Thursday, December 31, 2020
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
Saturday, November 07, 2020
Tuesday, November 03, 2020
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Monday, October 19, 2020
IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO LAST MONDAY THAT I TURNED IN THE KEYS TO THE CONDO.
It was one of the most awful days of my life.
Sunday, October 18, 2020
HAIL TO THE WHATEVER
A guy said "I like your shirt." I had to look down and see which one I was wearing😆:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Sunday, 18 October 2020
Some guy said I like your shirt. I had to look down and remember which one I was wearing. #Redskins #washingtonredskins #WashingtonFootball #NFL #NFLESPN pic.twitter.com/yrZ4SJe28E
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 18, 2020
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Friday, October 16, 2020
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
RIP Conchata Ferrell
I haven't felt this badly about a celebrity death in a while:
RIP Conchata Ferrell:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Tuesday, 13 October 2020
RIP Conchata Ferrell #friends #FriendsTvShow #mysticpizza #twoandahalfmen #westvirginia #wva https://t.co/XZqP6zpm2l
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 14, 2020
Monday, October 12, 2020
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ISSUES WITH COLUMBUS DAY
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Monday, 12 October 2020
October 12, 2020 – NATIONAL KICK BUTT DAY – NATIONAL FARMER’S DAY – NATIVE AMERICAN DAY – COLUMBUS DAY – NATIONAL SAVINGS DAY – NATIONAL FREETHOUGHT DAY – NATIONAL GUMBO DAY – NATIONAL ONLINE BANK DAY – NATIONAL VERMONT DAY https://t.co/d6F6nQVCLN
— NationalDayCalendar (@NationalDayCal) October 12, 2020
I FORGOT NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Monday, 12 October 2020
Happy #NationalComingOutDay pic.twitter.com/QJyysH92K8
— Tommy McFLY (@TommyMcFLY) October 11, 2020
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Saturday, October 10, 2020
Friday, October 09, 2020
Thursday, October 08, 2020
"TOOK A BUS TO CHINATOWN..."
Schultz/Fraites
Actually it was an Uber:
Chinatown should be re-named ghost town. #maskitorcasket #wearthedamnmask #endthelockdown #shelterinplace #SocialDistancing #SocialDistance #InThisTogether
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 9, 2020
Wednesday, October 07, 2020
AM I A BAD PERSON BECAUSE I FIND THIS FUNNY?
I'm sorry but I find this funny:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Tuesday, 6 October 2020
I'm sorry but I find this funny....
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 7, 2020
https://t.co/YpxN8KychB
Less than a year ago marching bands were playing this in the Nationals'
victory parade.
Tuesday, October 06, 2020
Monday, October 05, 2020
Sunday, October 04, 2020
"WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW COULD FILL A BOOK."
Dominic Chianese
I had forgotten how much I loved this show Reminds me of my relatives in Pennsylvania. My ex said they are too ethnic to be redneck:
Saturday, October 03, 2020
PROUD MAISIE
My hair needs combing. And and washing. I look like Proud Maisie. Kinda: pic.twitter.com/pTBTfnukiB
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 3, 2020
My hair needs combing. And washing. I look like Proud Maisie. Kinda:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Saturday, 3 October 2020
Friday, October 02, 2020
OH, MY SOUL!
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Friday, 2 October 2020
Oh, my soul! https://t.co/KGd8Xs53gl
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 3, 2020
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE QUIET MORNING AT WORK.
Today marks the 18th anniversary of the Beltway sniper shootings.
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Friday, 2 October 2020
Today marks the 18th anniversary of the Beltway sniper shootings.
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) October 2, 2020
TODAY IS THE FEAST OF THE GUARDIAN ANGELS
Today is the feast of the guardian angels:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Friday, 2 October 2020
Oct. 02 | Happy Feast Day Holy Guardian Angels! 🙏🏼
— 𝐻𝑜𝓁𝓎 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝓈 👼 (@amareangeli) October 1, 2020
Angel of God, my guardian dear, to whom God's love commits me here, ever this day, be at my side, to light and guard, rule and guide. Amen pic.twitter.com/5lN6OOirko
The Holy Guardian Angels...pray for us pic.twitter.com/BimXMrhLMk
— Tom Kearns (@Tpjkearns) October 2, 2020
The Feast of the Guardian Angels
— Memento Mori (@TempusFugit4016) October 2, 2020
The guardianship of the faithful is given by God into the hands of the angels. An Angel, visualizing an end to be attained, sees instantly the means necessary to achieve it. They are always present with us, and they assist us in all our actions. pic.twitter.com/c5TFaAP02w
Thursday, October 01, 2020
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON"
What should science/scientists be allowed to do? And what rights do "the rest of us" have?
