On a steroid high

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TODAY IS THE FEAST OF THE ARCHANGELS

See http://catholicexchange.com/the-mighty-archangels

SHIMON PERES DIED

C said something like "another old Jew" dying. It was him, not me. 

RIP Arnold Palmer

IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS AND FIFTY MINUTES TO GO A LITTLE MORE THAN ELEVEN MILES.

Thanks, WMATA. 

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HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL!

I used it to bury Patapsco's ashes. 

Aspirin+Hot bath+Aspercreme+Acetominophin

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IT'S GOOD TO BE PAIN-FREE

And edema-free. 

MUSIC TO JACK OFF BY

I'm embarrassed to ask but who wrote this, Philip Glass? See https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Al_Q/k-y-intense-symphony

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Watching the Vikings-Packers game and looking at the guys' bums.

I FIND THE WORD "HAMSTURD" FUNNY.

I hang with crude peeps online and IRL. I worry I will become as crude as they are. 

SAW THE FOOT GUY

My right leg is swollen--gonna have to wait a week to see someone. 

Harvest Moon!

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FINALLY HAD MY BIRTHDAY DINNER WITH K

Ended up filling in for C. 

Person struck by train in Suitland (Green line)

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DONALD TRUMP'S FACE LOOKED ORANGE ON ONE OF OUR MONITORS

I should rent this. L was over 50 and had NEVER seen it. 

COLOUR ME PISSED

Adult colouring books are very in:

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PNEUMONIA

If she has a thyroid disorder as I and at least one other person suspect, maybe the disorder will get more attention. And people will stop saying we'd just feel better if we'd get more exercise. 

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TODAY IS ADAMS MORGAN DAY

See http://www.adamsmorganday2016.com

NEVER FORGET

I will never forget exactly where I was fifteen years ago today. September 11th is not a good day, period. It marks the anniversary of the day my ex married his third wife (it was also Rosh Hashanah) and the day I adopted my baby boy Puzzle.

WRONG AGAIN, MAUDE:

DISCREDITED THEORIES/MODELS WE PUT SO MUCH FAITH IN FOR SO MANY YEARS

1) Freud
2) Jellinek
3) Kinsey
4) Masters and Johnson
5) Shannon and Weaver

TRYING TO GET SOME REST

Yesterday was the first day since July that I haven't worked at least one hour. 

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Today is the the feast of the nativity of Our Lady.

WONDERFUL.

First my relatives think I'm gay, now they want to know if I'm on drugs.

GOT MY HAIR PERMED.

I am trying to avoid other humans until I am allowed to wash my hair again. 

OBSERVED LABOR DAY BY LABORING

So what else is new?

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