Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

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Big headlines for today -- some people are still cleaning up after the hurricane and some still don't have power.

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

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Back home with Perpetua.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Evansville Courier and Press: http://www.courierpress.com

Friday, August 26, 2011

WEEK

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The calm before the storm. As Brian O'Halloran would say, "Damn, that's eerie."

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

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We had another aftershock of at least 4.2 this morning. I didn't feel it, not sure if Perpetua did.

Now to get ready for Hurricane Irene.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

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Please copy and paste this to your status if you are always asked to copy and paste something to your status by folks who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my true friends will copy and paste. Make this your status for one hour. 90% of you will not repost!

Copied and pasted from a friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

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A 5.9 earthquake hit Virginia less than an hour ago. It scared Perpetua but we're okay.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

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Libyan rebels have captured Moamar Quaddafi's son and taken over radio in that country.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Tallahassee Democrat: http://www.tallahassee.com

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

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Today is the Feast of the Assumption.

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

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"At 40 you start to lose your eyesight…
At 50 you start to forget…
At 60 you start to fart and you don’t lose your sense of smell ‘till you’re 70, so those ten years are lonely years."

"I’m 72 fucking years old, I’m playing to drunks and gays"

Joan Rivers

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SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Catholic Standard: http://www.cathstan.org

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Sunday, August 07, 2011

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Didn't sleep well today, ended up getting to work just in time.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Wilmington Star-News: http://www.starnewsonline.com

Friday, August 05, 2011

WEEK

Dow up, weather not as murderously hot as last week, gas prices at about $3.68 or 3.69 at the Sunoco station on Rockville Pike. Not feeling coldish, but still tired.

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TO THE ASSHOLE WHO ATE MY LAST ICE CREAM SANDWICH:

I don't want anyone to burn in hell, but if there were a special place in it you would end up there.

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For the first time in history Standard and Poor reduced the US credit rating from AAA to AA+.

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Thursday, August 04, 2011

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A couple months ago some told one of the pig people she sucked and then she apologized. Her reply was "I can take them for the team. I do suck."

E said "I've never seen you drunk. If I had to deal with the assholes you do I'd get hammered every night." And she's only met one set of assholes.

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

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The robbery was eleven months ago. And this morning a pervert asked me if I would teach him how to give a sexual massage. Ruined my morning.

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Tuesday, August 02, 2011

TWO BIG THINGS:

1) President Obama signed the debt ceiling bill.

2) The Pigloo is saved.
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"I couldn't help it that I was not retarded."

John Hockenberry

Monday, August 01, 2011

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A man either jumped, fell or was pushed onto the Metro tracks today.

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