Saturday, October 29, 2016
#SCARIERTHANGHOSTS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER
Most of the tweets are political and/or not very funny. In Gone with the Wind Scarlett's son was more scared of Yankees than of ghosts.
Friday, October 28, 2016
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Saturday, October 22, 2016
CYBER ATTACK
The only one I was on at the time was Twitter and it seemed fine: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2016/10/21/cyber-attack-takes-down-east-coast-netflix-spotify-twitter/92507806
YEARS AGO I SAW THIS ON A GREETING CARD AT THE DELAWARE ART MUSEUM GIFT SHOP
It said "I'd Parrish without you."
I WAS WALKING DOWN 18TH ST IN MY PENS TEE AND SOME ASSHOLE SAID "FUCK THE PENGUINS."
I said "go fuck yourself. Apparently no one else will."
Friday, October 21, 2016
THE BAD NEWS IS MY PROPERTY IS STILL IN FORECLOSURE
The good news is they still haven't found a buyer for it so theoretically I still have a chance of buying it back.
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, October 20, 2016
FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY I WAS BEATEN AND ROBBED
I chose this picture because the two men who were walking me home were hurt worse than I was.
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
SAW THE 2013 VERSION OF CARRIE ON MTV
Thanks to social media there are so many more ways to humiliate people. Then less than 23 years after the original movie came out there was Columbine. And more school violence after that. Probably no one envisioned it in 1976.
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
FUN WITH PHONE REPS
1st Rep: You know there is a bus that goes to the hospital and we can provide you with bus fare?
Me: I'm going to a podiatrist -- did you think maybe my feet hurt?
Conversation with 2nd Rep
Me: I need to make an appointment with M____ and to see a phlebotomist first.
2nd Rep: Did your doctor tell you to get labs?
Me: Yes, she did. Do you think I do it because it's fun? (Ok, there are actually sick freaks who WOULD find this fun)
Monday, October 17, 2016
Sunday, October 16, 2016
FORTY AUTUMNS
This woman is from Falls Church, also went to Thomas Jefferson: http://www.ninawillner.com
Saturday, October 15, 2016
Friday, October 14, 2016
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
TIPPING $5.00 ON A $65.00 TAB?
I don't want to see you burn in hell but I would like to see you itch in Purgatory.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, October 09, 2016
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED ABOUT MY MOM IN FLORIDA SHIE IS AT AUNT IRENE'S IN PENNSYLVANIA AND QUITE FINE.
She got there well before the hurricane hit. As far as I know Mom's cat, Peppy, is fine, too.
Saturday, October 08, 2016
MOM WAS HESITANT ABOUT WATCHING "LUCIFER"
Then I told her Lucifer told a guy he deserved a raging case of crabs. Now she wants to see it.