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Tuesday, 29 September 2020
What should science/scientists be allowed to do? And what rights do "the rest of us" have? https://t.co/fkLpJ7sVAv
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) September 30, 2020
Today is the feast of the archangels:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Tuesday, 29 September 2020
Holy Archangels, pray for us. #StMichaelandAllAngels pic.twitter.com/gHOyl3NRiD
— Matt 4 EFTA 🇳🇴 🇮🇸 🇨🇭 🇱🇮🇬🇧 💰🦅🏁 (@sophianictract) September 26, 2020
Happy Feast of the Archangels pic.twitter.com/s0gcnVta0x
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) September 29, 2020
Monday, September 28, 2020
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Saturday, September 26, 2020
GOVERNOR NORTHAM AND HIS WIFE WERE BOTH DIAGNOSED WITH COVID:
https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-ralph-northam-archive-virginia-2d66657d8c5dee487a2d1a2e6ce9f913
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Saturday, 26 September 2020
On Wednesday evening, @FirstLadyVA and I were notified that a member of our official residence staff had developed symptoms and tested positive for #COVID19.
— Ralph Northam (@GovernorVA) September 25, 2020
We both received PCR nasal swab tests yesterday and both tested positive.https://t.co/bwReZWQfsw
JUST IN: Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam and first lady Pamela Northam test positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/5TJjlAK8Wv pic.twitter.com/uCwKB671kq
— The Hill (@thehill) September 25, 2020
Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam and his wife have both tested positive for the coronoavirus. The governor’s office said in a statement that he's showing no symptoms while those of Pam Northam are mild. https://t.co/hL6Q5znDdV
— The Associated Press (@AP) September 25, 2020
Friday, September 25, 2020
THERE WAS A FATAL SHOOTING NEXT TO OUR OFFICE
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Friday, 25 September 2020
Alert: Shooting Investigation in the 4500 block Western Avenue N.W.. Lookout for Black, Male wearing all black, 20'3-30's.
— Helicopters of DC (@HelicoptersofDC) September 25, 2020
Have info? Call (202) 727-9099/text 50411 via @DCPoliceDept pic.twitter.com/OiofGXqLJG
Thursday, September 24, 2020
GOT ANOTHER BLANK BOOK FROM AMAZON
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
I MAY HAVE MADE A NEW FRIEND
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Tuesday, 22 September 2020
Today is the first day of fall. The Hungarian word for fall is őszi #Autumn2020 #AutumnalEquinox #Autumn #Fall2020 #FallEquinox #fall #hungarian #magyar #magyarul #learnhungarian 🇭🇺🍃🍂🍁🌽🌛
— Kossuth House (@KossuthHouse) September 23, 2020
Monday, September 21, 2020
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Friday, September 18, 2020
I'M DEPRESSED
I failed the 1002 portion of the A+ certification exam by about 7%. 😢
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Friday, 18 September 2020
I'm bumming. I failed the 1002 part of the A+ certification exam by about 7% 😢
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) September 19, 2020
Thursday, September 17, 2020
ONE OF THE FOUNDATION GUYS TOLD ME I COULD BE A "HUGE HELP."
That makes me feel good, considering how beaten down I've felt.
NORDIC STORM AILA
I hear there are terrible storms in Finland. My cousin says she's never seen anything like it:
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Thursday, 17 September 2020
I hear there are terrible storms in Finland now. My cousin says she's never seen anything like it. Photo credit Satu Halonen: #Finland #Finlandia #suomi pic.twitter.com/dmZGZi6JPK
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) September 18, 2020
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
MY GOALS NOW THAT THE A+ CLASS IS OVER
1) To pass the 1002 portion of the certification exam
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
SINCE MAY I THINK I'VE HAD ABOUT SEVEN DAYS OFF
Today was the first one in a LONG time in which I didn't have a class. I spent the day doing very little except for a little doodling, video watching and web surfing.
