Thursday, December 29, 2016

WENT TO PROMPTCARE AGAIN

Pus in my ear, O2 sat's still low. Am on Cipro, which makes me wanna puke but the guy said the next step would be IV antibiotics in a hospital. He also told me not to lift heavy weights, not that I look like a woman who does that. 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Friday, December 23, 2016

WENT TO PROMPTCARE

No wonder I was dragging--ear infection and O2 sats down to 90. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, December 18, 2016

ZSA ZSA GABOR DEAD AT 99

We tend to live a long time except for Grandpap Vereb and Grandma Kozma. Not sure if Uncle Louie counted as he died in the war:

CLOCKWORK SNOOPY


I'll never look at Peanuts the same way again. Bought a new eyeliner that unfortunately makes me look like that. 

Saturday, December 17, 2016

2016 IS ALMOST OVER

Not sure if I mentioned the 30th anniversary of the  Chernobyl meltdown or the 60th anniversary of the Hungarian revolution. 

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Thursday, December 08, 2016

The Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception: St. Ann conceived Mary, not by the power of the Holy Spirit as Jesus was conceived, but by normal means.  However, when she was conceived in her mother’s womb, Mary was without the stain of original sin.  This was a special grace granted by God.  Truly, this was what God had willed for all mankind, …

The Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception: St. Ann conceived Mary, not by the power of the Holy Spirit as Jesus was conceived, but by normal means.  However, when she was conceived in her mother’s womb, Mary was without the stain of original sin.  This was a special grace granted by God.  Truly, this was what God had willed for all mankind, …

Thursday, December 01, 2016

SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT WOODY ALLEN AND HIS PERSONAL LIFE

Most sex scenes are more like scenes from his movies than your run of the mill rom com.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Sunday, November 27, 2016

BASKET OF DISGUSTINGS:

I guess now it would be "I'm Joey. I'm deporable"


Saturday, November 26, 2016

RIP RON GLASS

PORTRAIT OF THE SHOPPER AS A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN

I NOW HAVE FIVE SURGICAL INCISIONS

Plus screws in my foot, a Maryland Bridge and an implant. And I've been part of a couple NIH studies and outside drug trials and am registered with the National Marrow Registry. And I have a tattoo. No, it won't be hard to identify me.

TODAY IS SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY

I try to make EVERY Saturday Small Business Saturday. 

Friday, November 25, 2016

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Winds gusting up to 50 MPH

Great. Just ate a container of the stuff: http://yeswecoupon.com/breaking-news-25-flavors-hummus-recalled-50-states

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Dreamt I was still in the hospital.

A bunch of people came to see me--didn't recognize some of them.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Still feeling sick on and off.

And more evidence that some people weren't doing their jobs.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Supermoon!

See http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/what-is-a-supermoon-and-when-can-i-see-the-largest-moon-in-70-ye

Tuesday, November 08, 2016

DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE US PRESIDENCY.

It's kind of cool to be running the board while my old boss is hosting the network show. 

Sunday, November 06, 2016

SUFFRAGETTE CITY

Another reason to vote if you haven’t already: Members of Catholic Daughters of the Americas Court Kavanaugh #54 (my mom’s and my court) were some of the original suffragettes who were arrested demanding the right to vote. It would be an insult to their memory NOT to vote: http://www.catholicdaughters.org

WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL





Some things never get old. Funny at the beginning and end, meh at the middle.

WHAT A DIFFERENCE AN EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP MAKES


Friday, November 04, 2016

I VOTED, TOO:


I have been voting since I was 18 and this was the WORST VOTING EXPERIENCE EVER. 

1) I waited one hour and 34 minutes before I voted, which took all of two minutes. 
2) It was hot in the building. And crowded. 
3) No food or drinks were allowed so I couldn't drink anything to cool off. 
4) Couldn't sit. 
5) No wireless. 

And it's even worse in Maryland. D says he waited TWO HOURS and went home in disgust. Maybe that's just Baltimore. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Wednesday, November 02, 2016

The Chicago Cubs took the World Series.

janedoe@seductive.com

TODAY IS ALL SOULS' DAY

Prayed for the souls in Purgatory when I was in the hospital. If you don't believe in Hell, take the 42 bus to Mount Pleasant during evening rush hour.

