Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"DEATH ON A BUN"

Or as an ABC reporter says, "meals of mass destruction"

http:
//abcnews.go.com/WN/article/friendlys-grilled-cheese-burger-melt-tips-scales-shocks/story?id=11013926janedoe@seductive.com

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FIRST MARTYRS OF ROME

See http://catholicexchange.com/2010/06/30/97145

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ECLIPSE

Saw “Eclipse” with the Mix people at the Regal in Rockville. I can understand why the fascination with werewolves, vampires etc lingers on. For a guy who’s supposed to be a werewolf, Jacob doesn’t have much body hair. Maybe he waxes it off.

Also, couldn’t help remembering Cassandra’s native American name is “farting wolf.”

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DAY 166

Happy 80th Birthday to my mother, Mary Vereb Hautanen!

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

PETER AND PAUL

Today is the feast of Sts Peter and Paul: http://catholicexchange.com/2010/06/29/112890/

One would think Holy Mother Church would at least grant them separate feast days.
DAY 165

Eat at Johnny Rockets!

See www.johnnyrockets.com

Monday, June 28, 2010

SO TYPICALLY BIDEN

Biden cusses at custard man: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/at-it-again-biden-calls-custard-shop-owner-a-smartass

To his credit, soft ice cream is bigger in Delaware than frozen custard. Still, there is a difference.

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BUMMER

Turned in my census badge yesterday.

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DAY 164

US Senator Robert Byrd is dead at age 92.

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

DAY 163

Found out R is having a boy. I'm happy for her and D.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Ventura County Star.

Friday, June 25, 2010

WEEK 26

Market not so good, weather hot, feeling reasonably good. World cup still going on, anniversary of the Metro crash and Michael Jackson’s death. Census job supposed to end Sunday. Still thinking a lot about death, shadow people, parallel universes etc.

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INTERESTED IN BECOMING A CATHOLIC?

See http://www.stmatthewscathedral.org/Description%20of%20Ministries.pdf or call 202-347-3215 ext 530

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DAY 161

"Flame on, asshole."

Tobey Maguire

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

DAY 159

Saw a dwarf on 18th St. He asked me for money. It was kind of like on eye to navel level. I should keep a tally of dwarf sightings.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

TOO MUCH SADNESS!

We need something happy. I can do without all the one-year anniversary stories of last year's Metro train wreck. And why does the media continue to follow the Robert Wone story when there's no actual murder trial?
LOVE RANCH

Saw "Love Ranch" last night. Liked the ending.
DAY 158

DC radio veteran Steve Eldridge died of cancer over the weekend. The viewing will be Wednesday, June 23, from 6 PM to 8 PM, with the funeral service Thursday, June 24, at 11 AM. Both will be held at the DeVol Funeral Home in Gaithersburg.

Monday, June 21, 2010

DAY 157

Blessed Solstice: http://catholicexchange.com/2010/06/21/83570/

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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

WEEK 25

Lovely weather, stock market ended up up, lots of work, the possibility of more. True, people and pets are dying, but none of them mine.Then there's the World Cup and the Gulf Oil Spill.

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I AM HONOURED

More people have seen this picture on DCRTV than I realized:


DAY 154

At least four peeps have said I was a good classmate. And Mom sez I was never a big freak.

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

DAY 153

This morning a drunk on M St told me he wanted a "bang-a-rooski." I ran into him about 15 minutes later and asked in a loud voice "did you get your bang-a-rooski?" It needed to be said.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

DAY 152

Thinking a lot of about death, dysfunctionality. Need to think of happier things.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

LIFE IS LONG

See http://catholicexchange.com/2010/06/15/130913
FRIED BUTTER

Apparently it's served on a stick. Yum.
DAY 151

If you do not reply to the Census the Bureau will send someone meaner and ruder than me.

Monday, June 14, 2010

DAY 150

Damn Fail Whale. Do I look like fucking Captain Ahab?

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Sunday, June 13, 2010

DAY 149

Had a corn dawg and some chocolate funnel cake nuggets at Celebrate Fairfax.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here to read the Virginian-Pilot.

Friday, June 11, 2010

WEEK 24

Week ended nicely marketwise and weatherwise. Still thinking about death, parallel universes, alternate realities, etc. Maybe someday I will learn to control my big mouth.

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WHAT I PUT UP WITH

Unfortunately, I have to deal with too many people like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk&feature=related

"Immigration"
"Uh, it has to be on the menu, sir."
"No, Dumba$$, I'm with Immigration."
"Really? Where?"

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DAY 147

A 24-year-old Maryland state trooper was shot to death by an Applebee's customer who evidently didn't like his bill. Like me, the trooper and the waitperson were just doing their jobs.

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

IT JUST GOT BETTER

Woke up feeling sick, tired and grumpy, but improved by the end of the day. So did the market. And the weather.
DAY 146

Someone who apparently really wants to die: a guy talking on a cell phone while walking in front of my car at about 2:30AM. Against the light.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

DAY 145

Interesting factoid: cars need gas to keep moving. And more than one or two gallons. Thank you to the attendant at Washingtonian Chevron. And the hot guy who paid for my gas. And his date who was patient enough to put up with me.

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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

DAY 144

Beautiful weather, could have used it over the weekend. Too bad I am too tired/stressed out to enjoy it.

Monday, June 07, 2010

DAY 143

Helen Thomas resigned. She never gave me any trouble personally. I wonder what people will say about me when I get to be her age.

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Sunday, June 06, 2010

DAY 142

Went to Vintage Virginia. Ate a corndog, saw a monkey. Did not ask his handler whether he spanked him.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the New Haven Register.

Friday, June 04, 2010

WEEK 23

Working my ass off, mostly nice weather, Dow ended the week really badly. Oil spill in the Gulf still not contained – brings back memories of Tschernobyl. Still thinking about K’s death, but feeling better now.

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DAY 140

"Baby" Pandora is supposedly six years old today.

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Thursday, June 03, 2010

DAY 139

Mmmm, Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream cake with an herb tea/goldenseal/echinacea chaser.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

DAY 138

G says R told him I am a "Godsend."

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Tuesday, June 01, 2010

DAY 137

Mix is giving away shoes tonight. A couple weeks ago DCRTV posted a picture of my back end, D said he recognized me by my shoes. R said he found that creepy. Does this mean I have to wear pants to work? Boots? Would he get more turned on by that? Eeeew.