Thursday, December 31, 2015
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
I MET A GUY WHO THINKS IT WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY/TOTAL RECALL
It's a blessing and a curse.
WATCHING THE LITTLE COUPLE.
Even though there is actually educational stuff on. T refuses to put it on, saying it's a bunch of midgets.
Monday, December 28, 2015
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!
My beautiful Patapsco is four years old today. Darling, I would tell you how much I love you but I think you know that already:
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Sunday, December 27, 2015
A CHRISTMAS CLASSIC
In Hollis. I'm told property values there have gone up since this song came out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
Saturday, December 26, 2015
NO ROOM AT THE INN
Or the Shelter. I hear the Loudoun County Shelter has a sudden influx of animals they're GIVING away from another shelter: http://www.hslcva.org/find_a_friend0.aspx
HALLELUJAH!
I realize I am too old to be amused by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9XzrDltKgI
SUPPORT THE BALTIMORE HUMANE SOCIETY
From whence cometh my beautiful Patapsco: https://bmorehumane.org/donate
Friday, December 25, 2015
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
We were like the couple at the end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOe3CXE-mA
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CARING FOR OTHERS
A way to help the less fortunate: http://rosellecare.com/dr.-tom-roselle/caring-for-others.html
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Thursday, December 24, 2015
No Christmas plans?
Join us! says no plans? Join us: http://www.meetup.com/HowAboutADate-DC/events/227367810/
MANAGED TO GET TO CONFESSION AND COMMUNION WITHOUT SINNING
Ok, the priest took so long hearing our confessions I went directly to mass which was already in progress.
SUPPORT THE FAIRFAX COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER
From whence cameth my baby Pepino: http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/animalshelter
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME TO SAY I LOVE YOU
Wonder what all these people are doing now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPf2snTB2wo
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
PATAPSCO IS SO FUNNY
The other afternoon I was lying on the couch and I said "Vladimir Zhirinovsky" out loud. Patapsco rumbled. I thought it was a coincidence so I said it a couple times and he rumbled every time.
I'm wondering if it's a political thing or if he just likes or dislikes the name. Or my accent.
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I'm wondering if it's a political thing or if he just likes or dislikes the name. Or my accent.
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THERE'S STILL TIME
To donate to the Angel Tree Project: https://www.prisonfellowship.org/temp/2015tl/2015-atc/?sc=WB1618001
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BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT
When the wind is free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UliCMEdTFE
Actually there's not wind, just damp.
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Actually there's not wind, just damp.
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A WORTHY CAUSE
From whence cameth "little" Perpetua and Pepsi: http://www.mchumane.org/support/donate-funds
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
THEY'RE CUTTIN' DOWN TREES
They're putting up reindeer and singing songs of joy and peace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAK9Pj5-QXY
SOME PEOPLE HAVE WAY TOO LITTLE TO DO.
Is it a bad thing that I am familiar with so many bathrooms in Adams Morgan? http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/58779533-story
THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY
When I come home in the morning and it’s pitch dark I like to fantasize that I’m in an Ingmar Bergman film. It helps me cope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlAHCGUKFjE
And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds2D0C2TWgI
And then there's Sommaren Med Dennis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C77zhAfJ7DA
And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds2D0C2TWgI
And then there's Sommaren Med Dennis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C77zhAfJ7DA
Monday, December 21, 2015
MY CHRIS-STRESS LIST
Or maybe we should call it "Stressmas?"
1) Plan Confession--my church or the National Shrine?
1) Plan Confession--my church or the National Shrine?
2) Plan mass--hopefully vigil at my church and hopefully won't sin between confession and mass.
3) Pray that all cards, gifts etc are delivered by Christmas. I tried
4) Pray the cheque I deposited clears by tomorrow
5) Work schedule--everything is nailed down but can't be too sure.
6) What to wear to mass, work, dinner, movies?
7) Which Meetup to have dinner with? Would rather go to the one at Tony Cheng's but Bistro Français is probably cheaper and closer to work. Bistro Français, why the heck don't you post your menu prices online? And do I get dinner or just drinks and dessert? What Chinese places are open Christmas Day?
8) Which movie to see? Not sure I want to see the new Star Wars movie. I know. And Loew's, why don't you have your Christmas Day schedule up?
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Sunday, December 20, 2015
WHEN I WORKED AT IHOP A CUSTOMER ASKED WHAT SCRAPPLE WAS
I said "don't eat it--it's disgusting." That was before I took a marketing class.
