Jane Hautanen (Jane Doe) attempts to improve her blog, and not doing a very good job of it
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Saturday, December 31, 2016
Friday, December 30, 2016
Thursday, December 29, 2016
WENT TO PROMPTCARE AGAIN
Pus in my ear, O2 sat's still low. Am on Cipro, which makes me wanna puke but the guy said the next step would be IV antibiotics in a hospital. He also told me not to lift heavy weights, not that I look like a woman who does that.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Monday, December 26, 2016
Sunday, December 25, 2016
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Friday, December 23, 2016
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Monday, December 19, 2016
Sunday, December 18, 2016
ZSA ZSA GABOR DEAD AT 99
We tend to live a long time except for Grandpap Vereb and Grandma Kozma. Not sure if Uncle Louie counted as he died in the war:
CLOCKWORK SNOOPY
I'll never look at Peanuts the same way again. Bought a new eyeliner that unfortunately makes me look like that.
Saturday, December 17, 2016
2016 IS ALMOST OVER
Not sure if I mentioned the 30th anniversary of the Chernobyl meltdown or the 60th anniversary of the Hungarian revolution.
Friday, December 16, 2016
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Monday, December 12, 2016
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Saturday, December 10, 2016
Friday, December 09, 2016
Thursday, December 08, 2016
The Immaculate Conception
The Immaculate Conception: St. Ann conceived Mary, not by the power of the Holy Spirit as Jesus was conceived, but by normal means. However, when she was conceived in her mother’s womb, Mary was without the stain of original sin. This was a special grace granted by God. Truly, this was what God had willed for all mankind, …
The Immaculate Conception
The Immaculate Conception: St. Ann conceived Mary, not by the power of the Holy Spirit as Jesus was conceived, but by normal means. However, when she was conceived in her mother’s womb, Mary was without the stain of original sin. This was a special grace granted by God. Truly, this was what God had willed for all mankind, …
Wednesday, December 07, 2016
Tuesday, December 06, 2016
Monday, December 05, 2016
Sunday, December 04, 2016
Saturday, December 03, 2016
Friday, December 02, 2016
Thursday, December 01, 2016
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT WOODY ALLEN AND HIS PERSONAL LIFE
Most sex scenes are more like scenes from his movies than your run of the mill rom com.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Today is the feast of St Andrew:
My great grandfather and great uncle were both called Andrew (Andreas)
https://www.ewtn.com/Devotionals/prayers/Christmas_Anticipation.htm
https://www.ewtn.com/Devotionals/prayers/Christmas_Anticipation.htm
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
GIVING TUESDAY
Today is Giving Tuesday, following Black
Friday, Small Business Saturday, CyberMonday...
Here is a list of charities that could use your help if you can't think of any:
Monday, November 28, 2016
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Saturday, November 26, 2016
RIP RON GLASS
RIP Ron Glass https://t.co/377DOqIrS8— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) November 27, 2016
I NOW HAVE FIVE SURGICAL INCISIONS
Plus screws in my foot, a Maryland Bridge and an implant. And I've been part of a couple NIH studies and outside drug trials and am registered with the National Marrow Registry. And I have a tattoo. No, it won't be hard to identify me.
Friday, November 25, 2016
FLORENCE HENDERSON DEAD AT 82
In the movie "Smile" an ambitious mama asks a pageant judge if her daughter has any chances of a musical career. His answer is "only if Florence Henderson dies."
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Thursday, November 24, 2016
THIS COULD APPLY TO CHRISTMAS, TOO
And Chanukah. And Passover. And Easter: http://catholicexchange.com/breaking-bread-broken-thanksgiving-table
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Monday, November 21, 2016
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Saturday, November 19, 2016
Dreamt I was still in the hospital.
A bunch of people came to see me--didn't recognize some of them.
Friday, November 18, 2016
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Monday, November 14, 2016
Sunday, November 13, 2016
Supermoon!
See http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/what-is-a-supermoon-and-when-can-i-see-the-largest-moon-in-70-ye
Saturday, November 12, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Wednesday, November 09, 2016
Tuesday, November 08, 2016
DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE US PRESIDENCY.
