Thursday, December 30, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

DAY

DAY

'tis the day after Christmas and zzzzz...

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

DAY 339
DAY 99

Today is the fourth Sunday of Advent.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Springfield News-Leader: http://www.news-leader.com/

Thursday, December 16, 2010

DAY 336

DAY 96

Even agnostics are praying for me, which is a good thing.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

DAY 334

DAY 94

It's 20 degrees outside and not officially winter. I am trying to stay warm and fight off an infection. Just sneezed and startled Perpetua.

Monday, December 13, 2010

DAY 333

DAY 93

"Snow has fallen"

Ruth Tessler Goldstein

Also, today is the feast of St. Lucy: http://catholicexchange.com/2010/12/13/96922

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

WEEK

WEEK

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DAY 330

DAY 90

Wow, 90 days since the robbery. In some ways it seems like an eternity, in others it seems as though it were just yesterday. In comparison to the last robbery it's not so traumatic -- maybe you just get used to it.

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Thursday, December 09, 2010

DAY 329
DAY 89

The Germans say "wer die Wahl hat, hat die Quall," or "whoever has a choice has the pain of making it." Sometimes it's easier to have to no choice. Or at least more comfortable.

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO TODAY...

...that John Lennon was murdered. I'd like to think I've moved on, just not sure in which direction.

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DAY 328

DAY 88

Today is the feast of the Immaculate Conception.

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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Monday, December 06, 2010

THE ISLAND OF THE BLUE DOLPHINS

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DAY 326

DAY 86

Today is the feast of St. Nicholas: http://catholicexchange.com/2010/12/06/96917

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

IDENTIFY OBAMA!


Win a prize!

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DAY 74

"You don't have to call me lieutenant, Rosie, and I don't want to be your son"

Bruce Springsteen



"I know that I need saving, I'm sure that you do, too,
Don't want to be your saviour, don't want to be saved by you."

Jane Hautanen

Monday, November 22, 2010

DAY 312

DAY 72

Make it a Black Friday! The Animal Welfare League of Alexandria is offering special adoption deals on black and part-black animals this Friday: http://alexandriaanimals.org

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

DAY 311

DAY 81

The Catholic church is truly the universal church. One can trade psychotic nun stories with Catholics from all over the world.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

DAY 306

DAY 76

Lord, I am so tired, how long can this go on?

DAY 305

DAY 75

Today is the feast of St. Margaret of Scotland, my patroness: http://catholicexchange.com/2010/11/16/96897

Thursday, November 11, 2010

DAY 300

DAY 70

Veteran's Day. We used to call it Armistice Day. I met one of my exes on Veteran's Day years ago. I told him it was an American holiday, but didn't feel like adding it celebrated his country's defeat, which ended in an even bigger world war.
Posted by JaneDoe at 8:11 PM

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

DAY 298

DAY 68



This how I felt when my great love left. I don't feel this way now.

Monday, November 08, 2010

DAY 297
DAY 67

More will be revealed. Yeah...

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Sunday, November 07, 2010

DAY 296

DAY 66

Allan Loudell. Fred Hosier. Have you been Googling yourself, Allan, darling? See, Fred, I didn't just refer to you as "F" or "my former news director."
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Reading Eagle: http://readingeagle.com

Friday, November 05, 2010

WEEK

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DAY 294

DAY 64

The KFC/Taco Bell on New York Avenue, NE. A new low in dining experiences.

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Thursday, November 04, 2010

THIS JUST IN

Okay, actually it was a couple days ago. Scientists have made a discovery which may lead to an understanding of all infections: http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978658067

My experience with goldenseal root is that it seems to knock out a lot of infections even after they've invaded my cells.
Posted by JaneDoe at 7:02 PM
DAY 293

DAY 63

Went to a book-signing/sales party yesterday. Was flattered that no one tried to sell me an anti-aging package.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

BALANCING ACT

Had a great aromatherapy class and balancing session at www.tulsiliving.com , am feeling a lot more balanced. So it's harder to piss me off.

janedoe@seductive.com
DAY 292

DAY 62

Republicans took control of the House last night. Obama did not look happy.

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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

GIANTS TAKE WORLD SERIES

The San Francisco Giants took the world series yesterday. I barely realized it was going on, let alone the fact that it was over.
ALL SOUL'S DAY

Today is All Soul's Day. Pray for the poor souls in Purgatory.
VOTE!

