Wednesday, March 31, 2010

DAY 75

I forgot it was Passover. Next year in Jerusalem.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

TIME FLIES

It was five years ago this month that I adopted my beloved baby Pandora.
DAY 74

TWO DEATHS:

MENSA member and DC resident Keren Coxe March 26th.

Family friend Mary Despo Argianas March 19th. Donations in memory of Miss Argianas can be made to
http://www.snapofpa.org

Monday, March 29, 2010

ADOPT A PIG!

March is Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month.

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DAY 73

Holy Week is starting out in a fittingly grim way, weatherwise at least.

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

YAY!

I aced my online Internet Savvy course!
THE CHERRY ORCHARD:

Perfect for the cherry blossom festival: http://www.drama21c.net/writers/chekhov/cherryorchard.htm

I can relate to the characters in too many ways.
PALM SUNDAY

Today is Palm Sunday. Didn't realize why it was so important to my grandmother until I found out last night that my great-grandmother (Grandma's mother) was laid out that day.
SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Victorville Daily Press.

Friday, March 26, 2010

WEEK 13

Weather good one day, bad the next. Same as my business. The healthcare bill passed. Even though I’m not happy with it, violence and threats of it are not the way to make yourself popular.

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DAY 71

I swear I work with one of George Noory's shadow people.

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

DAY 69

There is something so comforting about the smell and feel of a diner. Especially at this hour of the night.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

DAY 67

"How 'bout you build towards makin' some fuckin' fries?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6OselVRTsM&feature=related

Wanda Sykes

I, too, would like to think whatever I am doing now is all building towards something.

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DAY 66

ALKOHOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSR8naOqFbM

I have not had a drink since Mardi Gras, yet I deal so much with drunks and make my money off them. Should I feel guilty?

Sunday, March 21, 2010

DAY 65

"HAPPY PEOPLE PASS MY WAY"

Barry Manilow

So do a lot of unhappy-looking ones, even on a weekend in this beautiful weather. Makes me happy that I'm NOT part of a couple.


SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Augusta Chronicle.

Friday, March 19, 2010

WEEK TWELVE

The weather has improved greatly and my financial situation has improved slightly.

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DAY 63

MAKING HAY...

...while the sun shines. And giving massages, etc.

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

DAY 62

THE YELLOW BANANAS

At Starbucks reminded me of summer and cheered me up. So did the free ice tea.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

DAY 61

ST PATRICK'S DAY

It seems a lot of my work in volves dealing with drunks. My St. Patrick's day dinner consisted of beans, rice, chicken and steak.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

DAY 60

TIRED

And cold but more optimistic than I was when I woke up.

Monday, March 15, 2010

DAY 59

Filled out my census form, but not sure how much faith I have in it.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

WEEK ELEVEN

Lent is about half over. Not gaining much weight, probably losing. We are expecting gale force winds and a couple inches of rain this weekend, enough to wash away any remaining ice and snow.

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REPORTER KICKED OUT...

...of Sean Penn press conference. Sorry I wasn't there: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/lachlan-markay/2010/03/12/sean-penn-kicks-out-reporter-challenging-him-rectal-cancer-remark

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DAY 56

THESE 40 OR SO DAYS OF LENT

See
http://catholicexchange.com/2010/03/12/127985

I want to know when does Lent END? If I give up something for Lent starting Ash Wednesday, when can I enjoy it again? Every Sunday during Lent? Holy Thursday? Holy Saturday at noon? Easter Sunday at midnight?

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

DAY 54

THANK G-D FOR BOOZE

Not that I'm drinking it. To the contrary. But it makes other people so much more generous with their money

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

DAY 53

IT'S A GREAT DAY...

...for a protest. There was a huge health care demonstration going from DuPont Circle to "M" Street, right past my studio. During a massage. So these assholes blocked the entrance to at least one healthcare professional's building and made a racket during her massage. Nice going, guys.

Monday, March 08, 2010

DAY 52

AND THE WINNER WAS...

Went to the DC Film Society Oscar party last night, was treated like a princess. Liked what the winners said about not giving up on dreams. Also liked Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin's spoof on Paranormal Activity:

http://videos.nymag.com/video/Steve-Martin-and-Alec-Baldwin-3#c=DXBB903R288JJSSX&t=Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin's 'Paranormal Activity' Spoof

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Sunday, March 07, 2010

Friday, March 05, 2010

WEEK TEN

Last Saturday Chile had an earthquake that literally rocked the world. And will probably send up fruit prizes worldwide, or at least in America.

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NEW AGE PERVERT

A couple days ago a guy asked me for a massage. He asked if I minded massaging his glutes and I got suspicious. Then he started babbling about seeing an acupuncturist, saying his groin chakras were messed up and his naturopath told him he carried his tension in his pelvic area. He insisted he wasn’t looking for sex, it’s just that he was from California. Funny, my client directly before him was from California and wasn’t asking for a hand job.

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DAY 49

Darn that fish!

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Thursday, March 04, 2010

DAY 48

MEDICAL QUESTION:

Why does "psoas" sound like "sore ass?"

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

DAY 47

Wow, my appetite has really decreased. Which, I hope, is a good thing.

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Tuesday, March 02, 2010