It's kind of cool to be running the board while my old boss is hosting the network show.
Monday, November 07, 2016
Sunday, November 06, 2016
SUFFRAGETTE CITY
Another
reason to vote if you haven’t already: Members of Catholic Daughters of the
Americas Court Kavanaugh #54 (my mom’s and my court) were some of the
original suffragettes who were arrested demanding the right to vote. It would
be an insult to their memory NOT to vote: http://www.catholicdaughters.org
WELL, ISN'T THAT SPECIAL
Some things never get old. Funny at the beginning and end, meh at the middle.
Saturday, November 05, 2016
Friday, November 04, 2016
I VOTED, TOO:
I have been voting since I was 18 and this was the WORST VOTING EXPERIENCE EVER.
1) I waited one hour and 34 minutes before I voted, which took all of two minutes.
2) It was hot in the building. And crowded.
3) No food or drinks were allowed so I couldn't drink anything to cool off.
4) Couldn't sit.
5) No wireless.
And it's even worse in Maryland. D says he waited TWO HOURS and went home in disgust. Maybe that's just Baltimore.
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Thursday, November 03, 2016
Wednesday, November 02, 2016
TODAY IS ALL SOULS' DAY
Prayed for the souls in Purgatory when I was in the hospital. If you don't believe in Hell, take the 42 bus to Mount Pleasant during evening rush hour.
Tuesday, November 01, 2016
TODAY IS ALL SAINTS DAY
Feast of All Saints: Today is the Feast of All Saints, which is celebrated every November 1. By the fourth century, this Feast of All Martyrs, as it was then known, was celebrated on May 13. The words “martyr” and “saint” originally meant basically the same thing — someone who is a witness to Christ even unto death. The …
Monday, October 31, 2016
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Saturday, October 29, 2016
#SCARIERTHANGHOSTS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER
Most of the tweets are political and/or not very funny. In Gone with the Wind Scarlett's son was more scared of Yankees than of ghosts.
Friday, October 28, 2016
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Monday, October 24, 2016
Sunday, October 23, 2016
Saturday, October 22, 2016
CYBER ATTACK
The only one I was on at the time was Twitter and it seemed fine: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2016/10/21/cyber-attack-takes-down-east-coast-netflix-spotify-twitter/92507806
Friday, October 21, 2016
THE BAD NEWS IS MY PROPERTY IS STILL IN FORECLOSURE
The good news is they still haven't found a buyer for it so theoretically I still have a chance of buying it back.
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Thursday, October 20, 2016
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
SAW THE 2013 VERSION OF CARRIE ON MTV
Thanks to social media there are so many more ways to humiliate people. Then less than 23 years after the original movie came out there was Columbine. And more school violence after that. Probably no one envisioned it in 1976.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2016
FUN WITH PHONE REPS
1st Rep: You know there is a bus that goes to the hospital and we can provide you with bus fare?
Me: I'm going to a podiatrist -- did you think maybe my feet hurt?
Conversation with 2nd Rep
Me: I need to make an appointment with M____ and to see a phlebotomist first.
2nd Rep: Did your doctor tell you to get labs?
Me: Yes, she did. Do you think I do it because it's fun? (Ok, there are actually sick freaks who WOULD find this fun)
Monday, October 17, 2016
Sunday, October 16, 2016
FORTY AUTUMNS
This woman is from Falls Church, also went to Thomas Jefferson: http://www.ninawillner.com
Saturday, October 15, 2016
Friday, October 14, 2016
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
TIPPING $5.00 ON A $65.00 TAB?
I don't want to see you burn in hell but I would like to see you itch in Purgatory.
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Sunday, October 09, 2016
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ASKED ABOUT MY MOM IN FLORIDA SHIE IS AT AUNT IRENE'S IN PENNSYLVANIA AND QUITE FINE.
She got there well before the hurricane hit. As far as I know Mom's cat, Peppy, is fine, too.