Tuesday, November 01, 2016

TODAY IS ALL SAINTS DAY

Feast of All Saints: Today is the Feast of All Saints, which is celebrated every November 1. By the fourth century, this Feast of All Martyrs, as it was then known, was celebrated on May 13. The words “martyr” and “saint” originally meant basically the same thing — someone who is a witness to Christ even unto death. The …

Saturday, October 29, 2016

TODAY IS NATIONAL CAT DAY

#SCARIERTHANGHOSTS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER

 Most of the tweets are political and/or not very funny. In Gone with the Wind Scarlett's son was more scared of Yankees than of ghosts. 

SHOP SMALL ALL YEAR AROUND:

Remembering my father who died twelve years ago today.

ADAMS MORGAN APPLE FESTIVAL TODAY 10 AM-1:30PM EASTERN

Friday, October 21, 2016

Thursday, October 20, 2016

FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY I WAS BEATEN AND ROBBED


I chose this picture because the two men who were walking me home were hurt worse than I was. 

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND



I LOVE the first minute and a half or two. 

janedoe@seductive.com

WMATA WANTS TO CUT ITS SERVICE EVEN MORE

Let them know what you think: www.wmata.com/hours

janedoe@seductive.com

SAW THE 2013 VERSION OF CARRIE ON MTV






Thanks to social media there are so many more ways to humiliate people. Then less than 23 years after the original movie came out there was Columbine. And more school violence after that. Probably no one envisioned it in 1976.




janedoe@seductive.com


CAN YOU SAY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE?

I thought you could: http://standardissuemagazine.com/lifestyle/dont-share-status

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

THOUGHTS ON THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION










Have I made myself clear?

FUN WITH PHONE REPS

1st Rep: You know there is a bus that goes to the hospital and we can provide you with bus fare?
Me: I'm going to a podiatrist -- did you think maybe my feet hurt?

Conversation with 2nd Rep

Me: I need to make an appointment with M____ and to see a phlebotomist first.
2nd Rep: Did your doctor tell you to get labs?
Me: Yes, she did. Do you think I do it because it's fun? (Ok, there are actually sick freaks who WOULD find this fun)

Sunday, October 16, 2016

FORTY AUTUMNS

This woman is from Falls Church, also went to Thomas Jefferson: http://www.ninawillner.com

Friday, October 14, 2016

BACK HOME

Never thought I'd be so sad to surrender a Rent-a-Car.

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Monday, October 10, 2016

TIPPING $5.00 ON A $65.00 TAB?

I don't want to see you burn in hell but I would like to see you itch in Purgatory.

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, October 09, 2016

Saturday, October 08, 2016

MOM WAS HESITANT ABOUT WATCHING "LUCIFER"

Then I told her Lucifer told a guy he deserved a raging case of crabs. Now she wants to see it. 

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

SHIMON PERES DIED

C said something like "another old Jew" dying. It was him, not me. 

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Saturday, September 17, 2016

I FIND THE WORD "HAMSTURD" FUNNY.

I hang with crude peeps online and IRL. I worry I will become as crude as they are. 

Friday, September 16, 2016

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Monday, September 12, 2016

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PNEUMONIA

If she has a thyroid disorder as I and at least one other person suspect, maybe the disorder will get more attention. And people will stop saying we'd just feel better if we'd get more exercise. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, September 11, 2016

TODAY IS ADAMS MORGAN DAY

See http://www.adamsmorganday2016.com

NEVER FORGET

I will never forget exactly where I was fifteen years ago today. September 11th is not a good day, period. It marks the anniversary of the day my ex married his third wife (it was also Rosh Hashanah) and the day I adopted my baby boy Puzzle.

Friday, September 09, 2016

TRYING TO GET SOME REST

Yesterday was the first day since July that I haven't worked at least one hour. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Wednesday, September 07, 2016

WONDERFUL.

First my relatives think I'm gay, now they want to know if I'm on drugs.

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

GOT MY HAIR PERMED.

I am trying to avoid other humans until I am allowed to wash my hair again. 

Saturday, September 03, 2016

Thursday, September 01, 2016

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Possibly one of my the funniest Friends episodes ever: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMXlt66cU3U 

Friday, August 26, 2016

I have just been told I would not be good with a gun.

janedoe@seductive.com

OMG!

#Hipsterclassifieds is trending on Twitter and it's hysterical: https://twitter.com/hashtag/HipsterClassifieds?src=tren




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 #hipsterclassifieds  Wanted: vegan earth-worshipping bicycle-riding roommate who can pay more than $2000/mo to share my vintage apartment.

 #hipsterclassifieds  Recent grad w/liberal arts degree seeks job w/socially conscious employer. Must pay @ least 100K/yr starting salary.

