Saturday, October 29, 2016

TODAY IS NATIONAL CAT DAY

#SCARIERTHANGHOSTS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER

 Most of the tweets are political and/or not very funny. In Gone with the Wind Scarlett's son was more scared of Yankees than of ghosts. 

SHOP SMALL ALL YEAR AROUND:

Remembering my father who died twelve years ago today.

ADAMS MORGAN APPLE FESTIVAL TODAY 10 AM-1:30PM EASTERN

Friday, October 21, 2016

Thursday, October 20, 2016

FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY I WAS BEATEN AND ROBBED


I chose this picture because the two men who were walking me home were hurt worse than I was. 

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND



I LOVE the first minute and a half or two. 

janedoe@seductive.com

WMATA WANTS TO CUT ITS SERVICE EVEN MORE

Let them know what you think: www.wmata.com/hours

janedoe@seductive.com

SAW THE 2013 VERSION OF CARRIE ON MTV






Thanks to social media there are so many more ways to humiliate people. Then less than 23 years after the original movie came out there was Columbine. And more school violence after that. Probably no one envisioned it in 1976.




janedoe@seductive.com


CAN YOU SAY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE?

I thought you could: http://standardissuemagazine.com/lifestyle/dont-share-status

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

THOUGHTS ON THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION










Have I made myself clear?

FUN WITH PHONE REPS

1st Rep: You know there is a bus that goes to the hospital and we can provide you with bus fare?
Me: I'm going to a podiatrist -- did you think maybe my feet hurt?

Conversation with 2nd Rep

Me: I need to make an appointment with M____ and to see a phlebotomist first.
2nd Rep: Did your doctor tell you to get labs?
Me: Yes, she did. Do you think I do it because it's fun? (Ok, there are actually sick freaks who WOULD find this fun)

Sunday, October 16, 2016

FORTY AUTUMNS

This woman is from Falls Church, also went to Thomas Jefferson: http://www.ninawillner.com

Friday, October 14, 2016

BACK HOME

Never thought I'd be so sad to surrender a Rent-a-Car.

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Monday, October 10, 2016

TIPPING $5.00 ON A $65.00 TAB?

I don't want to see you burn in hell but I would like to see you itch in Purgatory.

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, October 09, 2016

Saturday, October 08, 2016

MOM WAS HESITANT ABOUT WATCHING "LUCIFER"

Then I told her Lucifer told a guy he deserved a raging case of crabs. Now she wants to see it.