Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Saturday, August 29, 2015

HAD A BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY LUNCH

Made up for spending most of my birthday on the couch. 

BEING IN PAIN SUCKS

But painkillers suck, too. Or at least their side effects. 

I JUST THINK THIS IS A COOL PICTURE


And why does Spell Check not recognize the word "anole?"

Friday, August 28, 2015

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

ASSHOLE SHOOTS SELF

Disgruntled former employee also kills two former co-workers, Alison Parker and Adam Ward, wounds a third, Vicki Gardner. I will not mention the asshole's name: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=225_1440602498

janedoe@seductive.com

TODAY IS NATIONAL DOG DAY

I know I've posted this before, but I still love it: 


janedoe@seductive.com

I CAN IDENTIFY WITH DUDLEY

This is the fourth time in my life I've been one-legged: 


Amazing how much energy Dudley had after doing this bit for 25 years. 

OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES

Everyone has one. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Sunday, August 23, 2015

ASSHOLES

The following appeared on the Cleveland Park listserv:

A neighbor on 29th street called 911 last week to report 3 young men on the roof of a home on Dumbarton. After calling 911, the neighbor confronted the men on the roof who explained they're Urban Roof Runners and using our neighborhood as an obstacle course. 

Please we aware of this trending activity and call 911 should you see anyone taking part in this dangerous practice. 

More information and video of Urban Roof Runners:
Urban Roof runners are practitioners of Parkour. Parkour's developed from military training with aspects of a non-combative martial art. Parkour is an activity that is usually - but not exclusively - carried out in urban spaces. Parkour involves seeing one's environment in a new way, and imagining the potentialities for navigating it by movement around, across, through, over and under its features.

Go to this link for a video example of urban roof running: 

THE OW SONG, 2015 REMIX

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Chorus:

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!

Second Verse:

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Repeat Chorus 

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU

By the time I was in second grade I was reading on a sixth grade level, but I hated math and was bad at it. Mom thought flash cards were the solution, she even brought them on vacation. Even on my birthday I wasn't spared "lessons" and my birthday is during the school year: http://catholicexchange.com/the-long-winter-and-readings-reward

Saturday, August 22, 2015

I WONDER WHICH IS THE WORST PAIN?

Tooth pain? Foot pain? Genital/Urinary tract pain? 

MY NEW BACKPACK

From my cousin Lynn:


THE CONCEPT OF THE SWEET, CARING NURSE IS LARGELY BULLSHIT

Most of them are callous as hell. I'm sure Florence Nightingale was a bitch. Same goes for nuns. 

Baked by Yael in Cleveland Park is now Certified Kosher and nut-free

I LIKE ANIMALS

But Jeez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOWOePqKow

THINKING OF BIRGIT DRESSEL

When she died they found over 100 substances in her body. She was so immune to painkillers they had no effect. She died after "three days of agony" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birgit_Dressel

BEYOND THE BLUE HORIZON

Lies a rising sun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTVulMhj0oQ

TODAY IS THE FEAST OF THE QUEENSHIP OF OUR LADY

See http://catholicexchange.com/queenship-of-the-blessed-virgin-mary

Foot started bleeding again

GOT THE STITCHES OUT

Screamed like a bitch.

Before the surgery:



With the stitches in:



With the stitches out:

Thursday, August 20, 2015