Jane Hautanen (Jane Doe) attempts to improve her blog, and not doing a very good job of it
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Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
THE JOY OF PAINTING
I HAVE A CT SCAN SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY
The receptionist could not see me on the phone and asked if I weighed less than 400 pounds. I told her I didn't even weigh half that.
Monday, February 26, 2018
MAGNETIC POETRY
My little box of get well word magnets arrived today. So I am trying to write poetry again, something I have not done in a long time. Here goes:
Sunday, February 25, 2018
UBER REACTING
What is this, some kind of millennial participation trophy thing in which everyone's a winner and ever driver deserves 5 stars? Just because the driver's skills could be improved upon doesn't mean I want him/her fired #uber https://t.co/KMffyRoiah via @Cosmopolitan— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 24, 2018
Saturday, February 24, 2018
I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY STILL MADE THESE
I am not sick but I have not been feeling well since November. And I need to go through years' worth of emotional healing. So I am starting out writing poetry when these arrive in the mail:
Friday, February 23, 2018
HAPPY TWITTERVERSARY, BABY!
Wow, my ninth Twitterversary. It's so pretty! #MyTwitterAnniversary pic.twitter.com/RFYZXvyyXZ— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) February 23, 2018
Sunday, February 18, 2018
Friday, February 16, 2018
Thursday, February 15, 2018
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Saturday, February 10, 2018
Monday, February 05, 2018
WHAT IS PROBABLY GOING ON AT NBC
I am feeling better about myself. I never caused an entire network to go to black during a Super Bowl:
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