Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Possibly one of my the funniest Friends episodes ever: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMXlt66cU3U 

Friday, August 26, 2016

I have just been told I would not be good with a gun.

janedoe@seductive.com

OMG!

#Hipsterclassifieds is trending on Twitter and it's hysterical: https://twitter.com/hashtag/HipsterClassifieds?src=tren




#hipsterclassifieds  Wanted: Vintage apartment in gentrified neighbourhood convenient to bike path/mass transit for < $300/mo.

 #hipsterclassifieds  Wanted: vegan earth-worshipping bicycle-riding roommate who can pay more than $2000/mo to share my vintage apartment.

 #hipsterclassifieds  Recent grad w/liberal arts degree seeks job w/socially conscious employer. Must pay @ least 100K/yr starting salary.

 #hipsterclassifieds  For rent: phone booth converted into apartment in recently gentrified neighbourhood $3000/mo.

 #hipsterclassifieds  New bakery opening: our products are vegan, gluten, GMO-free and flavour-free. They also make great bookmarks, shoe liners etc.

 #hipsterclassifieds  Gluten-sensitive lactose intolerant woman with adult ADHD seeks socially conscious compassionate guy w/great health insurance

 #Hipsterclassifeds: Free-range cage-free purebred rescue puppies free to vegan gluten- free home in diverse neighbourhood.

 #Hipsterclassifeds: Progressive start up company looking for open-minded people w/advanced degrees. We can’t pay cash, but we will compensate you with Whole Foods gift cards.

 #Hipsterclassifeds: For rent: vintage apartment, diverse neighbourhood near public transportation. No, we don’t accept blog help, massages or obsolete electronic equipment in place of rent money.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Safe space available to nurse your hurt feelings whether justified or not.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Help! Can’t afford to live in my neighbourhood now that it’s been gentrified and my socially conscious company has downsized us.

#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Want to take a trip to Costa Rica, don’t get paid vacation time and can’t afford airfare.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Hurt feelings support group. Meets in basement of non-denominational house of worship. Organic refreshments served.

 #Hipsterclassifieds Free-range vegan gluten-free breast-fed M ISO F w/ job, car, place to live.

 #Hipsterclassifieds New tattoo parlour. We tattoo all body parts in all languages, even English.

#Hipsterclassifieds Free babysitter needed for my ADD twins while I do volunteer work. Can pay w/Starbucks or Urban Outfitter gift cards

#Hipsterclassifieds Unpaid internship: Looking for people who want to give back/make a difference. No guarantee of permanent employment.

#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must be able to cook gluten-free vegan meals for ADHD triplets, have own car, flexible sched. $8/hr

#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Taking a mission trip to Africa, costs more than I thought, parents unwilling to pay for it.

#Hipsterclassifieds Environmentally conscious corp ISO unpaid interns-no guarantee of a job ever but will write a letter of recommendation

#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must have advanced degree, speak at least 3 languages and not resort to TV as entertainment. $8/hr.

#Hipsterclassifieds Progressive employer offering unpaid internship. Great on the job experience but no guarantee of future employment.

#Hipsterclassifieds ISO childcare-must have own transportation, references, be able to teach music/art, know infant CPR $8/hr.

#Hipsterclassifieds ISO massage therapist, must be licensed/certified, willing to be paid w/used records, vintage clothes or yoga lessons.

 

Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Monday, August 22, 2016

THE PLAY'S THE THING

I want to write a play about a couple whose son has a disability. Over the years they find out who their real friends are. I also want to write a show about an immigrant family who starts a car dealership. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, August 21, 2016

BORED SICK

Boredom really does that to you. It's draining to the point where you just want to go to bed.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Her Glorious Assumption

Her Glorious Assumption: I once asked a college theology class if anyone could explain the doctrine of the Assumption.  A student replied, “yeah, that’s the teaching whereby the Catholic Church ‘assumes’ that Mary is in heaven.” There’s a bit more to it than that.  The Church does not just “assume” that any canonized saint in is in heaven.  …

Tuesday, August 09, 2016

BEEN WATCHING BEACH VOLLYBALL

The girls remind me of the jock girls in Mean Girls:

 

Monday, August 08, 2016

SAW AN OLD EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER SVU

I'm impressed. They thought of stuff I had never heard of, let alone dreamed of. 

Sunday, August 07, 2016

Friday, August 05, 2016

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

ANOTHER SHITBAG ALERT

Another scumbag alert: If you get a phone call from 252-370-9036 this is a fraudster. Tell him you’re onto him and report this slime to local law enforcement.

SHITBAG ALERT

If you get a phone call from 646-448-0368 this is a fraudster. He calls himself Kevin. Tell him you’re onto him and report this son of a bitch to local law enforcement.