Saturday, October 08, 2016
MOM WAS HESITANT ABOUT WATCHING "LUCIFER"
Then I told her Lucifer told a guy he deserved a raging case of crabs. Now she wants to see it.
Friday, October 07, 2016
Thursday, October 06, 2016
Wednesday, October 05, 2016
Tuesday, October 04, 2016
Monday, October 03, 2016
Sunday, October 02, 2016
Saturday, October 01, 2016
Friday, September 30, 2016
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Monday, September 26, 2016
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Thursday, September 22, 2016
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Monday, September 19, 2016
MUSIC TO JACK OFF BY
I'm embarrassed to ask but who wrote this, Philip Glass? See https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Al_Q/k-y-intense-symphony
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Sunday, September 18, 2016
Saturday, September 17, 2016
I FIND THE WORD "HAMSTURD" FUNNY.
I hang with crude peeps online and IRL. I worry I will become as crude as they are.
Friday, September 16, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
DONALD TRUMP'S FACE LOOKED ORANGE ON ONE OF OUR MONITORS
I should rent this. L was over 50 and had NEVER seen it.
Monday, September 12, 2016
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PNEUMONIA
If she has a thyroid disorder as I and at least one other person suspect, maybe the disorder will get more attention. And people will stop saying we'd just feel better if we'd get more exercise.
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Sunday, September 11, 2016
NEVER FORGET
I will never forget exactly where I was fifteen years ago today. September 11th is not a good day, period. It marks the anniversary of the day my ex married his third wife (it was also Rosh Hashanah) and the day I adopted my baby boy Puzzle.
Saturday, September 10, 2016
DISCREDITED THEORIES/MODELS WE PUT SO MUCH FAITH IN FOR SO MANY YEARS
1) Freud
2) Jellinek
3) Kinsey
4) Masters and Johnson
5) Shannon and Weaver
2) Jellinek
3) Kinsey
4) Masters and Johnson
5) Shannon and Weaver
Friday, September 09, 2016
TRYING TO GET SOME REST
Yesterday was the first day since July that I haven't worked at least one hour.
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Thursday, September 08, 2016
Wednesday, September 07, 2016
Tuesday, September 06, 2016
Monday, September 05, 2016
Sunday, September 04, 2016
Saturday, September 03, 2016
Friday, September 02, 2016
Thursday, September 01, 2016
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016
Sunday, August 28, 2016
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Friday, August 26, 2016
OMG!
#Hipsterclassifieds is trending on Twitter and it's hysterical: https://twitter.com/hashtag/HipsterClassifieds?src=tren
#hipsterclassifieds Wanted: Vintage apartment in gentrified neighbourhood convenient to bike path/mass transit for < $300/mo.
#hipsterclassifieds Wanted: Vintage apartment in gentrified neighbourhood convenient to bike path/mass transit for < $300/mo.
#hipsterclassifieds Wanted: vegan earth-worshipping
bicycle-riding roommate who can pay more than $2000/mo to share my vintage
apartment.
#hipsterclassifieds Recent grad w/liberal arts degree
seeks job w/socially conscious employer. Must pay @ least 100K/yr starting
salary.
#hipsterclassifieds For rent: phone booth converted
into apartment in recently gentrified neighbourhood $3000/mo.
#hipsterclassifieds New bakery opening: our products
are vegan, gluten, GMO-free and flavour-free. They also make great bookmarks,
shoe liners etc.
#hipsterclassifieds Gluten-sensitive lactose
intolerant woman with adult ADHD seeks socially conscious compassionate guy
w/great health insurance
#Hipsterclassifeds: Free-range cage-free purebred rescue
puppies free to vegan gluten- free home in diverse neighbourhood.
#Hipsterclassifeds: Progressive start up company looking for
open-minded people w/advanced degrees. We can’t pay cash, but we will
compensate you with Whole Foods gift cards.
#Hipsterclassifeds: For rent: vintage apartment, diverse
neighbourhood near public transportation. No, we don’t accept blog help,
massages or obsolete electronic equipment in place of rent money.