Vote.

Monday, November 01, 2010

BEST COSTUME I SAW ALL WEEKEND

Michaele Salahi. "She" turned out to be a "he."

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DAY 290
DAY 60

Today is All Saints' Day.

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Sunday, October 31, 2010

I REFUSE TO DRESS AS A GHOST...

...because it ridicules the dead. While I myself am not dead I have friends and relatives who are and do not wish to offend anyone.
DAY

Happy Halloween!
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Transylvania Times: http://transylvaniatimes.com

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

DAY 279
DAY 49

This morning some old guy was walking down M Street yelling "eat shit!" "Eat shit!"

Why do I find this funny?


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

HABEMUS CARDINALUM

DC Archbishop Donald Wuerl has been elevated to Cardinal. And McDonald's is going to start making McRibs again. Both noteworthy items.

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DAY 278

DAY 48

I realize for most of my life I have looked on my high school/elementary school classmates as threats/competition, i.e. eat or be eaten. Maybe that's why I related to my beloved Pippin so well.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

DAY 277

DAY 47

Still recovering from an intense high school reunion weekend. When I was in high school I had no idea how many things life would hand us, good and bad. Kind of like Salvador Dali's Railway Station at Perpignan:



And I marvel at what life has to hand us in the future.

Monday, October 18, 2010

DAY 46

Hard getting it together after an intense (but meaningful) weekend.

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

DAY 275

DAY 45

It's a fine, fine day for a reunion:

SUNDAY PAPER

Clic here for the Loudon Times-Mirror: http://loudountimes.com

Friday, October 15, 2010

WEEK 42
WEEK SEVEN

Weather started out cold and nasty but improved, Dow down but other indexes up, gas prices up, too. The Chilean miners are out about two months ahead of schedule, so maybe other things will improve faster than expected.

A guy was killed on Ninth Street – evidently suffered trauma. That’s what the diagnoses on my doctor’s bill says: “trauma.” I am not hurting as much physically, but unable to shake this cold I caught last month.

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GOT BACK FROM THE "CASUAL" EVENING AT KILROY'S

So far no one has killed anybody.

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DAY 273

DAY 43

I am off to my high school reunion. If you hear of any carnage in Springfield you'll know what it is.

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

DAY 272
DAY 42

All 33 miners trapped in the San Jose gold/copper mine are out. People didn't expect them to be out until Christmas.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

DAY 271
DAY 41

A drunken Georgetown University student requested a blow job for $20.00. What a moron. The going rate for BJ's is $200.00. At least that's what I've read.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

DAY 270
DAY 40

Forgot yesterday was National Coming Out Day.

Monday, October 11, 2010

DAY 269
DAY 39

Observed the holiday by sleeping most of it.

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Sunday, October 10, 2010

DAY 268
DAY 38

High school reunion next weekend. It will be a three-day thing: "casual" evening, "formal reception" and "recovery party." The casual evening and recovery party pose the most problems, fashion-wise. How do I look cool AND pretending I don't care how I look because I AM cool?
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Desert Sun: http://www.mydesert.com

Friday, October 08, 2010

WEEK 41

WEEK SIX

Dow closed at over 11,000 for the first time since May. Weather started out cold but improved. Gas prices are up (boo) but there's a 30-cent difference between NW and NE DC.

I am trying to keep it together. D has a cold, which he said he got from his daughter. Hope the rest of us don't get it.

janedoe@seductive.com
Fatso should have her own TV show -- "Everybody Hates Fatso." Kind of like in the "Everybody Loves Raymond" vein.

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DAY 266

DAY 36

National Pierogy Day: http://mrstspierogies.presslift.com/nationalpierogyday

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Thursday, October 07, 2010

DAY 265

DAY 35

Cops everywhere, but to what avail?

A couple hours ago a guy had a seizure at Starbucks on Columbia Rd.
1) No cop in the usual place in front of Madame's Organ
2) "Community Police" office next to the Suntrust unoccupied.
3) Found an illegally parked cop car in front of the Bank of America. Found the officer inside making a deposit.
Where are emergency personnel when you need them?

Earlier this morning a woman was hit by a car and killed on Connecticut Avenue. Not sure how close I was at the time. Evidently no cops around then, either:

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=598&sid=2072457

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

DAY 264

DAY 34

Cops out in full force, including PEO's. Maybe because of last week's gang shootings? Where were they when I needed them? It is eerily quiet outside. Maybe because it's cold?

