Saturday, March 21, 2015

The only thing more unsettling

I AM TOLD I AM KILLING THEM SOFTLY WITH MY COUGH

This is the worst snot I've had to deal with since 1989

THIS IS MY NEW RINGTONE

RAPE IS NOT YOUR FAULT

I NEED A SAUNA

AGAIN, WE SHOULD ALL HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM

See  http://catholicexchange.com/brother-klaus-asceticism-eating-disorders

INTERESTING

I got my tattoo almost a year ago and I still prefer men:

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA

Chicken soup for the butt: http://www.paperbackswap.com/Beavis-Butthead-Chicken-Soup-Butt/book/0671025988

Cab driver coming in was a piece of shit

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

This guy is a real dumbass

See  http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/32781780-75/story.csp

YEAH, YEAH

G-d answers all of our prayers. But sometimes the answer is "no"


janedoe@seductive.com

"Mendacious dirt bag comes much more naturally to me"

Hugh Laurie

janedoe@seductive.com

THIS IS A STUPID IDEA

For a number of reasons:

http://thinkprogress.org/culture/2015/03/17/3634583/starbucks-baristas-write-race-together-coffee-cups-solve-racism

1) A lot of people go to Starbucks to enjoy themselves, not discuss controversial topics. 

2) It get inflammatory. Apparently 40 per cent of Starbucks employees identify as minorities. What if one of them gets in to a heated discussion with a white customer, the customer notifies corporate and the employee gets fired? 

3) Nothing more aggravating than being in line at Starbucks and having a clueless barista in front of me engaging a customer in idle banter. 

Think Progress also mentions Starbucks' use of language--referring to a cashier as a "barista," the way Apple refers to a glorified Radio Shack employee as a "genius." Don't get me started on how everyone is an "associate"--a janitor is a "janitorial associate" and a dishwasher is a "dishwashing associate."

And also, look at a DC store locater and how many Starbucks there are East of North Capitol Street: http://www.starbucks.com/store-locator/search/location/District%20of%20Columbia%2C%20USA