Friday, January 13, 2017

MOM IS SUPPOSED TO COME HOME TODAY

Not because either of us wants her to or she's 100% better but because Medicare won't pay for it anymore .

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, January 12, 2017

SCREENED LARRY O'CONNOR'S CALLS

Talked to Sean Spicer. And Ann Coulter.

NO ONE HAS ANY WORK ETHIC ANYMORE

Caller: Is this Jane Hautanen? 

Me: Yes it is. 


Caller We've found something in your computer...


Me: And you're gonna ask me for my credit card numbers, right? 


Caller How did you know?


Me: That's an old scam. 


Caller: Ok, thank you. >Hangs up<


I've NEVER had a scammer give up that easily. I was disappointed--I would have liked to play with her some more. 

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

TODAY IT WAS 34 DEGREES--THAT'S TWICE AS WARM AS YESTERDAY

This cold weather takes the starch out of a person as much as the 90+ degree wx in summertime. 

Saturday, January 07, 2017

Идёт снег

First snow of the season. And of the year. As I speak Russian better than anyone here, R says it was probably ME who did the hacking.

Thursday, January 05, 2017

THIS IS AWESOME



This kid is incredible. And also, Pamela Adlon, who was the voice of Bobby Hill, is the voice of Halley on the Big Bang Theory--two of the greatest shows ever.

Wednesday, January 04, 2017