Saturday, January 28, 2017

GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!

Happy New Year of the Rooster, or as a server in Sarasota said "Year of Chicken." Hard to believe we had my father's memorial service during the last "year of chicken" twelve years ago.

Friday, January 27, 2017

WEARING THE RIGHT STUFF AT THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME

An old guy who was lost at the March for Life  thought I was a security guard. I was able to get him to a Capitol cop and tell his family he was okay.



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Thursday, January 26, 2017

Monday, January 23, 2017

TO THOSE WHO CAME TO OUR CITY WHETHER TO CELEBRATE, WHINE OR FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF:

Thank you for not trashing it (most of you) 



And thank you for spending money here, no matter what your reason.


Saturday, January 21, 2017

Friday, January 20, 2017

DONALD TRUMP IS OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT

Thank G-d. 

janedoe@seductive.com

AS CEE LO GREEN WOULD SAY....

Fuck you. Collectively. To the Promptcare doctor who blew me off and told me to take Claritin/Flonase, the receptionist at the next urgent care who wouldn't take my insurance and told me to Google another urgent care, the moron at 7-11 who tried to get me to buy a doughnut when all I wanted was some tea to settle my stomach, the receptionist and the old lady in the ER who told me to sit down when I was in too much pain to sit still and the transport guy who called an hour before pick up time (twice): Fuckanedoe you. And to the Washington Hospital Center ER staff: when you put an IV in someone's arm, you're supposed to take it out before discharge. I ended up pulling it out myself and bleeding all over the floor. At least cops will be able to identify me that way.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

O2 SATS WERE 92

A couple weeks ago they were 90 or 91. Yeah, I realize I'm lots of fun recently. 

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Monday, January 16, 2017

ALPHA, BRAVO, CHARLIE

Someone asked if I was a police dispatcher. I forget why. 

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Friday, January 13, 2017

MOM IS SUPPOSED TO COME HOME TODAY

Not because either of us wants her to or she's 100% better but because Medicare won't pay for it anymore .

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35 YEARS AGO TODAY AIR FLORIDA FLIGHT 90 HIT THE 14TH ST BRIDGE

Three people were also killed on the Metro. It was on the Orange Line. I was on it but going in the opposite direction. 

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Thursday, January 12, 2017

SCREENED LARRY O'CONNOR'S CALLS

Talked to Sean Spicer. And Ann Coulter.

NO ONE HAS ANY WORK ETHIC ANYMORE

Caller: Is this Jane Hautanen? 

Me: Yes it is. 


Caller We've found something in your computer...


Me: And you're gonna ask me for my credit card numbers, right? 


Caller How did you know?


Me: That's an old scam. 


Caller: Ok, thank you. >Hangs up<


I've NEVER had a scammer give up that easily. I was disappointed--I would have liked to play with her some more. 

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

TODAY IT WAS 34 DEGREES--THAT'S TWICE AS WARM AS YESTERDAY

This cold weather takes the starch out of a person as much as the 90+ degree wx in summertime. 

Saturday, January 07, 2017

Идёт снег

First snow of the season. And of the year. As I speak Russian better than anyone here, R says it was probably ME who did the hacking.

Thursday, January 05, 2017

THIS IS AWESOME



This kid is incredible. And also, Pamela Adlon, who was the voice of Bobby Hill, is the voice of Halley on the Big Bang Theory--two of the greatest shows ever.

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Monday, January 02, 2017

TOUGH CALL

Last week it was Law & Order SVU vs a Breaking Bad marathon, this week it's Downton Abbey: 




MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

To learn one new Spanish word or phrase every day. Found a great web site: https://www.spanishpod101.com/spanish-phrases/01262017?meaning  

Three new words I have learned so far: estrella de mar, patas and murciélago