DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR IS HARASSING ME.

And to make it better:

I cannot fucking believe this. Since I was a student I took care to get my stories right and submit them properly. Meanwhile, Legacy Dot Com submitted my mother's obituary to the WRONG WEB PAGE. At least Mom would be amused. 🙃

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) November 27, 2023

My First Thanksgiving as an Orphan

MY MOTHER'S OBITUARY

My Mother's Obituary:

https://t.co/j3TF15ToEl

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) November 20, 2023

Occupying tenant officially handed over the keys today.

GOT THE KEY TO THE NEW HOUSE.

 It stinks like cat shit and piss. 

THE "NEW" HOUSE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

 Maybe it will look better when we've got the awful furniture out. 

It's starting to sink in.

THE FUN NEVER ENDS.

 Found out we have to be out of the house by the end of the month. 

Back Home

In Florida

My mother died this afternoon.

In Florida

My mother is in hospice.

TWITTER IS DOWN.

Maybe I should blog. 

janedoe@seductive.com

My Birthday

Trying not to go mad.

Didn't get much rest.

My mother had a stroke.

Put in an actual offer on a condo.

Trying to pray more.

I am getting depressed.

TODAY IS FATHER'S DAY

Remembering my late father. In his mind women didn't swear. And his daughter CERTAINLY didn't swear. 😆

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 18, 2023

After all we went through they gave the original buyers an extension.

SPENT MORE THAN FIVE HOURS CALLING, EMAILING AND TEXTING.

 Feel as though I've given birth. 

Submitted a back up offer on a co op.

Been running a fever of 102+.

SMOKE FROM CANADIAN WILDFIRES COVERING MUCH OF THE EASTERN US.

 Our 'hood is grey. 

It's been a rough couple of weeks.

Had root canal.

WILL PROBABLY NEED A ROOT CANAL THAT INSURANCE WON'T COVER

That's more than 2K that could go towards a down payment, closing costs, moving and stuff for the new home.

I'VE BEEN APPROVED FOR ALMOST TWICE THE AMOUNT I NEED.

 Just opened the letter. 

KING CHARLES III WAS CROWNED TODAY.

 His mother was crowned in 1953.

Eighteen pounds down, two to go!

Fifteen days and already the road to home ownership has taken so many twists and turns.

Sometimes I think we speak a different language in DC.

 janedoe@seductive.com

Looked at two co ops today.

I started blogging twenty years ago today.

I have seven months and five days to get out of the house.

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

 

 Panic in DC is trending. Don't scare me like that.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 8, 2023

I taught my @Uber driver a new English word: pimp. #uber #uberdriver

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 8, 2023

janedoe@seductive.com 

TRENDING LESBIANS

 

Lesbians are trending. So is #JaredFromSubway
🏳️‍🌈🥪

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 7, 2023

NEBENWIRKUNGEN

#OtherVaxxSideEffects I feel tired and weak all the time, have hardly any energy. ☹️💉

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 22, 2023

janedoe@seductive.com

 

HONEY, HONEY

 

Ate honey mustard on my sandwich 🥪 🍯 🥪 : pic.twitter.com/1P15R1We4J

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 6, 2023

janedoe@seductive.com 

THIS IS NOT A CHICKEN

I'm feeling Magrittian: #chicken #egg #eggs #hen #magritte #renemagritte #surreal #surrealism 🥚 pic.twitter.com/ztOeQHa4MG

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) January 28, 2023

RELAPSE

Think I’m having a relapse—drinking out of my Florida mug 🍊: pic.twitter.com/0XrHd7YySz

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) January 24, 2023

A FISHER-PRICE CHATTER PHONE WOULD BE BETTER

 

Our phones suck: pic.twitter.com/3VvIpEZuoI

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) January 14, 2023

CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION

I heard one can use dextromethorphan to make meth : #BetterCallSaul #BreakingBad #elcamino pic.twitter.com/IvCwMdjzFX

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) January 10, 2023

AT WORK:

Back at work: pic.twitter.com/s5uTagZFRF

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) January 7, 2023

Back at work

 janedoe@post.com

Now I have the flu, too.

 janedoe@seductive.com