Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

THE CASE OF THE SCARLET MEMBRANE

"Snot is running down his nose."

Ian Anderson/Jennie Anderson

Monday, February 24, 2014

WORE OUT ANOTHER CRUTCH

To the doctors who say I should just "accept" my weight gain and "control it" with "diet and exercise," do you believe me now? Fuck you.

janedoe@seductive.com 

Saturday, February 22, 2014

WEEK

THE PICTURE OF HEALTH

Listening to Morgan Freeman telling people to get checked for cancer. You want people you love to be there with you even if it's to watch movies that suck. Think I overdid it with the supplements, though, am cutting back.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Deprivation

SNOW DAY

Watching Downton Abbey, drinking tea and eating whatever's around. I imagine a lot of people are having sex and or/masturbating, but I'm not much in the mood for either.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE:



We are expecting a huge storm. Maybe the snow will help me burn this fat off or at least the fat will keep off the snow. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

RIP SHIRLEY TEMPLE

ABC news reports Shirley Temple is dead.

Monday, February 03, 2014

WASTE OF TIME

Seattle beat the hell out of Denver in the Superbowl, 43-8.

janedoe@seductive.com

Sunday, February 02, 2014

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette: http://www.post-gazette.com/

HAPPY GROUND HOG DAY!

Patapsco is the closest thing I have to an actual (or virtual) Groundhog:

Saturday, February 01, 2014

WEEK

Weather getting warmer but supposed to get colder soon. Got a cam boot.

AGUA DE BEBER

My little Neiman Marcus water bottle is so cute I don't want to drink it: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-i1IhtFpJ7vA/T_4lsDjMruI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/ilPOWzSr71Y/s320/photo%25281%2529.JPG