#Hipsterclassifieds Safe space available to nurse your hurt
feelings whether justified or not.
#Hipsterclassifieds Help! Can’t afford to live in my
neighbourhood now that it’s been gentrified and my socially conscious company
has downsized us.
#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Want to take a trip to Costa Rica,
don’t get paid vacation time and can’t afford airfare.
#Hipsterclassifieds Hurt feelings support group. Meets in
basement of non-denominational house of worship. Organic refreshments served.
#Hipsterclassifieds Free-range vegan gluten-free breast-fed
M ISO F w/ job, car, place to live.
#Hipsterclassifieds New tattoo parlour. We tattoo all body
parts in all languages, even English.
#Hipsterclassifieds Free babysitter needed for my ADD twins while
I do volunteer work. Can pay w/Starbucks or Urban Outfitter gift cards
#Hipsterclassifieds Unpaid internship: Looking for people
who want to give back/make a difference. No guarantee of permanent employment.
#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must be able to cook
gluten-free vegan meals for ADHD triplets, have own car, flexible sched. $8/hr
#Hipsterclassifieds Gofundme: Taking a mission trip to
Africa, costs more than I thought, parents unwilling to pay for it.
#Hipsterclassifieds Environmentally conscious corp ISO
unpaid interns-no guarantee of a job ever but will write a letter of
recommendation
#Hipsterclassifieds Babysitter wanted-must have advanced
degree, speak at least 3 languages and not resort to TV as entertainment.
$8/hr.
#Hipsterclassifieds Progressive employer offering unpaid internship. Great on
the job experience but no guarantee of future employment.
#Hipsterclassifieds ISO childcare-must have own
transportation, references, be able to teach music/art, know infant CPR $8/hr.
#Hipsterclassifieds ISO massage therapist, must be
licensed/certified, willing to be paid w/used records, vintage clothes or yoga
lessons.
Occasional babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week.
To babysit high energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have
skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red
line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional
babysitter needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high
energy seven year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing,
arts and crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two
strong references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter
needed. Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven
year old without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and
crafts, piano. Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong
references. Ages 25 and up only. $15 per hour.Occasional babysitter needed.
Weekends and sometimes during the week. To babysit high energy seven year old
without resorting to TV. Nice to have skills: drawing, arts and crafts, piano.
Van Ness and Connecticut, near red line Metro. Need two strong references. Ages
25 and up only. $15 per hour.
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Monday, August 22, 2016
THE PLAY'S THE THING
I want to write a play about a couple whose son has a disability. Over the years they find out who their real friends are. I also want to write a show about an immigrant family who starts a car dealership.
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Sunday, August 21, 2016
BORED SICK
Boredom really does that to you. It's draining to the point where you just want to go to bed.
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Friday, August 19, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Monday, August 15, 2016
Her Glorious Assumption
Her Glorious Assumption: I once asked a college theology class if anyone could explain the doctrine of the Assumption. A student replied, “yeah, that’s the teaching whereby the Catholic Church ‘assumes’ that Mary is in heaven.” There’s a bit more to it than that. The Church does not just “assume” that any canonized saint in is in heaven. …
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Saturday, August 13, 2016
Friday, August 12, 2016
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, August 09, 2016
Monday, August 08, 2016
SAW AN OLD EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER SVU
I'm impressed. They thought of stuff I had never heard of, let alone dreamed of.
Sunday, August 07, 2016
THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
We're running this as a PSA. S asked if the kids were ok. You're never ok after something like this: https://www.fbi.gov/video-repository/fbi-seeks-wanted-serial-child-abductor.mp4/file_view
Saturday, August 06, 2016
Friday, August 05, 2016
Thursday, August 04, 2016
Wednesday, August 03, 2016
ONE OF MY FAVES
An excellent, if long book, but doesn't quite rank up there with the Water Method Man: https://new.vk.com/doc219407793_323851944?hash=2a1ba64d837fa38d25&dl=548b7fdb5624516827
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Tuesday, August 02, 2016
ANOTHER SHITBAG ALERT
Another scumbag alert: If you get a phone call from 252-370-9036 this is a fraudster. Tell him you’re onto him and report this slime to local law enforcement.