TRENDING ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
#explainafilmplotbadly
Some of these are mine, most come from Facebook or Twitter:
Some of these are mine, most come from Facebook or Twitter:
1 1) Titanic: Poor young man meets a beautiful rich woman on a boat trip.
2 2) Any Harry Potter movie: A white child is told he is special. Then he goes to private school
3 3) The Wizard of Oz: American invades foreign land, kills local leadership, struggles to find exit strategy.
4 4) The Fight Club: I’m not supposed to talk about it.
5 5) The Martian: US government spends lots of money and resources on retrieving Matt Damon (seems to be a recurring thing with Matt)
6 6) Any Lord of the Rings movie: One piece of jewelry—a whole bunch of short people
7 7) Inception: Leonardo Dicaprio finds out he can't even win an Oscar in his dreams. Again, a recurring thing.
8 8) The Hunger Games and sequels: Older sister ruins her younger sister’s chance to be on a televised game show
9 9) Spiderman: A young man forcibly binds other men and photographs them for money
110) Pulp Fiction: A conversation about hamburgers leads to violence
111) Batman: After losing his parents at a young age billionaire dresses as a flying rodent
112) Top Gun: Scientologist takes up the challenge of becoming the Navy's best pilot
TODAY IS THE FOURTH SUNDAY OF ADVENT
I had forgotten this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWCISA8MOnU
Saturday, December 19, 2015
"I WANT TO KEEP ON LIVING AFTER MY DEATH"
Anne Frank
I keep finding posts by or about J. We miss her. I hope people will find the same after I die. I also want people to be sorry I'm dead, not glad.
I keep finding posts by or about J. We miss her. I hope people will find the same after I die. I also want people to be sorry I'm dead, not glad.
Friday, December 18, 2015
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
THIS CRACKS ME UP
Although I wouldn't be surprised if I actually saw this on a Metro Bus: http://www.theonion.com/article/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-34764
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Tuesday, December 15, 2015
TO THE KID WHO YELLED "#@*!ING GRANDMA" AT ME
Is the a reason for that? To the cop who tried to make me feel better by telling me I look nice tonight: Thank you. And to the lady who gave me her seat on the train while I was holding onto the grab bar for dear life: Thank you.
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THIS
To lose your mother and fiance while you were giving birth: http://www.mail.com/news/us/4015550-crash-kills-2-man-was-driving-to-birth-child.html#.7518-stage-hero1-2
Monday, December 14, 2015
Sunday, December 13, 2015
TOO MANY PEOPLE DYING
G lost his sister and mother-in-law, H lost her mother and SIL, C lost his brother and partner:
Saturday, December 12, 2015
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
I remember the first time I heard this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
I was an intern at WPST in Trenton and my boss, Tom Taylor showed me the record (that's what we called them then) and said "let's go listen to this." It was really special, like going downtown with Daddy. Tom was one of those great bosses, like Patrick. Or the late Big Al Shapiro.
I was an intern at WPST in Trenton and my boss, Tom Taylor showed me the record (that's what we called them then) and said "let's go listen to this." It was really special, like going downtown with Daddy. Tom was one of those great bosses, like Patrick. Or the late Big Al Shapiro.
R SAYS THE REASON SHE DRINKS SO MUCH IS BECAUSE SHE WAS RAPED
And she was raped years before I was robbed.
FRANK SINATRA WOULD HAVE BEEN 100 YEARS OLD TODAY
I was twelve years old when I read The Godfather. I asked my father who Johnny Fontane was and he said "Frank Sinatra, but no one was able to prove it:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zSgjc6iwLQ
I FEEL AS THOUGH I'VE GIVEN BIRTH
Updated my resume: http://janesresume.blogspot.com
The broadcast-only version: http://broadcastresume.blogspot.com
The broadcast-only version: http://broadcastresume.blogspot.com
"GIVE ME A FISH AND I EAT FOR A DAY"
"Teach me to fish and I eat for a lifetime." But what if there are no fish in the pond? Or only minnows that you can't possibly live on? And if no one will tell you where to find a pond with fish in it? Or give you a ride to the pond?
WHAT GOOD IS IT?
Mortgage rates are at (or near) an all-time low and gas prices are lower than they have been in years. Unfortunately, I don't earn enough to buy a condo or even refinance the one I have and I can't even afford a used car, so what good does that do?
A WISE MAN I USED TO WORK FOR USED TO SAY "DON'T TAKE THE BAIT"
No matter how tempting that might be.
GO ARMY? ANCHORS AWEIGH?
The Army-Navy game takes place this afternoon. I remember at least one of their post-game dances. S says Catholic girls make the best dates.
