Came home to find a huge puddle/small flood.

I am now CompTIA ITF certified

HAD A ROOT CANAL.

Endodontist hurt me and got mad at me for yelling. Asshole. 

janedoe@seductive.com

My backpack was stolen.

janedoe@seductive.com

Happy Mother's Day!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE WITH INTEREST IN THE GIANT PHARMACY:

And do web searches, no less. 

FOUR DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!

If all goes well. Maybe not that many!

SCHOOL ENDS IN LESS THAN ONE WEEK.

I have been having horrible pain since Sunday--dentist has me on Amoxicillin: 

Justify is the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!