Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016
Friday, August 26, 2016
OMG!
#Hipsterclassifieds is trending on Twitter and it's hysterical: https://twitter.com/hashtag/HipsterClassifieds?src=tren
#hipsterclassifieds Wanted: Vintage apartment in gentrified neighbourhood convenient to bike path/mass transit for < $300/mo.
#hipsterclassifieds Wanted: Vintage apartment in gentrified neighbourhood convenient to bike path/mass transit for < $300/mo.
#hipsterclassifieds Wanted: vegan earth-worshipping
bicycle-riding roommate who can pay more than $2000/mo to share my vintage
apartment.
#hipsterclassifieds Recent grad w/liberal arts degree
seeks job w/socially conscious employer. Must pay @ least 100K/yr starting
salary.
#hipsterclassifieds For rent: phone booth converted
into apartment in recently gentrified neighbourhood $3000/mo.
#hipsterclassifieds New bakery opening: our products
are vegan, gluten, GMO-free and flavour-free. They also make great bookmarks,
shoe liners etc.
#hipsterclassifieds Gluten-sensitive lactose
intolerant woman with adult ADHD seeks socially conscious compassionate guy
w/great health insurance
#Hipsterclassifeds: Free-range cage-free purebred rescue
puppies free to vegan gluten- free home in diverse neighbourhood.
#Hipsterclassifeds: Progressive start up company looking for
open-minded people w/advanced degrees. We can’t pay cash, but we will
compensate you with Whole Foods gift cards.
#Hipsterclassifeds: For rent: vintage apartment, diverse
neighbourhood near public transportation. No, we don’t accept blog help,
massages or obsolete electronic equipment in place of rent money.
#Hipsterclassifieds Safe space available to nurse your hurt
feelings whether justified or not.
#Hipsterclassifieds Help! Can’t afford to live in my
neighbourhood now that it’s been gentrified and my socially conscious company
has downsized us.
#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Want to take a trip to Costa Rica,
don’t get paid vacation time and can’t afford airfare.
#Hipsterclassifieds Hurt feelings support group. Meets in
basement of non-denominational house of worship. Organic refreshments served.
#Hipsterclassifieds Free-range vegan gluten-free breast-fed
M ISO F w/ job, car, place to live.
#Hipsterclassifieds New tattoo parlour. We tattoo all body
parts in all languages, even English.
#Hipsterclassifieds Free babysitter needed for my ADD twins while
I do volunteer work. Can pay w/Starbucks or Urban Outfitter gift cards
#Hipsterclassifieds Unpaid internship: Looking for people
who want to give back/make a difference. No guarantee of permanent employment.
#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must be able to cook
gluten-free vegan meals for ADHD triplets, have own car, flexible sched. $8/hr
#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Taking a mission trip to
Africa, costs more than I thought, parents unwilling to pay for it.
#Hipsterclassifieds Environmentally conscious corp ISO
unpaid interns-no guarantee of a job ever but will write a letter of
recommendation
#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must have advanced
degree, speak at least 3 languages and not resort to TV as entertainment.
$8/hr.
#Hipsterclassifieds Progressive employer offering unpaid internship. Great on
the job experience but no guarantee of future employment.
#Hipsterclassifieds ISO childcare-must have own
transportation, references, be able to teach music/art, know infant CPR $8/hr.
#Hipsterclassifieds ISO massage therapist, must be
licensed/certified, willing to be paid w/used records, vintage clothes or yoga
lessons.
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Monday, August 22, 2016
THE PLAY'S THE THING
I want to write a play about a couple whose son has a disability. Over the years they find out who their real friends are. I also want to write a show about an immigrant family who starts a car dealership.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, August 21, 2016
BORED SICK
Boredom really does that to you. It's draining to the point where you just want to go to bed.
Monday, August 15, 2016
Her Glorious Assumption
Her Glorious Assumption: I once asked a college theology class if anyone could explain the doctrine of the Assumption. A student replied, “yeah, that’s the teaching whereby the Catholic Church ‘assumes’ that Mary is in heaven.” There’s a bit more to it than that. The Church does not just “assume” that any canonized saint in is in heaven. …
Tuesday, August 09, 2016
Monday, August 08, 2016
SAW AN OLD EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER SVU
I'm impressed. They thought of stuff I had never heard of, let alone dreamed of.
Sunday, August 07, 2016
THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
We're running this as a PSA. S asked if the kids were ok. You're never ok after something like this: https://www.fbi.gov/video-repository/fbi-seeks-wanted-serial-child-abductor.mp4/file_view
Saturday, August 06, 2016
Friday, August 05, 2016
Thursday, August 04, 2016
Wednesday, August 03, 2016
ONE OF MY FAVES
An excellent, if long book, but doesn't quite rank up there with the Water Method Man: https://new.vk.com/doc219407793_323851944?hash=2a1ba64d837fa38d25&dl=548b7fdb5624516827
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, August 02, 2016
ANOTHER SHITBAG ALERT
Another scumbag alert: If you get a phone call from 252-370-9036 this is a fraudster. Tell him you’re onto him and report this slime to local law enforcement.
SHITBAG ALERT
If you get a phone call from 646-448-0368 this is a fraudster. He calls himself Kevin. Tell him you’re onto him and report this son of a bitch to local law enforcement.