which Mom suggests that since I am on a public bus we should have this conversation at another time.

DAY

Saw Les Misérables again today. If Jean ValJean lived in modern day DC he would be sentenced for numerous unpaid parking tickets.

Friday, March 01, 2013

IT'S GOOD TO BE TOUCHED

Even if it's not by exactly the person I want touching me.

DAY

And the worst actress award...goes to me!