Monday, May 22, 2017

AT LEAST 19 DEAD, 50 HURT AT ARIANA GRANDE CONCERT IN ENGLAND


I was first heard this on Telemundo and was only halfway listening--I heard Manchester and thought it was something about soccer. 

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Possibly week, month, year, etc: 

"You got some weird-assed shit going on."

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

G-D IS SO GOOD

Apparently the Wells Fargo Attorney got tired of hanging around so I don't have to be in court again until the 31st <

Friday, May 12, 2017

M ASKED ME IF I HAD EVER TRIED FENUGREEK.

Or flax seed. I forget which country he comes from but he is always telling me what kinds of natural crap people over there take. Never mind their life expectancy is about eleven or twelve years less than ours. I told him all the fenugreek and flax seed in the world are not gonna get me a new job, a raise or a promotion, help me save my condo, cure strep throat or hepatits or solve Mom's or my other medical issues.

janedoe@seductive.com 

Thursday, May 11, 2017

HUH

I must ride the five percent that never work. Kind of like the comedian who said "98 percent of the people are for Hitler. The problem is, I keep running into the other two percent."


Tuesday, May 09, 2017

I GOT CHILLS



But not the kind Travolta is singing about.