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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

DAY 263

DAY 33

Baked potato soup is so comforting in this weather. Anything hot is comforting in this weather.

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Monday, October 04, 2010

Sunday, October 03, 2010

TASTE OF BETHESDA

Went to Taste of Bethesda yesterday.

Two of my favourites were Morton's and Ruth's Chris, although the bread on which they served their sliders overpowered the meat. Delhi Dhaba's butter chicken was good, but why did all the Indian restaurants serve virtually the same thing? One can only eat so many samosas in one day. Just Cakes Cupcakes were good, as were Ben and Jerry's and Gifford's ice cream. One cookie place (I forget which one) made reasonably good, if a little doughy "almond rounds."

The big disappointment was the Burger Joint's sliders. I LOVED the last burger I had there, however, the sliders were luke warm, served on cold bread, which minimized the flavour. We know you can do better!
DAY 261

DAY 31

It was two years ago yesterday I adopted my baby Perpetua. Got them both blessed today. There were three services near me, at two Episcopal and one Congregational church. The minister remembered us. Went home feeling better than I have after church in a long time.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Flint Journal: http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal

Friday, October 01, 2010

WEEK FIVE

Market ended up, weather ranging from horrific to fairy-tale-like, gas prices appear to be up in Virginia, but ok in DC.

Got a call from my attorney -- at least will be having some closure.

janedoe@seductive.com
THE GOLDEN COMPASS

Used my Blockbuster Rewards to rent “The Golden Compass,” for which the Catholic League called a boycott. The author of the book apparently wanted to “kill G-d,” impossible to do, and enough people took him seriously. Never mind there are references to tolerance, “free inquiry,” truth, some substance called “dust” and to prophecies. IMO no worse than the Harry Potter books, contested by the Episcopal pictures, more compelling than “the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe,” and lots of pretty pictures to boot.

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DAY 259

DAY 29

The Flintstones were 50 yesterday, Charlie Brown turns 60 tomorrow. Good to know someone/thing is older than I am.



Thursday, September 30, 2010

DAY 258

DAY 28

Tony Curtis died yesterday, a Hungarian Jew. I was proud when Jamie Lee Curtis declared on some talk show "I'm a Hungarian Jewish girl."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

DAY 256

DAY 26

Wow, being almost totally pain-free. What a concept.

Monday, September 27, 2010

DAY 255

DAY 25

You got into my dream. How'd you do that? You weren't supposed to be there.

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

DAY 254

DAY 24

Went to the Navy Five-Miler. Saw guys young enough to be my sons with missing limbs. Some missing more than one limb. Another reason to oppose the war in Iraq.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Fayetteville Observer: http://fayobserver.com/

Friday, September 24, 2010

WEEK 39

WEEK FOUR

Beautiful weather, stock market up, gas prices okay. Teresa Lewis was executed this week. Getting over an awful cold, having a lot of physical pain. Hurts like crazy when I cough. If it were my left shoulder I would swear I was having a heart attack.

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BARBIE GIRLS

Did a search on "Dundalk Barbie" and got this: http://www.traveldivastories.com/2008/06/new-limited-edition-baltimore-barbies.html

Also found one on other Maryland Barbies:
http://www.robinsweb.com/maryland/montgomery_county_barbies.html

I would personally change "Cabin John Barbie" to "Takoma Park Barbie" (Does not want or need a Ken doll)

Some Virginia Barbies:
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/91039/91279.html

Except "Falls Church Barbie" is not accurate. It should read "has a poor self-image, hates Falls Church, hates herself more, wanted nothing more than to leave Falls Church, and now fears she may have to move back..."

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DAY 252

DAY 22

Wow. Just wow. A friend who covers for you is a great friend, but friends shouldn't have to cover for you. Word.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

103 YEARS AGO TODAY

My grandmother Mary Ann Kozma (Kusma) was born.
DAY 251

DAY 21

Some guy touched my breast on 18th St. I told the nearest female cop. Like Christopher Moltisanti, I was in no fucking mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

DAY 249

DAY 19

My reputation as a cougar has preceded me. Should I be insulted?

Monday, September 20, 2010

DAY 248

DAY 18

Running a fever and coughing up green stuff.

