Was it today or yesterday I dreamt about a nuclear explosion?

WHAT WOMEN WANT:

Actually I've probably titled posts like this years before. 

A NEW LOW

Dude called me from the bathroom and flushed while he was talking to me. I want more money.

FIRST DAY OF SPRING

TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST. JOSEPH.

 My great-grandfather, grandfather, uncle and two cousins were called Joseph. 

WORKING ON MY NIGHT OFF

Not a happy camper. 

St. Pat's Day

AFTER WATCHING THE OSCARS I AM WATCHING TRAINSPOTTING TO CLEANSE MY BRAIN:

 

DUH

Saturday the 14th

Friday the 13th

BINGO

 

Lou shares the troubles of public transport (they/them only)
by u/itsvickeh in illnessfakers

Connecticut Avenue isn't what it used to be.

RAN INTO MY DOCTOR AT BUA THAI

 Good thing I was just eating an appetizer and drinking a Diet Coke. 

THE MOON LOOKS LIKE A LEMON WEDGE

 

I'LL CLEAR THE ROAD, THE GRAVEL AND THE THORNBUSH IN THE PATH....

That burns a scented oil

That I'll drip into your bath

The water's there to warm you 

And the earth is warmer 

When you laugh:

No bad dreams today

Feeling better. I saw birds. 🐦‍⬛

Don't forget to spring forward.

It looks downright dystopian outside. ☁️

Had a bad dream about a robbery, trouble falling back to sleep

BACK AT WORK

 

STILL POSITIVE

 

And it snowed.