Sick

Thinking about getting Prigozsin fixed

Things are fucked up.

My parents' house is still standing.

Got a mani pedi.

Visited my parents' graves.

In Florida

Small Business Saturday

Black Friday

Happy Thanksgiving!

Decompressing

CLOSED ON THE CO OP

For the first time in more than seven years I am a homeowner again.

Made the wire transfer.

Closing is now scheduled for the 25th.

I am retaining fluid like a cactus.

I wanna cry.

Now I have to convince Hells Farto I'm not laundering money.

SPIRO AGNEW WAS SUPPOSEDLY A NICE GUY.

Except for that little bookkeeping thing.

MY CO OP BOARD APPLICATION WAS ACCEPTED

Hopefully this will be the end of seven, maybe fifteen, years of fear and sadness.

Booked a flight to Florida.

Harris conceded.

Trump won.

TODAY IS MY DAY OFF.

But you wouldn't know it.

All Saints' Day

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

We had no candy in the house. Despite what housemate said I thought it would be cruel to hand out Atkins bars. Especially to overweight children.
🎃🍬🍭🍬🎃

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 31, 2024

SUBMITTED MY CO OP APPLICATION

Also, it was 20 years ago today that my father died.

I voted.

Only one item left in my co op application package.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR EVERYTHING.

BACK AT WORK

Should have stayed home.

Vive l’Europe

Yesterday was a tough one for me.

THIS IS SURREAL.

So many feeings about Florida. And Sarasota.

It's starting to happen.

DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR WANTS TO MOVE UPSTAIRS WITH US.

Permanently.

I HEARD THE OWL

 

Owl be darned. I just saw an owl in Friendship Heights. Is that bad luck? pic.twitter.com/eTrhodVAHH

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 2, 2024

Fall is not my favourite season but I'm getting used to it.

AT LEAST ONE OF THE MEDS IS WORKING.

Yesterday I was in horrible pain and too nauseous to eat.

G IS LEAVING TOWN.

 I am taking it harder than before even though various friends and I have left town and come back. 

MY MEDICAID COVERAGE RAN OUT THIS SPRING

I did not want to go back to the doctor until I had bought the co op, or at better yet until after the New Year but couldn't hold out. Started on Metformin and Trulicity again even though they don't have the catchy spot Jardiance and Ozempic have:

 

Started Trulicity and Metformin again even though they don't have the catchy spots Ozempic has: https://t.co/DidC3SSUqu

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) September 28, 2024

BOREDOM IS A PLEASING ANTIDOTE TO FEAR.

 Daphne du Maurier 

My mother died one year ago today.

Today would have been my grandmother's birthday.

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL

 Dreamt about my parents this morning. 

Feeling better tonight.

After almost a year I finally have access to less than one tenth of the money coming to me.

Shit.

I hurt.

In seven to ten business days I will have access to PART of the money my mother left me.

Never Again

My fourth job is finding a place to live and moving into it.

THERE

 I told you a secret.

I AM ABOUT TO SNAP.

My iPad is over six years old and showing its age. I am trying to settle my mother's estate and never had the chance to grieve properly and she died almost a year ago.

We are living month to month in our house and I can't even get my hands on the money that is rightfully mine so I can buy a condo. I don't have time to install apps that aren't even compatible with the current iPad, or open accounts that "only" cost $40 a year. 

I am literally working six days a week and right now you need to make an appointment at the fucking Apple store, which used to be a fun place. If you want me to download these apps or open an account YOU give me the money and go to the G.D. Apple store yourself.

And I don't need to hear religious lectures from you. 

Thank you.

Sometimes it's hard to differentiate tranquility from boredom.

WILL HAVE ACCESS TO AT LEAST PART OF THE MONEY MOM LEFT ME.

It was almost ten thousand dollars more than I expected. 

Also, I hate multifactor authentication. 

I weigh more than I have ever weighed in my life.

BORED OF THE RINGS

WHAT A DAY

 And a night. 

MY SCOOTER ARRIVED.

 I had forgotten how fast they go. 

APOCALYPSE NOW

 

Apocalypse Now (My Church!) https://t.co/VRLP7b2K5Q

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) August 20, 2024

I CAN'T DECIDE IF DOWNTOWN DC IS MORE DEPRESSING, LESS DEPRESSING OR AS DEPRESSING AS BEFORE, JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

 But at least they're building a new Starbucks in Union Station. 

TODAY IS THE FEAST OF THE ASSUMPTION.

Went to mass at my own church.

 

If Revelation had a bingo card the woman crowned with the sun would be one of the spaces: pic.twitter.com/mkf70QMwSm

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) August 16, 2024

MY BIRTHDAY

Started looking at properties again.

I HAVE NOT LIVED IN ADAMS MORGAN FOR ALMOST SEVEN YEARS BUT PEOPLE STILL REMEMBER ME.

And that's in Columbia Heights. Also, M's disability claim was approved and I picked up Pellegrino's cremains.

M IS ON VACATION.

This means I can leave my alcohol out in plain sight:

Housemate is on vacation. This means I can leave my alcohol in plain sight: pic.twitter.com/dEoosEzhym

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) August 9, 2024

JACYLYN WROTE A BOOK

A GUY AT GIANT AND ONE IN THE METRO STATION ASKED ME IF I WAS OK AND IF I NEEDED HELP.

I asked if I DIDN'T look ok and one said "you look kinda starry eyed."

SOMEONE ON YOUTUBE MADE MY DAY.

He said "you're pretty."

 

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

Thinking about the Apocalypse.

HOUSEMATE CLEANED THE BATHROOM.

When I say "cleaned," I mean sprinkled cleanser everywhere without wiping it up, including the toilet seat, then walking away.

Tried to start learning Hungarian again.

Was in a good mood until I started work this morning.

