Sunday, January 25, 2015

Saturday, January 24, 2015

A KINDER, GENTLER ADAMS MORGAN

A cop asks a roughed-up bouncer if he needs a hug.

KEEP CALM....


LESSER EVIL

I guess "Crazy Charlie" is better than "Stupid Charlie."

DO YOU THINK I'M CREEPY?

What's wrong with this picture?


Hint: The woman in white

JOB WANTED

To my bar-restaurant owning/managing friends: do any of you have jobs available? If so, please let me know. Call 202-518-2895 or email janedoe@seductive.com

BIZARRE:



"I agree with everybody but then I am X___ and have orange hair and tragedies I linger on about on rare occasions."

I CAN IDENTIFY WITH JONAH

And the whale, too. Except the thing in the picture doesn't look like a whale: http://catholicexchange.com/jonah-gods-reluctant-messenger

If you want to gather honey...

...don't kick over the beehive.

Abraham Lincoln.

DIVINE INTIMACY RADIO

See http://catholicexchange.com/divine-intimacy-radio-coming

THERE'S NO SECRET TO LIVING

Just keep on walking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TSH6OmO-Dw

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

CLEVER ELSE (DIE KLUGE ELSE)

Even when I was a kid I thought this story was stupid: http://whisperingbooks.com/Show_Page/?book=Fairy_Tales_From_The_Brothers_Grimm&story=Clever_Else

This is not your father's....

Sometime things work out when you try them several years later, after several attempts. 

janedoe@seductive.com

BLESS THIS HOUSE

Or this booth. The air quality in here is terrible and I am coughing like one of House's patients, but at least I am not hacking up blood: http://imgur.com/lcusSFV

Here is a simpler version: http://imgur.com/gallery/lfgwN

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

VARIATION ON STING


THE FUNSHINE STATE

We can always depend on Florida for weirdo news stories. Or England: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

BUZZ OFF

"Men must not turn into bees who kill themselves in stinging others.”

Jonathan Swift

PLEASE HELP THESE PIGS! (AND OTHER ANIMALS)

See http://fox8.com/2015/01/20/1000-rabbits-guinea-pigs-mice-rescued-from-wayne-county-pet-store

and https://www.facebook.com/WayneCountyHumaneSociety

Sometimes the worst thing that could happen is someone could say no.

I did not see the moonwalking bear the first time.

See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47LCLoidJh4&app=desktop

Today is the feast of St. Sebastian

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Sebastian

Apparently there's no such thing as a Seahawk

See  http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/14-fun-facts-about-sea-hawks-180949528/

THIS IS ME



And then there's these: 


and

Monday, January 19, 2015

PICK A FAITH, ANY FAITH


janedoe@seductive.com

TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST CANUTE

See http://catholicexchange.com/st-canute-king-of-denmark

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WASHED MY REDSKINS T

And my Steelers T. And my Pens T. 

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Even more from Angels and Affirmations




He had a dream


As usual, I spent his birthday doing almost nothing. If there is ever a Jane Hautanen Day, people will not be required to go to church, pray, meditate, do community service etc. For all I care, they can go to the beach, to the mall, eat, drink, have sex, all of the above or none of the above. 

On a different note, though I suddenly have become free of something, and expect to be even more free soon. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Saturday, January 17, 2015

SIGNS

No, not the M. Night Shyamalan or the song by the Five Man Electrical Band/Tesla. 

I made two signs for a co-worker, on saying "Je suis Charlie," the other saying "Je suis Juif." It is appropriate on both counts as his name is Charlie and he's a Jew.  

I should have my own TV show, "Breaking Bored."

FORGIVENESS

"Not forgiving someone is like drinking rat poison and expecting the rats to die."
Anne Lamott

See http://www.ahaparenting.com/_blog/Parenting_Blog/post/How_to_forgive

I FIND THIS COMFORTING AS I WORK MOSTLY AT NIGHT

See http://catholicexchange.com/listening-god-night

HEY, KOUACHI BROTHERS:

I had never heard of Charlie Hebdo until you assholes went and killed 12 people there. Now I Google it constantly—I would never have before. And a pleasant surprise—their artwork reminded me of that of the late Jean Marc Reiser, who died in 1983. Sure enough I Googled him and he worked there, too. It gives me so much pleasure to see his work again. You have only created more demand for the magazine, which probably wasn’t your intention. So thanks for at least one good thing: http://www.slate.fr/story/96703/charlie-hebdo-enterrement-tous

THE WAY WE BORE

That's what MAD magazine called The Way We Were. Yeah, I know I've dredged it up before, but I can relate to the way  Katie felt about Hubbell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjGCRhWJsc8

Friday, January 16, 2015

TOOLS

"Tools" seems to be a catchphrase in self-help world now. I like the line from Anger Management. It was something like "use your tools." "I'll use them to bury your body.

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD, SO FLOCK OFF

Catholic Exchange recommends reciting the 23rd Psalm as a way to overcome loneliness. I like the King James version better: http://catholicexchange.com/overcoming-lonliness

I don't speak your name to others but it doesn't mean I don't think of you.

"JACKIE" NEEDS HELP

Rape is indeed a horrible thing. Even as a violent crime victim I can only imagine how awful it is. If "Jackie" was actually gang raped as she claims, she definitely needs help, which she didn't get in the first place. And if she is making it up, she needs help, too: http://www.newsleader.com/story/news/local/2015/01/12/police-find-proof-rape-uva-frat/21638935/

All is forgiven

See http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/01/12/hayat-boumeddiene-amedy-couilbaly-paris-terror-attacks/21621219 #jesuischarlie

Some people are WAY too sensitive.

Just sayin.'

MASS APPEAL

See http://catholicexchange.com/when-to-stay-home-from-mass