Tuesday, November 10, 2009

MAGIC BEANS

"...And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloVORW3TYI

Lisa Kudrow

"I've got magic beans...I'm fine."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t87sppOYf-8

Jennifer Aniston

Monday, November 09, 2009

STEEL CLAW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tis2dUZeI-g&feature=related

It's just a television wonderland
It's one more fairytale about a rich bitch
Lying by the swimming pool
Life is so cool
Easy living when you make the rules
Last Friday was the first time
It only took about a half a minute
On the stairway It was child's play
The odds turn out even when you give up believing in the
Cold law, steel claw
Try to get on board you find the lock is on the door
Well I say no way
Don't try to keep me out or there'll be hell to pay
I don't know who's right or who's wrong
It really doesn't matter when you're lying in the gutter
It's a see saw
A long battle with the cold law
Is what you get for messing with the steel claw
The politicians have forgotten this place
Except for a flying visit in a black Mercedes
On election timeThey cross the line
And everybody runs to watch the pantomime
If they could see what's going on around here
So many people hanging onto the edge
Crying out for revolution
Retribution
The odds turn out even
When you give up believing in the
Cold law, steel claw
Try to get on board you find the lock is on the door
Well I say no way
Don't try to keep me out or there'll be hell to pay
I don't know who's right or who's wrong
It really doesn't matter when you're lying in the gutter
It's a see saw
A long battle with the cold law
Is what you get for messing with the steel claw
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy
Sometimes I do a line, makes me laugh
Makes me wanna take a joyride
On the high tide
Sometimes I'm contemplating suicide
Meanwhile Eddy is on the west coast
I know he's making out with some sweet senorita
Up in Frisco
You and I know
The odds turn out even
When you give up believing in the
Cold law, steel claw
Try to get on board you find the lock is on the door
Well I say no way
Don't try to keep me out or there'll be hell to pay
I don't know who's right or who's wrong
It really doesn't matter when you're lying in the gutter
It's a see saw
A long battle with the cold law
Is what you get for messing with the steel claw

Paul Brady

janedoe@seductive.com


Sunday, November 08, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Spokane Spokesman-Review.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/vatican#p/a/u/1/Nckf3Q-c_7A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DdHapH6E2Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMxGvl_PNGo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq-VVKIE6pw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgsdEw54rNo&feature=PlayList&p=23D1240ABA2D9530&index=0&playnext=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdno8N0liPI

http://www.youtube.com/user/donjojohannes#p/u/24/77EJ2zsPZRw

http://www.youtube.com/user/taylorswift?blend=2&ob=4

http://www.youtube.com/prayersfordummies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhAHPY0nXNY&feature=PlayList&p=CEC878B8E5D3098B&index=0

Sunday, November 01, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Des Moines
Catholic Mirror.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/vatican#p/u/3/hzowVUd4ue0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2X2k2V0twM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK2u4y7J58I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAV3bOJaQuY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a26wikMQdik

http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/flydiscovery/?action=view&current=102_3203.flv

http://www.youtube.com/user/donjojohannes#p/u/25/KQg4wsWaLOw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bap-oZI-Grc

http://www.youtube.com/user/Nicecatholicgirl#p/a/u/0/lyR-L6EZETU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClPv5wjAR4A


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Here is one pig: http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1646106&highlight=hellllpp#1646106

Here are 13: http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1645674&highlight=pups#1645674

Friday, October 30, 2009

WEEK 44

Despite two unhappy anniversaries, a better week meteorologically and financially. Too bad I missed J’s wedding.

janedoe@seductive.com

CHICKEN SEES DEAD PEOPLE

Chicken is an ancient cockatoo who lives in my vet's office. Sometimes she has what the office manager calls "Chicken fits" in which she goes nuts for no apparent reason.

The OM says Chicken sees dead people.

Also, she gets that lovely cockatoo dust all over the place. The OM calls that "Chicken Dust."

janedoe@seductive.com

I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE

Maybe it's just the dry leaves rustling, maybe it's all the ghost stories I've been hearing...

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, October 29, 2009

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE II

Wow, the word "dead" turns up at least 147 times in this blog. My father died five years ago today.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SIX YEARS AGO TODAY...

...I was robbed and threatened with murder. I really ought to forget it.

janedoe@seductive.com


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU PLAY WITH YOURSELF.

Even if you pay double.

Monday, October 26, 2009

"NO REST...

...for the weary."

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, October 25, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Columbia Star.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/vatican#p/a/u/2/Yx0Pv2lnOjQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnLCK3knuY8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yarYjuN-m8I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x9VKuKL_1Y

http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/flydiscovery/?action=view&current=102_3202.flv

http://www.youtube.com/user/donjojohannes#p/u/23/6sP0yDQ4hGM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnPJr2AlQ4s&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoZWFNB8Jo

http://www.youtube.com/user/Nicecatholicgirl#p/a/u/1/pw6DIa2gFaY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLw-MGmsn80&feature=related


TOUR DUPONT

No, not what you think.DuPont Circle Ghost Tour Tonight: http://ghosttoursdc.com

Friday, October 23, 2009

WEEK 43

Slow week financially, but not activity-wise. And I am too tired to do as much as I'd like, but I'm sure you're tire of hearing that.

Hoping energy level and income will pick up in the coming week.

janedoe@seductive.com

BLUE COLLAR MAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhmdufirH54

Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line
My god, I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
But I've got the power, and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those long nights, impossible odds
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes all that to be just what I am
I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me respectable, man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not i'll take those
Long nights, impossible odds
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes all that to be just what I am
I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Keeping my mind on a better life
When happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there

Tommy Shaw
This song was released more than 30 years ago, but it holds even truer. Ouch.

janedoe@seductive.com

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

DuPont Circle Ghost Tour Tonight: http://ghosttoursdc.com

janedoe@seductive.com

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