I need to see a doctor.

I HAVE BEEN IN A SHITTY MOOD.

Feeling a little better now.

VIVE LA FRANCE!

#merde https://t.co/x0fFHlPtc2

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) July 26, 2024

Everything hurts me.

Mostly peaceful demonstrations at Union Station.

SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR KIMBERLY CHEATLE RESIGNED.

 She had one job to do. 

Biden dropped out of the presidential race.

WORLDWIDE IT OUTAGE

 But you're reading this...

BIDEN HAS COVID

That was not on my bingo card. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Former President Trump was shot.

Took the night off.

 janedoe@seductive.com

WHAT PTSD STANDS FOR

 "Past things sucked, dude."

TODAY IS THE FIFTH OF JULY.

 Again, duh. 

IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY.

Duh.

Got a mani pedi.

 janedoe@seductive.com

Today would have been my mother's birthday.

My Chipotle stock split and I have more than 12 thousand X followers now.

Went to open mic at the Artemis.

The Russian Youtube channel I liked stopped streaming.

Hot

Blessed Solstice

My night off

Went to a beekeeping event.

MY NIGHT OFF

 Went to my first comedy shuffle. 

Father's Day

It was a barfarama.

Applied at Capital Laughs.

Went to a comedy show at Town Tavern.

Saw Zone of Interest

 janedoe@seductive.com

SPENT THE MORNING TALKING TO THE BENEFITS PERSON AND THE AFTERNOON/EVENING PLUNGING THE TOILET

 

How many calories does toilet plunging burn? 🚽 pic.twitter.com/7pu1ppS1qv

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 15, 2024

AND BOOM! GOES THE DYNAMITE:

 

Duelling assholes.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 15, 2024

I should get combat pay.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 15, 2024

It is a small comfort when people fuck up and give you permission to yell at them.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 14, 2024

OMFG!😡

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 14, 2024

Dipshit.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 14, 2024

#DOOP is trending. ⚽️

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 14, 2024

Bought salad mix for the pigs. Fed some of it to housemate, too. 🥗

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 14, 2024

Drones over Israel

SAW MY INSURANCE PERSON AND PICKED UP THE NEW BABY

As I am losing my Medicaid coverage I stopped my meds and packed in nine pounds in five days. 

janedoe@seductive.com

Got my federal return.

OJ Simpson is dead.

Saw the eclipse

 janedoe@seductive.com

It was 21 years ago today I got my first pig.

Getting a tax refund.

Happy Easter!

Pellegrino died.

Tragedy in Baltimore

BEANS!

Even beans have got more expensive. ☹️ 🫘 https://t.co/wKkS5rnRvM

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 21, 2024

Now that it's officially spring I'm stocking up on my favourite scents: Glow by @JLo and Arabian Rose.
💮🌸🌼🌺🌞🌺🌼🌸💮

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 21, 2024

SAW THE DENTIST

Went to the dentist. Felt like a lizard. pic.twitter.com/w3vC6pKJcJ

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 20, 2024

St. Joseph's Day and the First Day of Spring

CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME

Went to see the cherry blossoms. They peaked yesterday.

🌸 🍒 🌸

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 18, 2024

A great post I just saw: “he is a certain kind of stupid.”

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 18, 2024

What is the world coming to when Monks are being murdered in monasteries? https://t.co/9KX1d3uCJ6

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 18, 2024

Happy Monday! #monday #HappyMonday https://t.co/KmWj9jj3hZ

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 18, 2024

ALL ABOUT JANE, NOT ST. PATRICK

This started Saturday morning. It’s almost as big as the palm of my hand: pic.twitter.com/O02Nw9dDMW

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 18, 2024

My newest Youtube video #YouTube #YouTuber https://t.co/QpqTp7iB2q

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 17, 2024

THE IDES OF BEANS

The Romans, where are they now? https://t.co/qzyxEcTa2k

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 15, 2024

Julius Caesar died a mostly peaceful death surrounded by friends: https://t.co/gZPQK0E1Th

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 15, 2024

Nineteen hours until I can eat meat. 🥩

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 15, 2024

My posts on Ariana Grande and beans on toast have earned more impressions than pictures of myself. >Sigh<

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 15, 2024

In Soviet Russia.... pic.twitter.com/sGZlzPubdz

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 15, 2024

Are beans on toast best eaten with a knife and fork?
🫘🍞

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 15, 2024

One of the dumbest things I've seen on @YouTube in a while--someone said to me " A Sandwich Hit You in the Face." In Russian. 🇷🇺🥪

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 12, 2024

A useful meme: https://t.co/sAej0RFPct

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 13, 2024

20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL

Watched 20 Days in Mariupol because it was free.
🇷🇺🇺🇦

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 12, 2024

 Another movie filmed in Mariupol before it became a cause célèbre: 

Cracked a tooth this morning.

WIRELESS OUTAGE ACROSS AMERICA

Remember when 5g getting switched on was going to kill and all the towers were etc

Funny how these accounts seem to have forgot about that 🤣

— Just Dave Now (@Justdavenow1989) February 21, 2024

5G is a miltary weapon pic.twitter.com/O09NgoI3BL

— PsyopsWar (@psyops_war) February 20, 2024

AT&T's network is down, here's what to do when your phone service has an outage https://t.co/LiS0CMIxdV

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 22, 2024

Can't stop thinking about two people, even in my dreams.

MY FATHER WOULD HAVE BEEN 100 YEARS OLD TODAY.

 

Remembering my father, far left, and his twin sister, Aunt Margie (next to him) on what would have been their 100th birthday. The baby is my Aunt Betty, who is over 90 and on the far right is my Aunt Mary. The youngest, my Aunt Ellen, was born after this picture was taken: pic.twitter.com/nRraIfRlu8

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 17, 2024