SHITBAG ALERT
If you get a phone call from 646-448-0368 this is a fraudster. He calls himself Kevin. Tell him you’re onto him and report this son of a bitch to local law enforcement.
Monday, August 01, 2016
Sunday, July 31, 2016
Saturday, July 30, 2016
ANGLES BAR CLOSES FOR THE LAST TIME AT TWO AM EASTERN SUNDAY AUGUST 31ST
Too many people and things leaving my life.
IT'S 2016
Unless you are at least 100 years old, have a severe disability, it's against your religion or you live on a remote island, get Internet access. And I think even a lot of islands have Internet now. I'm not saying BUY a computer, I'm saying get ACCESS to one, whether it's in a library, community center or belongs to your child/grandchild. By not having internet access not only are you limiting yourself, you are also making other people's lives harder.
Friday, July 29, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Monday, July 25, 2016
Saturday, July 23, 2016
GOT AN EMAIL FROM CVS ASKING ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE AT THEIR CLEVELAND PARK STORE.
They asked what could have made it better:
1) Tell your cashiers NOT to engage in idle chatter with customers if there's a line, even if there is just one person waiting. This applies to all stores, not CVS. Believe it or not, F is disappointed when cashiers DON'T engage him in conversation.
2) Have Flintstones sour gummi vitamins.
1) Tell your cashiers NOT to engage in idle chatter with customers if there's a line, even if there is just one person waiting. This applies to all stores, not CVS. Believe it or not, F is disappointed when cashiers DON'T engage him in conversation.
2) Have Flintstones sour gummi vitamins.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW?
World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia (from @Truthdig): Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world’s largest “fart-in” to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.
- 2016/06/17
- 2016/06/17
Friday, July 22, 2016
Thursday, July 21, 2016
FUNERAL PLANS FOR BILL BROWN
Viewings Friday July 22 from 2-4:00 PM and 6-8:00 PM at Money and King Funeral Home, 171 Maple Ave Vienna, VA
Mass at St. Thomas More Cathedral in Arlington 11:00 AM Saturday July 23
Lunch immediately after at the cathedral
Burial at Ft. Lincoln Cemetery in Brentwood, MD at 2:00 PM, same day.
Mass at St. Thomas More Cathedral in Arlington 11:00 AM Saturday July 23
Lunch immediately after at the cathedral
Burial at Ft. Lincoln Cemetery in Brentwood, MD at 2:00 PM, same day.
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
TRUMP DUMP
Everyone is making fun of Melania Trump's speech in Cleveland, saying she plagiarized Michelle Obama of all people. It's trending on Twitter and Facebook -- #famousmelaniatrumpquotes
www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
www.twitter.com/thejanechannel
www.twitter.com/janedoesfood
www.facebook.com/snipercatcher
www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
www.twitter.com/thejanechannel
www.twitter.com/janedoesfood
www.facebook.com/snipercatcher
Monday, July 18, 2016
Sunday, July 17, 2016
Saturday, July 16, 2016
RIP, BILL BROWN, AGE 93
Born in Washington, DC, served in WWII, member of the Knights of Columbus. Died in Fairfax County this morning.
Friday, July 15, 2016
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Sunday, July 10, 2016
Saturday, July 09, 2016
I DO NOT READ RUSSIAN OR GREEK WELL AND I CANNOT READ ANY OTHER ALPHABETS.
If you are gonna Tweet/Text/Email me in any language not using the Latin alphabet I probably will not respond.
Thursday, July 07, 2016
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Tuesday, July 05, 2016
Monday, July 04, 2016
Sunday, July 03, 2016
I THINK OFTEN OF IRVING KANAREK
Charles Manson's original attorney. Vincent Bugliosi says Kanarek fought as though he were personally on trial.
