Sunday, May 31, 2009

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING...

...it's a beautiful day. Okay, now it's evening, but it's still beautiful. And I am feeling a little less afraid. Kind of like An-Mei: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAD0nHlAaBM&feature=related
SUNDAY PAPER

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Friday, May 29, 2009

WEEK 22

Feel as though I've been flogged. What is important is to remember it's better to build myself up rather than tear others down, no matter how tempting that might be.

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THEY SAY THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE...

...is not hate, but indifference. Is it a sin to be indifferent to the people who have wronged me?

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

CANNED

WAVA let me go. I gave them more than seven years of my life. Fuck.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

ONE THING I NEED TO DO:

Learn the whole story before I jump to conclusions.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"How did Pandora get hold of Epsom salts?"

Mary Hautanen

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MEMORIAL DAY

I am thinking of Dad. And Uncle Louie. And R's brother.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

WEEK 21

Back from Puerto Rico. Feeling more rested, considering the stupid things waiting for me when I got home. Thought a lot about times in Europe, when I was younger, thinner, prettier, more dateable, more employable.

Then I had an epiphany. If you want to drive people nuts, act happy, even if they aren’t. Especially if you are in a crappy home/job/relationship – people will wonder how you could possibly be happy, especially people better off than you and they might think there is something wrong with them. That way they will feel less powerful.

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HE/SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE

Deleted two people from my e-mail address book.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

UN VASO PARA EL VINO

Unfortunately, I can relate to Beavis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk
BACK IN THE USA...

....or, more accurately, back in the continental United States.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

IT NEVER RAINS...

but it leaks. Plumber next door apparently broke a pipe in the wall. Grrrrr.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

CONGRATULATIONS NOTRE DAME CLASS OF '09!

Sorry your school made such a poor choice of commencement speakers, hope no one ruins your graduation for you.
SUNDAY PAPER

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

Will not occur in its usual form as I am on vacation, but you can watch my Youtube page.

Friday, May 15, 2009

WEEK 20

Well, we are in Puerto Rico, got room, internet issues etc solved so now we can enjoy ourselves. Also got the Arecibo/Camuy Caves thing out of the way.

Very little work and it's been almost a week since the correspondent's dinner. Funny, I never remembered it as being so competive before. Not only for food, drinks, and space, but for cleverness. In the past it always seemed okay to say "I went, it was nice." Now it seemed to be a competition to be the fastest, the cutest, the funniest. It seems this year most of the beautiful, famous people avoided the receptions, so I was forced to say things like "they've run out of bacon-wrapped scallops" or "Damn! They've closed the fucking bar already."

Oh, for the good old days when Larry Flynt almost ran over my foot with his wheelchair.
ON THE WAY TO ARECIBO

Should be a learning experience.

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, May 14, 2009

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT RAINS ON YOUR VACATION:

You watch the farting preacher: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6waXPTSrGiA

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I AM DISAPPOINTED

No one has yelled "hey, mamacita," "Blondie," "muchacha" or anything else like they do in DC.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

HOLA!

Estamos en Puerto Rico...

Monday, May 11, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

USEFUL LITTLE WORD

There are several useful words beginning with the word "dill." They are wad, weed, hole and doe.In some cases one can substitute with the word "dick."

Saturday, May 09, 2009

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OztBBPPqhRY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K08akOt2kuo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLmnq7iYS74&feature=pyv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrlSkU0TFLs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPEGt4A7zjA

http://thatcatholicshow.sqpn.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkHnqvqbZU&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XkKtPmZ348
#NERDPROM

I will be late with the Saturday Night Video Party as I am still Facebooking/Twittering about the Correspondent's Dinner. My address on FB is snipercatcher@earthlink.net , my Twitter address is www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
CORRESPONDENT'S DINNER

I'm on my way. CSPAN coverage begins at 6PM Eastern Time.
NO SUGAR TONIGHT IN MY COFFEE...

Actually no coffee, or at least not Flavia. The fucking machine is broken. Not a good thing when one works from midnight to noon.

Kyle Osborne from Newschannel 8 is surprised that I used the word “fucking” on my Twitter page to describe the fucking Flavia machine. Yes, normally I sound like a “Sopranos” or a “Clerks” character, but I look on my Facebook friends as potential co-workers. Or bosses.

Friday, May 08, 2009

WEEK 19

A light week work-wise, but good as it gave me time to catch up on other things. And get ready for my vacation. Weather sucked, but got better as the week wore on. Unemployment figures sucked, but were not as bad as people had feared. That’s about out as good as anything gets nowadays – not as bad as anyone fears.

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KUDOS

To Artistic Dance Fashions: http://www.artisticdancefashions.com

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TEMPUS FUGIT

It was six years ago today that I adopted my beloved Pippin.

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Thursday, May 07, 2009

"NOW HERE YOU SEE...

...it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!"

Lewis Carroll

Which is how I'm feeling now.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

WORSE THAN HAVING ONE'S HEAD STUCK UP A HONEY JAR

Swine flu: http://i41.tinypic.com/wb761i.jpg

Maybe that's why I haven't had that many calls this week .

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!


In honour of the day, here is some Mexican music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZimZYTwuDk

Here is some Cuban and Mexican music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqRhroJHRmg

Monday, May 04, 2009

WELCOME TO THE WRECKING BALM

Driving home around 1:45 this morning I heard a radio spot for Wrecking Balm Tattoo Remover. I'm wondering why they advertise at that hour of the morning. Is it because people were out drinking, got tattooed and regretted it?

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, May 03, 2009

CRAWLING ON YOUR SHORE II

That's just what I'm doing. And stewing over Geocities closing down.

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SUNDAY PAPER

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Friday, May 01, 2009

WEEK 18

Increasing market value, fluctuating weather, America terrified of swine flu. At least perverts aren't terrified of massages. Also, there's the illness of another person (not close to me) which may or may not have an effect on my life.

Facebook is getting so jammed up and I am getting so many friends/followers I am going to have to hide some. Which means reviewing what my priorities are. And what relationships mean to me.

Then there is the ever-recurring issue of sarcasm. I am trying to curb my sarcastic remarks, which may not help my career or relationships, but it certainly couldn't hurt.

And lastly there's the issue of gratitude. If ind out if people say "please," "thank you" and "I'm sorry it makes me want to help them more. Not sure whether this is reversible.

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MAY DAY

Happy May Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFibtD3H_k

Great graphics! Too bad communism didn't work out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2-zzmCmMVI

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