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

DAY 247

DAY 17

Dilemna: Polish sausage or soft ice cream?
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Youngstown Vindicator: http://www.vindy.com/

Friday, September 17, 2010

WEEK 38

WEEK THREE

Weather has been beautiful, stock market ended on an up note, gas prices maybe up a little but not too bad. Was having less pain, but haven't slept well, so it's back. And I think I'm coming down with something.

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DAY 245
DAY 15

Got my hair permed.

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

DAY 244
DAY 14

Got an interesting cookie fortune the other day :"Fear knocked at the door and faith answered. No one was there."

K translated it as "Fear was afraid of Faith and ran like a mofo!"

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

DAY 243
DAY 13

A couple notable primary upsets yesterday. It looks as though Vincent Gray will be the new mayor of DC. Paid my property taxes today.

Ok, DC, let's see our tax dollars being put to GOOD use. If you had, those kids might be behind bars now. If DC cops had been where they were supposed to be I might not have been robbed, period.

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

DAY 242
DAY 12

Replaced all of my keys, new Suntrust and Starbucks cards arrived in the mail. Got eleven books of Mac's coupons. Life is good.

Monday, September 13, 2010

DAY 241
DAY 11

Bruising more than ever, probably from the aspirin.

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Sunday, September 12, 2010

HOW WHITE AM I?

Took the Facebook "How White Are You?" quiz and scored 44%. I can turn much whiter, but that usually involves a heavy loss of blood and/or consciousness.

Now I am also bruising, hopefully just from the aspirin.
DAY 240
DAY 10

Today is Adams Morgan Day:
http://www.adamsmorgandayfestival.com/
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Michigan State News: http://www.statenews.com

Friday, September 10, 2010

WEEK 37

WEEK 2

Beautiful weather, market up, in a lot of physical pain.

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BIO-CYCLE RACE

I am cycling various antiinflammatories to keep from damaging any body parts. Or getting hooked.

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DAY 238

DAY 8

Cops in Adams Morgan are still asking how I am. That's nice.

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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARY

Today is the feast of the the Nativity of Our Lady.

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DAY 236

DAY 6

Happy New Year 5771!

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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

DAY 235

DAY 5

A re-write of last Friday's post:

At about 3:00 AM Eastern Time Friday I was robbed in front of Tryst on 18th Street in Adams Morgan. The suspects were three African American males and one female, apparently in their late teens or early 20's, medium to dark complected. One of then was wearing a rhinestone pendant around his neck. They took my ATM card, cell phone, keys and Starbucks card. All were in a purple velvet drawstring bag.

The female was very petite, may have scratch marks on her arms, neck or face. The males were roughly five feet seven inches. At least one had braids. One was missing a tooth. They were last seen headed eastbound on Columbia Road.
If you have any information, please call (202) 673-6815 and ask for Detective Luna. the case # is 127287

Thank you

Monday, September 06, 2010

DAY 234

DAY 4


Observed Labour Day by not labouring.

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Sunday, September 05, 2010

DAY 233
DAY 3

Having a hard time waking up.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Pensacola News Journal: http://www.pnj.com/

Friday, September 03, 2010

WEEK 36

WEEK ONE

Stock market up, weather not bad. It's now dark when I leave home in the morning. And I was robbed, but no one threatened my life.

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DAY 231
DAY 1

I had meant for this to be a year of blogging about food, but it is turning into another victim's diary. Maybe I am supposed to be robbed every seven years or so? See http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html

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ROBBERY ALERT

At about 3:00 AM Eastern Time today I was robbed in front of Tryst on 18th Street in Adams Morgan. The suspects were three black males and one female, apparently in their 20's, medium to dark complected. One of then was wearing a rhinestone pendant around his neck. They took my ATM card, cell phone, keys and Starbucks card. All were in a purple velvet bag.

The female was very petite, the males were roughly five feet seven inches. At least one had braids. They were last seen headed eastbound on Columbia Road.


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Thursday, September 02, 2010

DAY 230

This is pretty funny. Historical Facebook updates: http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses

Abe Lincoln: Going to the theater tonight with the missus...got private box seats, baby!

Part II

Helen Keller: kfugjszszla/'dlgh7lsd mmaje9;,vncoDSDsfajksdf

Annie Sullivan: It was a good try, Helen.

http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses-part-2

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

DAY 229

A hostage situation at the Discovery Channel Building in Silver Spring ended with the hostage taker dead. May G-d have mercy on his victims. PTSD sucks.

