Jane Doe's Blog

Thursday, November 26, 2009

THANKSGIVING

Happy Turkey Day! I am thankful that Mom, the cat, the pigs and I are still alive. And reasonably healthy.

// posted by JaneDoe @ 2:10 PM

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

GIVING PREMATURE THANKS

Surfing the web for Black Friday deals. There are four things I urgently want/need, and no really good deals on any of them. Yet.

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 7:48 PM

Sunday, November 22, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Colorado Springs Gazette.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

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Sunday, November 15, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Toledo Blade.

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvoKaVV1Cws

http://s578.photobucket.com/albums/ss223/pikatot/?action=view&current=Tater20Tot.flv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEl55TWXMY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj4aPzdCHgo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/user/donjojohannes#p/u/22/Jss-ujnFLVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2X2k2V0twM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NeQJWGYJY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UnB-9tIZAo

http://janedoesvlog.blogspot.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMLkaIlbBtU&feature=PlayList&p=CEC878B8E5D3098B&index=1

// posted by JaneDoe @ 9:23 PM

MATTERS OF THE HEART IV

Saw the cardiologist yesterday, came back with better news than I'd feared. Or hoped for?

// posted by JaneDoe @ 7:07 PM

Friday, November 13, 2009

WEEK 46

Busy week with bad weather and possibly bad news to end it. I guess the biggest thing was the execution of John Muhammad.

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 9:44 PM

A CITIZEN WITH THE SAINTS

Today is the feast of St. Frances Cabrini: http://catholicexchange.com/2009/11/13/96894

She was older than me when she came to America and even older when she became a citizen.

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 8:59 PM

CLOUDS (OR WATER) ACROSS THE MOON

Scientists say water on the moon:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/13/AR2009111301986.html

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 7:30 PM

COLD NOVEMBER RAIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwu7ixmQk0c

And Friday the 13th to boot.

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 1:16 PM

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

MAGIC BEANS

"...And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloVORW3TYI

Lisa Kudrow

"I've got magic beans...I'm fine."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t87sppOYf-8

Jennifer Aniston

// posted by JaneDoe @ 4:11 PM

Monday, November 09, 2009

STEEL CLAW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tis2dUZeI-g&feature=related

It's just a television wonderland
It's one more fairytale about a rich bitch
Lying by the swimming pool
Life is so cool
Easy living when you make the rules
Last Friday was the first time
It only took about a half a minute
On the stairway It was child's play
The odds turn out even when you give up believing in the
Cold law, steel claw
Try to get on board you find the lock is on the door
Well I say no way
Don't try to keep me out or there'll be hell to pay
I don't know who's right or who's wrong
It really doesn't matter when you're lying in the gutter
It's a see saw
A long battle with the cold law
Is what you get for messing with the steel claw
The politicians have forgotten this place
Except for a flying visit in a black Mercedes
On election timeThey cross the line
And everybody runs to watch the pantomime
If they could see what's going on around here
So many people hanging onto the edge
Crying out for revolution
Retribution
The odds turn out even
When you give up believing in the
Cold law, steel claw
Try to get on board you find the lock is on the door
Well I say no way
Don't try to keep me out or there'll be hell to pay
I don't know who's right or who's wrong
It really doesn't matter when you're lying in the gutter
It's a see saw
A long battle with the cold law
Is what you get for messing with the steel claw
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy
Sometimes I do a line, makes me laugh
Makes me wanna take a joyride
On the high tide
Sometimes I'm contemplating suicide
Meanwhile Eddy is on the west coast
I know he's making out with some sweet senorita
Up in Frisco
You and I know
The odds turn out even
When you give up believing in the
Cold law, steel claw
Try to get on board you find the lock is on the door
Well I say no way
Don't try to keep me out or there'll be hell to pay
I don't know who's right or who's wrong
It really doesn't matter when you're lying in the gutter
It's a see saw
A long battle with the cold law
Is what you get for messing with the steel claw

Paul Brady

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 7:17 PM

Sunday, November 08, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Spokane Spokesman-Review.

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Saturday, November 07, 2009

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Sunday, November 01, 2009

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Des Moines Catholic Mirror.

// posted by JaneDoe @ 5:16 AM

Saturday, October 31, 2009

// posted by JaneDoe @ 9:38 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Here is one pig: http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1646106&highlight=hellllpp#1646106

Here are 13: http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1645674&highlight=pups#1645674

// posted by JaneDoe @ 7:41 AM

Friday, October 30, 2009

WEEK 44

Despite two unhappy anniversaries, a better week meteorologically and financially. Too bad I missed J’s wedding.

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 10:59 PM

CHICKEN SEES DEAD PEOPLE

Chicken is an ancient cockatoo who lives in my vet's office. Sometimes she has what the office manager calls "Chicken fits" in which she goes nuts for no apparent reason.

The OM says Chicken sees dead people.

Also, she gets that lovely cockatoo dust all over the place. The OM calls that "Chicken Dust."

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 1:04 PM

I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE

Maybe it's just the dry leaves rustling, maybe it's all the ghost stories I've been hearing...

janedoe@seductive.com

// posted by JaneDoe @ 11:52 AM