Saturday, July 02, 2016
Friday, July 01, 2016
CLEAR PEPSI IS COMING BACK
But why? So is syphilis. And tuberculosis: http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/crystal-pepsi-coming-stores-nationwide/304750
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HEY YOU ON THE BUS/TRAIN, IN THE LIBRARY
People can hear what you're listening even if you have your headphones on. And it's really annoying.
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Thursday, June 30, 2016
SOME OLD DUDE LOOKED AT MY IPAD AND SAID "I GUESS YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THAT THING."
I said "you can also activate it with your nose or your tongue" and proceeded to show him. Reminiscent of the X-Files.
IS IT SAD THAT I ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO CANE SPOTS ON TV?
Especially when I've been off crutches for almost a month?
THINGS ARE FUCKED UP
In the last ten days I have forgotten my phone once, my purse twice, accidentally called my mom and forgot it, almost walked out of Whole Foods without paying for some corn. Today I got onto the wrong train, called the wrong person to tell him I was coming late and walked into the wrong office. And on the way home I nearly got off at the wrong station.
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Monday, June 27, 2016
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Saturday, June 25, 2016
CAT VIDEO FEST IN SILVER SPRING
Too bad there is no pig video fest. I would go: https://silver.afi.com/Browsing/Movies/Details/m-0100000216
Friday, June 24, 2016
TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST
St John the Baptist: The feast of the Nativity of St. John the Baptist is one of the oldest feasts in the liturgy of the Church. Unlike other saints whose feast days are usually celebrated on the anniversary of their deaths — considered the day they entered into final glory — St. John’s feast day is the day of …
SO SWEET
A guy proposed to his GF in the park and she said yes. It was also a couple hundred feet from the scene of the robbery.
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Thursday, June 23, 2016
I AM BECOMING A RECOGNIZABLE FIGURE IN THE HALLS OF WASHINGTON HOSPITAL CENTER
Much as I am on 18th St. in Adams Morgan.
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST. ALOYSIUS
St. Aloysius Gonzaga, S.J.: St. Aloysius Gonzaga (1568-1591) was a young man who experienced his faith as something more important than the worldly concerns of life. He lived in Renaissance Italy, a time noted for its high cultural achievements and low moral standards. Because he was born of a noble family, Aloysius was very familiar with court life, serving …
They named a church after him. And a school.
They named a church after him. And a school.
Monday, June 20, 2016
SAW THE STRAWBERRY MOON
Last one was in 1967, next one will be in 2062. Didn't look like anything special to me--just another full moons. With all these moons having special designations it makes them seem less special.
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I WONDER HOW MANY PREGNANT WOMEN GO INTO PREMATURE LABOUR ON METRO BUSSES/TRAINS.
Not only that, but even in 90+ degree heat some busses didn't have A/C. Or at least not much of it.
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RIP CLAIRE SCHULTZ
She taught history at Immaculata until she was 72, I was thinking of her over the weekend. There are some teachers whom you never forget: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailylocal/obituary.aspx?n=claire-schultz&pid=180370683&fhid=4453&eid=sp_ommatch
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SAW THE MOVIE MRS. WINTERBORN
Ricki Lake says
she wants to pay for an attorney for the killer of her abusive ex-boyfriend.
Made me think of Omar Mateen’s wife who said he abused her. And apparently was
also questioning his own sexuality. Living with him must have been hell.
Sunday, June 19, 2016
THE ORLANDO SHOOTINGS WERE ONE WEEK AGO TODAY
Like all those who have experienced a traumatic event, for the victims, survivors, their family and friends there will a "before" and "after," just as for me there was a before/after the robbery, breaking my foot, the surgery...
TODAY IS WORLD SICKLE CELL DAY
I think I've only met one or two sickle cell patients in my life. The prognosis is a lot better than it was when I was a kid: http://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/outlook/20160619/world-sickle-cell-day-i-came-home-die
Saturday, June 18, 2016
I REMEMBER MAMA
I am walking like Mother Harper on the Carol Burnett Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XddFFneVgjQ
I HATE SPEAKER PHONES
And I want to talk to someone under 90. If you hate people who call in to radio/TV shows think of me--I talk to the ones who don't get through.