Also, may G-d have mercy on him and the cop who had to shoot him. That couldn't have been easy.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

DAY 228

Why is it that things like cell phones, credit cards and online registration, which are supposed to make things easier, waste so much of our time and money?

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

DAY 226

E used to say "if everyone just gave fifty cents it would be okay." If everyone I asked would give me fifty cents I'd be a lot better.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Connecticut Post: http://www.ctpost.com/

Friday, August 27, 2010

WEEK 35

Market mostly down, but ended on an up note. Weather a little more tolerable, I am getting in deeper and deeper over my head in so many respects.

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DAY 224

Check out this site: http://urbaned.org/ . I found them through https://www.microsoft.com/about/corporatecitizenship/en-us/community-tools/job-skills/elevate-america

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

DAY 223

Dealing with some pretty heavy-duty stuff, asking for prayers, good vibrations, positive energy, naked moonlight dances etc.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUfVcLLvjo&feature=related

"For the first time
In such a long long time
I know
I'll be ok"

janedoe@seductive.com

ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS



31 isn't looking so bad.

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DAY 222

Eight Myths Romantic Comedies Perpetuate:

1.You just know he's the one — and you're right: We've probably all felt this at some point, and most of us have been proven wrong.

2.Change yourself, and he'll fall head over heels: How often has the bland girl put on a dress and makeup only to dazzle the guy who didn't know her name 30 minutes ago. It's only like the entire plot of Cinderella!

3.Sex solves problems: Unless the problem is he'd like to have sex right now, then all it will provide is distraction.

4.Playing hard to get works: In reality, acting disinterested makes him think you're not interested. He may want you, but he'll probably be too scared to act.

5.If you run, he'll follow: Unless he's very confident or very clueless, he's probably not going to make a fool out of himself. Most guys would sooner sit home brokenhearted.

6.You don't need his number: He always gets the number in rom-coms, and he always calls. And if he doesn't, he has a reason that somehow will make you love him more.

7.Love changes him: Love can conquer anything, right? Pot habits. Video game obsessions. Irregular bathing. Not likely. He may change for a while, but lasting change really needs to be made for the self and not another.

8.Love knows no socioeconomic bounds: Even if we're so magnanimous that we can overlook major class, education, and money differences, there's another person's insecurities involved. Not to mention money is one of the most common things couples fight over.

From
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/8-myths-about-love-romantic-comedies-perpetuate-2097971/print

Two more myths:

1) A person who is unappealing at the beginning of the standard 90-minute feature film will be more appealing before the credit roll. Wrong. A person who was unappealing 20 years ago will probably be unappealing 20 years later. There are, however, exceptions.

2) If the person you are attracted to is with another partner at the beginning of the film, he/she will dump that partner in favour of you. Wrong again. That person will either stay with the "wrong" partner or if he/she does dump that partner/is dumped, it will be in favour of someone else, not you.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

OCCASION OF SIN

Am I living an occasion of sin?
DAY 221

Hello Cupcake on DuPont Circle is giving out free cupcakes starting at 10:AM Eastern. Offer good while supplies last.

Monday, August 23, 2010

DAY 220

Maybe Mom was right, the great love of my life wasn't the great bargain I thought.

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

DAY 219

I dare not speak your name for fear of giving myself away, for fear of making a lie into the truth, or almost as bad, making another truth into a lie.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Jackson Advocate: http://www.thejacksonadvocate.com/

Friday, August 20, 2010

WEEK 34

Stock market down, temperatures down, but incredible humidity. I am a year older and in denial about some serious issues.

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DAY 217

I am amazed. A guy asked me for money for soup and he really DID want soup.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

DAY 216

The meanness and rudeness of some people makes me want to cry, the kindness and compassion of others even more so.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

DAY 215

Even if you don't believe in karma no reason to be a TOTAL jerk.

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

DAY 214

"If my ass is to be kicked, then it will be kicked"

David Herman

Sunday, August 15, 2010

LOVED

I feel loved.
DAY 212

Support Catholic Communications this Sunday and every Sunday: http://www.usccb.org/ccc

Friday, August 13, 2010

WEEK 33

Market down, heat down, renewed my driver's license.

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SEX TOYS...

...make better gifts than pepper spray.