Monday, September 14, 2020
Sunday, September 13, 2020
#SignsTheApocalypseHasArrived is trending on Twitter
#SignsTheApocalypseHasArrived is trending. 😢
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) September 13, 2020
#SignsTheApocalypseHasArrived is trending on Twitter. 😢
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Sunday, 13 September 2020
#SignsTheApocalypseHasArrived is trending on Twitter. 😢
Posted by Jane Hautanen on Sunday, 13 September 2020
Saturday, September 12, 2020
Friday, September 11, 2020
MY NEW BLANK BOOK ARRIVED
My new book: pic.twitter.com/oGadzbEuI6
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) September 12, 2020
Thursday, September 10, 2020
Tuesday, July 07, 2020
Wednesday, July 01, 2020
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Friday, June 26, 2020
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
SLEPT MORE, WENT TO WORK FEELING WIRED AND SHAKEY.
Monday, June 22, 2020
Sunday, June 21, 2020
Saturday, June 20, 2020
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
Monday, June 08, 2020
Sunday, June 07, 2020
Saturday, June 06, 2020
Friday, June 05, 2020
Thursday, June 04, 2020
Wednesday, June 03, 2020
Tuesday, June 02, 2020
Monday, June 01, 2020
Friday, May 29, 2020
Thursday, May 28, 2020
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
Monday, May 25, 2020
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
Years ago I read that we should not treat Martin Luther King day as a holiday--we should go to church, do volunteer work etc. I said if there were ever a Jane Hautanen Day people should be able to do whatever the fuck they want--have a party, go the beach, the mall, get drunk, get high, get laid, stare into space or just sleep if they wanted.
Sunday, May 24, 2020
Saturday, May 23, 2020
WHAT WOULD ANNE FRANK DO?
The Misuse of Anne Frank #annefrank https://t.co/tiUkVlZ5o6
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 24, 2020
WE SHOULD RE-NAME THIS "KOV-AID"
THINK GLOBALLY
A couple months ago Scandinavian Airlines did a TV spot which many people found insulting, and not just Scandinavians. It promoted travel and opening borders, saying that was good for everyone. Boy did that come to bite them on the behind. BTW, it was pulled off the air:
SOCIAL DISTANCING EAST GERMAN STYLE
Social Distancing East German style #Endsocialdistancing #fucksocialdistancing #ReOpenAmerica #reopenMD #ReopenVirginia : pic.twitter.com/GdoMvUOFXo
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 23, 2020
Friday, May 22, 2020
WHAT A WEEK
Thursday, May 21, 2020
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
MEDICAL WASTE
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
SHELTERING IN PLACE
AKTION T4
Part of the of the idea behind it was to save money. Some of the victims lived in nursing homes:
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 20, 2020
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?
Monday, May 18, 2020
UBER IS GOING DOWNHILL
"PROHIBITION HAS MADE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE"
2020 is becoming like 1920--growlers, speakeasies, crooks making huge profits.... #coronavirus #COVID #Quarantine pic.twitter.com/tIhiqi3Aqw
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 17, 2020
Sunday, May 17, 2020
Saturday, May 16, 2020
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
Friday, May 15, 2020
GOT A COUPLE LETTERS FROM THE DC DEPARTMENT OF EMPLOYMENT
WASH YOUR HANDS!
#stayathome #stayhomewithme #BabySharkHandWashChallenge https://t.co/QE3mzHTSAw
— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 3, 2020
שַׁבָּת שָׁלוֹם
Thursday, May 14, 2020
FLASH IN THE TRAIN
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU THINK YOU’RE BEING FOLLOWED, GET AWAY AND TELL SOMEONE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE THINKING YOU’RE PARANOID, A RACIST ETC. MY LIFE WOULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT IF I HAD DONE THAT SEVEN YEARS AGO.