Friday, June 17, 2016
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IN ADAMS MORGAN
On nights like this I realize how lucky I am to live here. And hope not to have to move.
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SILENCE IS GOLDEN?
Some guy is belching behind me in the library. Repeatedly. And there are people making all kinds of foul coughs. I wonder how much healthier a library is than a hospital.
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Thursday, June 16, 2016
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE, STARBUCKS IN YOUR FACE
Saw this on the Georgetown campus:
I'm such a ditz I thought it said "Hotel California."
On the bright side, I don't have to see the cardiologist for the next six months.
I'm such a ditz I thought it said "Hotel California."
On the bright side, I don't have to see the cardiologist for the next six months.
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
IT SEEMS BAD THINGS SOME IN THREES
Especially for Orlando. Christina Grimmie killed over the weekend, then the shootings and now a little kid attacked by an alligator at the Grand Floridian.
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Tuesday, June 14, 2016
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Saturday, June 11, 2016
THE MOST UNPOPULAR COMMANDMENT
The Most Unpopular Commandment: Of all Jesus commandments, there is one that is more unpopular than any other. It’s the one commandment where I’ve heard people say that Jesus didn’t really mean what he said. I’ve even heard more excuses for this sin than for sins of the flesh. What is this sin? The sin of rash judgment of …
I have issues with this:
1) Why should we be overly harsh with ourselves?
2) It seems when I give peeps the benefit of a doubt I get screwed.
I have issues with this:
1) Why should we be overly harsh with ourselves?
2) It seems when I give peeps the benefit of a doubt I get screwed.
THEY CLOSED THE WYLIE WAGG IN WOODLEY PARK
Now I'm gonna have to buy Oxbow products elsewhere: http://www.wyliewagg.com/locations#.V1v7x9IrKM8
I AM PROUD OF THE ROLE MY MOM AND I WERE ABLE TO PLAY IN THIS STORY
WWII dog tags found in yard returned to family: Southeast Portland homeowner returns WWII dog tags to family.
GREAT MOMENTS IN TRANSPORTATION
I
hail a cab on Columbia Road ,
things are fine until we get within a couple blocks of the National Cathedral
and we see a deer. Fortunately we don’t hit it but a couple blocks later the
cabby says “Jesus Christ!” and I think we’re about to have an accident. He says
“I forgot to set the meter.” I say “no problem” and he sez “you’re paying cash,
right?” He tells me he can’t take my credit card and I say “you have two
choices—you take me to Wells Fargo and we get there quicker but I deduct the
$3.00 foreign ATM fee from your fare or you take me to Suntrust and it takes
longer but you get more money. And I’m not paying for the extra time it takes
to go to the bank.”
He agrees to the second. Fortunately I slept better than
usual last night so we don’t arrive late
Friday, June 10, 2016
Thursday, June 09, 2016
not angry but hurt
Can I Pray When I Am Angry with God?: “I wish I could pray. But I’m so angry with God that he would probably strike me dead if I told him how I felt,” people often share with me while experiencing personal or family crisis. As a recent graduate in pastoral theology, and a 15-year veteran of the Church’s tribunal ministry, I have encountered …
Wednesday, June 08, 2016
ONE REASON I STOPPED MASSAGING
The lack of courtesy (or let's say the incredible filth) of my clients:
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Tuesday, June 07, 2016
I WAS NEVER A BIG DEBI THOMAS FAN, BUT WOW:
IT'S RAMADAN
See http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/ramadan-2016-start-date-fasting-rules-health-benefits-how-celebrated-islam-muslims-holy-month-uk-a7067556.html
D told me about a Muslim guy who used to bring him tapes/CD's every day of that month. I'm told the guy looked more and more miserable as the month wore on, then started perking up at the end.
D told me about a Muslim guy who used to bring him tapes/CD's every day of that month. I'm told the guy looked more and more miserable as the month wore on, then started perking up at the end.