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DAY 210

Karma's a bitch. But then sometimes not, if you generate good karma. I was moaning over how I try to treat people fairly and not cheat them and I get scrod anyhow. A couple hours a I was crossing 18th St. and heard a couple of DC's Finest yelling after me. I thought they were going to at best lecture me and at worst bust me, however, one of them wanted to let me know I dropped a couple dollars out of my bag. I was humbled.

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

DAY 209

In Germany, instead of telling people to get lost or take a hike, you to tell them to go where the pepper grows. I never thought of where it actually grows and had to ask the ex. He said India.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

HARD TIMES, BUT NOT THAT HARD

L and I have decided neither of us are so hard up we need to eat dawg food.

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DAY 208

From the same guy who sends me sex toys/dirty books every birthday/Chanukah:

"Fruit and veggies not available.
Found something You hopefully will enjoy.
Buy C batteries (2)"

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

DAY 207

From the guy who sends me sex toys/dirty books every birthday and Chanukah: "Ordered you a birthday gift but it's not available. Will have to find another fruit or vegetable to stimulate your desires. Please be patient."

To think I was thinking about NOT celebrating.

Monday, August 09, 2010

GRR

Filling out paperwork (DMV, Massage Board, Suntrust, etc) is almost a full-time job in itself.

janedoe@seductive.com
DAY 206

Years ago E said I didn't have much of a bedside manner. Which I could never figure out, as I was majoring in German literature, not pre medicine.

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Sunday, August 08, 2010

DAY 205

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYHGh6lmSbo
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Reno Gazette Journal: http://www.rgj.com

Saturday, August 07, 2010

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GQrtJ5uo6A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B65UsP31H4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVum90YcBJI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_KjaSxI9Hs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03LmETjo-LA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO9XC3tAbkQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7ek7SWauEI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-nHCMyAaiI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkHnqvqbZU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAYCLUyci8w&feature=related
DAY 204

"THIS JUST IN FROM WTOP: Even though yesterday's FRIGHTENING WEATHER has passed, there is still plenty of FRIGHTENING WEATHER to be SCARED of. Today's FRIGHTENINGLY HIGH WINDS are REALLY FRIGHTENING, and possible exposure to the sun's rays is SOMETHING TO BE SCARED ABOUT. WTOP expects FRIGHTENING heat and EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING humidity to return next week. And WTOP warns everyone everywhere to be SCARED and FRIGHTENED at the possibility that a hurricane may form. Stay tuned to WTOP for information about the VERY FRIGHTENING possibility that it could rain in the future and don't forget to be COMPLETELY TERRIFIED, SCARED AND FRIGHTENED by the very thought of snow next winter."

From
http://www.dcrtv.com/ Everything is a big deal and we are all victims.

Friday, August 06, 2010

WEEK 32

Chelsea Clinton got married. Market closed on a slightly down note, but higher than it did last week. More heat advisories, too hot to do a lot.

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DAY 203

It was 65 years ago today we dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOUtZOqgSG8

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Thursday, August 05, 2010

DAY 202

Seen on the side of a "Faith for Mayor" van: "Mayor Fenty, you suck."

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

DAY 201

"I'll throw throw in two Hail Marys, and raise you an Our Father."

Harry Walton

Went to confession yesterday. Because Sister Marita Dorothy said you never know when you might die. Also, because I read one could get a plenary indulgence:
http://abbey-roads.blogspot.com/2007/08/porziuncula-indulgence.html

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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

DAY 200

Wow, 200 days without starving.

Monday, August 02, 2010

ADOLESCENT (OR MIDDLE-AGED?) REBELLION

A guy wanted to know why I didn't open up a studio at Tyson's Corner. I explained that I grew up in Northern Virginia and that to me Tyson's Corner was everything bourgeois, stifling and boring. He said he felt the same way about the place where he grew up.

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DAY 199

A drunken driver killed a nun in PWC this weekend. The guy was Hispanic. Wonder if he was Catholic, and if he feels REALLY guilty?

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Sunday, August 01, 2010

DAY 198

So what is the deal with novenas? The one I'm making says to be said at the end of each day's devotion? What if you go to bed at 4AM? That is morning, but it is the end of my day.
THE NATION'S GUN SHOW

Headed to the Nation's Gun Show: Headed to Dulles in a couple hours: http://www.thenationsgunshow.com/