MARCH SADNESS
March Madness indeed! 🏀 #spursup #winanyway— 🎙Amy Morris ☀️ (@amorris991) March 12, 2020
BACK IN THE USSR
THE LUCKY ONE
PEOPLE MOST AFFECTED BY THE QUARANTINE
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
TARDE DE MAYO
Went outside for the first time since Monday. It’s the kind of May afternoon people write about. (Note: the picture was taken earlier, just haven’t had the chance to share yet). #endquarantine #fuckquarantine #endsocialdistancing #fucksocialdistancing pic.twitter.com/eIUrGOt8Xk— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 13, 2020
BORED
janedoe@seductive.com
TRAIN, TRAIN
janedoe@seductive.com
“SHEDDING “
When I hear shedding I think of this: #CoronaWillEndSoon #CoronavirusUSA #CoronavirusOutbreak #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVID19 #Covid_19 #COVIDー19 #COVID https://t.co/itXzhqdjEY— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 13, 2020
PEOPLE CAN PRETEND WHAT THEY WANT
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
WHO WAS THAT MASKED WOMAN?
A Facebook friend suggested I make this into my profile pic so I did. She also said I look like Hot Lips on M*A*S*H. Loretta Switt IS Polish...
THESE LOOK LIKE SMART BEES!
These look like smart bees! #MurderHornets #MurderHornet #QuarantineLife #Quarantine #QuarantineFun pic.twitter.com/dEv42Jn6Og— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 12, 2020
Remember the killer bees?
A GOOD THING ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS:
It’s chilly back here in Canada!— Moaning Markle (parody) (@SparkleMeghan) March 12, 2020
Unfortunately Harry has a runny nose, so I will be quarantining him until after Christmas.
I’ve been through his Blackberry and cancelled all his events.
I also accidentally deleted all his contacts. Oopsie! #Meghan#CoronavirusPandemic pic.twitter.com/gAMZ5F4vuR
I DON’T HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS
Honestly, If I had any thought I was positive I would not have posted on social media until I was 100% sure.
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
Wow, this song is over 30 years old: https://t.co/seWQ2tCld4— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 12, 2020
I GOT A NOTE
Will Governor Hogan be getting letters from Juan Epstein’s mother explaining why we have to be on the street? #Coronavirustruth #Covid_19 #TheLockdown #ChineseVirus #ChinaVirus #pandemic #Quarantine #TheLockdown #WuhanVirus pic.twitter.com/ba0FCppsJ2— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) March 30, 2020
THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
Two people in the other building where I work have tested positive but one was a visitor and I doubt I had contact to the other one.
HE WROTE ME A LETTER
Because I work in an “essential” industry I have a letter from Homeland Security saying I am allowed on the street. So far I have not needed to show it but I carry it everywhere.
Monday, May 11, 2020
GOOD MORNING, WORLD, IT’S A BRAND NEW DAY!
Good morning, world, it’s a brand new day! (With Polish subtitles yet) #goodmorning #GoodMorningTwitterWorld #GoodMorningWorld #GoodmorningTwitter #BreakingBad #BetterCallSaul #ElCamino https://t.co/bpUbljrEFc— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 11, 2020
Sunday, May 10, 2020
KEEPING IT MORE REAL
For Mother’s Day I am wearing my Hungarian Princess T . Also because the one I was wearing was starting to smell: #MothersDay #mothersday2020 pic.twitter.com/dTunbdCpwE— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 10, 2020
FLATTENING THE CURVE
SCHRÖDINGER’S VIRUS
#coronavirus #CoronavirusUSA #coronavirusmemes #CoronavirusOutbreak #CoronavirusPandemic pic.twitter.com/sEkEESzBXH— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 22, 2020
WHAT HAPPENED
WHERE THIS STUFF COMES FROM
You can see more posts on www.facebook.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher .
Sunday, March 15, 2020
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Saturday, February 08, 2020
DECISIONS, DECISIONS OR PICK YOUR PASSION
Pick a poet
Pick a plight
Pick a plane
Or bus or train or
Pick a flight
Pick a school a job apartment
Pick a car
Pick a wish a hope a dream or pick a star
Pick a country, pick a city
What you will
Pick a problem
Pick a poison
Pick a thrill
Pick a doctor,
Pick a nurse
Or pick a pill
Pick a number,
Pick a letter does it matter?
Might as well pick pennies, pitch 'em in the water.
I saw at least one poetry open mic online. Couldn't find any of my old ones so made up a new one.