Thursday, February 11, 2016

Bought  hay and veggies for Pepino. Life goes on.

A GOOD THING ABOUT DEHYDRATION/INAPPETENCE

I am down another five pounds. So now I am only one pound overweight.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Monday, February 08, 2016

GUNG HEE FAT CHOY

Today begins the Chinese New Year of the Rabbit. I'm told it's good luck to eat noodles because they represent long life and egg rolls because they resemble gold bars. So I ate both. 

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ONE GOOD THING COMING FROM TODAY

I was able to educate a cab driver on the value of rescuing/adopting vs breeding/buying. 

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HAD PATAPSCO PUT TO SLEEP

Vet says at best we were only buying time. I kissed him goodbye and told him I was sorry. 

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Saturday, February 06, 2016

WHEN CARES ATTACK...

 ...and life seems black

P.G. Wodehouse

It is hard to write this but my sweet Patapsco has a huge mass in his abdomen. We couldn’t get him to his regular vet so I took him to one in Chevy Chase who found the mass. The vet said sometimes steroids help to shrink a tumour but pigs don’t do well with them. I talked to Pender Vet and they said they could do emergency surgery but that would be a huge financial strain on me with a high risk and he’s already in serious pain—if I hadn’t been syringe feeding him he’d be dead by now. We are taking him to see Dr. LaPorta Monday if he lives through the weekend and will probably have him euthanized. This is what I had suspected. Dave  says I'm seldom wrong--this time I wish I were.

Friday, February 05, 2016

WORST MOM EVER

Wearing a shirt that doesn't show wine. Or baby food: 

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Gonna be on crutches for at least another week

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BEEN WATCHING MADOFF

 Does anyone else think Richard Dreyfuss looks like Chevy Chase? 

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St. Agatha

St. Agatha: Agatha was born in Sicily, although the date her of birth is unknown. However, there are records of her veneration that go back as far as the sixth century. Apparently, Agatha was a member of a wealthy and noble family, and she decided at an early age to dedicate her life to God. Because of …

CINDERELLA SAID TO SNOW WHITE...


Unfortunately I don't recognize princes for who they are at first--sometimes it takes months or years. So now I look at more men as potential princes. 

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Thursday, February 04, 2016

MEDICINE WOMAN?

I am now up to five prescription meds, up from four. 

Here is an edited version of posts from a "psychic" former Facebook friend:

"Don't do it. They will add more every time you go...be careful. I see too much medicine. I am super psychic so be careful what they give you. And make sure that they all go together appropriately."

I told her politely I wasn't looking for medical advice. Her answer:

"Just trying to be helpful. Got a message about that. Take care.... Have a nice night. I can't explain how messages come to me. I just saw that and felt that. And wanted to say something. No bad intention."

Then the weirdo unfriended Me. If she's such a super psychic, how come she doesn't know what I do for a living? Bullshit. Some psychic. 

IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE USE SHARED COMPUTERS AND DON'T LOG OFF.

Especially when I am in  a hurry to get online. I feel like typing "I'm 40 years old and still poop in my pants." Except I am too nice. 

BREATHLESS

Saw primary care, who is referring me for an ultrasound and upper/lower GI. 

Didn't realize she wanted a urine specimen, also, had to re-load. 

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

St. Blaise

St. Blaise: As a child, I remember having my throat blessed on the feast of St. Blaise. I was never too sure who he was or why we did this. Also, it seems like the practice has been forgotten. Would you please help me? Unfortunately, what is known about the life of St. Blaise derives from various …

Got out of jury duty. Relaxing at home.

ONE ANGRY WOMAN

In Superior Court and hating every second of it.

Below are some posts/tweets: 

https://www.facebook.com/snipercatcher/posts/10208728385672070?pnref=story

https://www.facebook.com/snipercatcher/posts/10208728762841499?pnref=story

https://www.facebook.com/snipercatcher/posts/10208728955046304?pnref=story

https://www.facebook.com/snipercatcher/posts/10208729424178032?pnref=story

https://www.facebook.com/snipercatcher/posts/10208729625943076?pnref=story

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208729975991827&set=a.1497552043821.2064548.1384713885&type=3&theater

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208730764291534&set=a.1497552043821.2064548.1384713885&type=3&theater

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208731084699544&set=a.1497552043821.2064548.1384713885&type=3&theater

https://twitter.com/snipercatcher/status/694920781843841024 

https://twitter.com/snipercatcher/status/694921310997209088

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FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP:

 How do you tell someone a guy hates you because he's afraid you're gonna put a curse on him? 

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I LOVE THIS

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MIS-MATCHES

Match.com says they lead to more second dates than other dating services. Maybe for men? I've heard generally men do better on Match than women. Ok, I admit one of my WORST second dates was from Match.com

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Tuesday, February 02, 2016

I JUST THINK THESE ARE PRETTY


IN ADDITION TO BEING GROUNDHOG DAY, TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST BRIGID

St. Brigid of Ireland: Fearless Mercy: “Brigid is her name?” The King of Leinster eyed the skittish Kildare chief, Dubhthach. He rose from his majestic seat and moved to the casement overlooking the courtyard before his castle. “Yes,” Dubhthach said, “Brigid, my daughter by my old bondswoman, who is now the slave of a druid. She is one of those who …

HAPPY GROUNDHOG'S DAY!

Patapsco is the closest thing I have to a groundhog:


A bonus shot--me and both boys. Poor Pepino, I don't post much about him: 


Sunday, January 31, 2016

TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST. JOHN BOSCO

St. John Bosco: “When deep sleep falls upon men, in slumberings upon the bed; then He opens the ears of men, and seals their instruction” (Job 7:14). God has revealed things to men in dreams throughout time. In the Bible we read many stories of how God spoke to His people through dreams. He revealed to Joseph that Mary was …

People can be so shitty.

TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

This morning I asked my co-worker for a wake up call if I didn’t call him by 11AM. This was our conversation:

Me: Hey, it’s me.

Him: Are you  awake?

Me: What do you think? I’m not a somnambulist.


And I have enough problems with people who think I’m psychic. 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Why are people posting obituaries of people who have been dead over a year? 

Saturday, January 30, 2016

It's a real gentleman who will pick up your crutches for you.

GO ON, GO ON

Leave me breathless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzerbXFwGCE

Having trouble breathing--probably a hiatal hernia but I have been advised to get it checked out now and not wait until my next month's follow up.