Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Monday, May 29, 2017

HAVE A HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Or not. It's a free country. And yes, I realize people died so we could be free and I am grateful for that. But now it's so easy to offend people. If you wish them happy Memorial Day they say it's not supposed to be a happy day because we're remembering dead people. And if we thank LIVING people (veterans) for their service they say "that's what Veterans' Day is for." 

Friday, May 26, 2017

Thursday, May 25, 2017

OMG, OMG, OMG!

The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Ottawa Senators 3-2 in double over time to take the Eastern Conference Championship and advance to the Stanley Cup finals. Just as I was about to retire my Pens T.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

I LOVE THIS SONG




It has a haunting quality to it like Zager and Evans’ In the Year 2525.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

ROGER MOORE DIED

I remember him as The Saint--Mom used to watch it. Mad Magazine referred to his "urbane sophistication. 

Monday, May 22, 2017

AT LEAST 19 DEAD, 50 HURT AT ARIANA GRANDE CONCERT IN ENGLAND


I was first heard this on Telemundo and was only halfway listening--I heard Manchester and thought it was something about soccer. 

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Possibly week, month, year, etc: 

"You got some weird-assed shit going on."

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

G-D IS SO GOOD

Apparently the Wells Fargo Attorney got tired of hanging around so I don't have to be in court again until the 31st <

Friday, May 12, 2017

M ASKED ME IF I HAD EVER TRIED FENUGREEK.

Or flax seed. I forget which country he comes from but he is always telling me what kinds of natural crap people over there take. Never mind their life expectancy is about eleven or twelve years less than ours. I told him all the fenugreek and flax seed in the world are not gonna get me a new job, a raise or a promotion, help me save my condo, cure strep throat or hepatits or solve Mom's or my other medical issues.

janedoe@seductive.com 

Thursday, May 11, 2017

HUH

I must ride the five percent that never work. Kind of like the comedian who said "98 percent of the people are for Hitler. The problem is, I keep running into the other two percent."


Tuesday, May 09, 2017

I GOT CHILLS



But not the kind Travolta is singing about. 

Monday, May 08, 2017

SAW THE CARDIOLOGIST

It was also 14 years ago today I adopted my beloved Pippin. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Thursday, May 04, 2017

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Autocorrect is my worst enema." That after I accused someone of ducking me over. 

Wednesday, May 03, 2017

SAW MY PRIMARY CARE

Everything is okay except liver enzymes. I don't drink during Lent and I was to busy/sick to drink much after Lent so that is probably not the reason. More likely either the anti-inflammatories or the beating my body and brain have taken in the last three months. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

A CHINESE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IN THE OFFICE OF TAX AND REVENUE ASKED IF I COULD TEACH HER SOMETHING

I taught her Laurel is the name of a woman, a tree, a city in Maryland, and a city in Delaware. Virginia is much bigger than Maryland and Texas is a very big state.