 #hipsterclassifieds  For rent: phone booth converted into apartment in recently gentrified neighbourhood $3000/mo.

 #hipsterclassifieds  New bakery opening: our products are vegan, gluten, GMO-free and flavour-free. They also make great bookmarks, shoe liners etc.

 #hipsterclassifieds  Gluten-sensitive lactose intolerant woman with adult ADHD seeks socially conscious compassionate guy w/great health insurance

 #Hipsterclassifeds: Free-range cage-free purebred rescue puppies free to vegan gluten- free home in diverse neighbourhood.

 #Hipsterclassifeds: Progressive start up company looking for open-minded people w/advanced degrees. We can’t pay cash, but we will compensate you with Whole Foods gift cards.

 #Hipsterclassifeds: For rent: vintage apartment, diverse neighbourhood near public transportation. No, we don’t accept blog help, massages or obsolete electronic equipment in place of rent money.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Safe space available to nurse your hurt feelings whether justified or not.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Help! Can’t afford to live in my neighbourhood now that it’s been gentrified and my socially conscious company has downsized us.

#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Want to take a trip to Costa Rica, don’t get paid vacation time and can’t afford airfare.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Hurt feelings support group. Meets in basement of non-denominational house of worship. Organic refreshments served.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Free-range vegan gluten-free breast-fed M ISO F w/ job, car, place to live.

 #Hipsterclassifieds New tattoo parlour. We tattoo all body parts in all languages, even English.

#Hipsterclassifieds Free babysitter needed for my ADD twins while I do volunteer work. Can pay w/Starbucks or Urban Outfitter gift cards

#Hipsterclassifieds Unpaid internship: Looking for people who want to give back/make a difference. No guarantee of permanent employment.

#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must be able to cook gluten-free vegan meals for ADHD triplets, have own car, flexible sched. $8/hr

#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Taking a mission trip to Africa, costs more than I thought, parents unwilling to pay for it.

#Hipsterclassifieds Environmentally conscious corp ISO unpaid interns-no guarantee of a job ever but will write a letter of recommendation

#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must have advanced degree, speak at least 3 languages and not resort to TV as entertainment. $8/hr.

#Hipsterclassifieds Progressive employer offering unpaid internship. Great on the job experience but no guarantee of future employment.

#Hipsterclassifieds ISO childcare-must have own transportation, references, be able to teach music/art, know infant CPR $8/hr.

#Hipsterclassifieds ISO massage therapist, must be licensed/certified, willing to be paid w/used records, vintage clothes or yoga lessons.

 

Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Monday, August 22, 2016

THE PLAY'S THE THING

I want to write a play about a couple whose son has a disability. Over the years they find out who their real friends are. I also want to write a show about an immigrant family who starts a car dealership. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, August 21, 2016

BORED SICK

Boredom really does that to you. It's draining to the point where you just want to go to bed.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Her Glorious Assumption

Her Glorious Assumption: I once asked a college theology class if anyone could explain the doctrine of the Assumption.  A student replied, “yeah, that’s the teaching whereby the Catholic Church ‘assumes’ that Mary is in heaven.” There’s a bit more to it than that.  The Church does not just “assume” that any canonized saint in is in heaven.  …

Tuesday, August 09, 2016

BEEN WATCHING BEACH VOLLYBALL

The girls remind me of the jock girls in Mean Girls:

 

Monday, August 08, 2016

SAW AN OLD EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER SVU

I'm impressed. They thought of stuff I had never heard of, let alone dreamed of. 

Sunday, August 07, 2016

Friday, August 05, 2016

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

ANOTHER SHITBAG ALERT

Another scumbag alert: If you get a phone call from 252-370-9036 this is a fraudster. Tell him you’re onto him and report this slime to local law enforcement.

SHITBAG ALERT

If you get a phone call from 646-448-0368 this is a fraudster. He calls himself Kevin. Tell him you’re onto him and report this son of a bitch to local law enforcement.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

ANGLES BAR CLOSES FOR THE LAST TIME AT TWO AM EASTERN SUNDAY AUGUST 31ST

Too many people and things leaving my life. 

EEPS


I've been told my Mix shirt is old school. 

IT'S 2016

Unless you are at least 100 years old, have a severe disability, it's against your religion or you live on a remote island, get Internet access. And I think even a lot of islands have Internet now. I'm not saying BUY a computer, I'm saying get ACCESS to one, whether it's in a library, community center or belongs to your child/grandchild. By not having internet access not only are you limiting yourself, you are also making other people's lives harder.