THE CAB RIDE TO WORK
1) Cab
driver asks “how are you?” I answer “tired/stressed out. Don’t feel like
talking.” At least he respects that.
2) We
end up going behind a cop car who is going about three MPH.
3) Twice
we end up at intersections in which he HAS to turn right or left but he still
asks “straight?” I tell him “Right, please. If you go straight you will hit a
wall." Is he not very bright or what?
Friday, December 11, 2015
I DID NOT KNOW THIS
I thought fewer young people were going to church: http://catholicexchange.com/why-do-so-many-millennials-become-catholic
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SAW MY SHADOW
Four more weeks on crutches. Here is a picture of one of the Washington Hospital Center's Christmas trees:
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Thursday, December 10, 2015
PIG AND PREJUDICE
See http://www.amazon.com/A-Guinea-Pig-Pride-Prejudice/dp/1632862425/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1C1DKVJ34CGVST
I would says she's adorable but "adorable guinea pig" is redundant.
I would says she's adorable but "adorable guinea pig" is redundant.
ALTHOUGH SHE'S NOT REALLY ILL
There's a little yellow pill. Actually three of them are yellow, two of them are white: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-62QgzmcDQ
Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Tuesday, December 08, 2015
RIP MAX CACAS
Max Cacas, formerly of WTOP and Federal News radio died today at age 61. He was found dead at home by his wife Lisa.
Monday, December 07, 2015
Sunday, December 06, 2015
AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE WERE ATTACKED IN LEYTONSTONE
I've been to that Tube Station: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35018789
TODAY IS THE SECOND SUNDAY OF ADVENT
Also the feast of St. Nicholas, patron of children, prostitutes, sailors, women desirous of marrying: http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/people
Saturday, December 05, 2015
Friday, December 04, 2015
I WILL STILL LOVE YOU LONG AFTER YOU'RE GONE, GONE, GONE.
Even though there's no logical reason for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oozQ4yV__Vw
Thursday, December 03, 2015
TODAY IS THE FEAST OF ST. FRANCIS XAVIER
Patron of foreign missions, among other things: http://catholicexchange.com/st-francis-xavier-fearless-missionary-for-christ
JOURNALISM IN AMERICA HAS GONE TO THE DOGS
That's Andrea McCarren from WUSA-TV with service dog in training Bunce, photograph by Jeffrey Cridland. He is named in honour of Marine Corporal Justin Bunce. When Bunce graduates he will be a service dog for a wounded veteran.
Wednesday, December 02, 2015
HAD BLOOD DRAWN
Not what the results will be as I had two quarter pounders with cheese, a Heath Bar and an Almond Joy before midnight.
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WATCHING SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE
Silly Diane Keaton. You have Keanu Reeves hot for you and you have trouble choosing between hi, and Jack Nicholson. Of course I should talk about poor relationship choices.
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Not sure if this person is for real
But he/she is asking for a tree and decorations, not money: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/com/5341674567.html
Tuesday, December 01, 2015
C SAYS THERE IS SOME HENNY YOUNGMAN IN ME
I would think more Jack Benny, as I saw him a couple months before he died. Or maybe Marilyn Monroe.
OMG, THIS IS HYSTERICAL
This guy may think he's funny, if he exists, but his boss is even funnier:
See http://weknowmemes.com/2014/06/shane-a-walmart-deli-worker-causes-a-lot-of-trouble-for-management-13-pics
See http://weknowmemes.com/2014/06/shane-a-walmart-deli-worker-causes-a-lot-of-trouble-for-management-13-pics
TODAY IS GIVING TUESDAY
Here are three of my favourite causes, in alphabetical order: http://alexandriaanimals.org
and https://bmorehumane.org/donate/?gclid=CLbyuqjKvMkCFcGRHwod1JYPCw
and http://byteback.org/donate
and http://www.caringforothersltd.org
and https://support.catholiccharitiesusa.org/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=9113&iq_id=69647056-VQ6-81389143467-VQ16-c
and http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/animalshelter
and http://www.mgpr.org
and http://www.mchumane.org/support
and https://bmorehumane.org/donate/?gclid=CLbyuqjKvMkCFcGRHwod1JYPCw
and http://byteback.org/donate
and http://www.caringforothersltd.org
and https://support.catholiccharitiesusa.org/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=9113&iq_id=69647056-VQ6-81389143467-VQ16-c
and http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/animalshelter
and http://www.mgpr.org
and http://www.mchumane.org/support
THE TOECRACKER SUITE
This poster is all over the DC Metro. Not sure which makes me want to hurt more, that the woman is doing a split or pointing her toes (which I can't do too well). And I'll probably be on crutches at least another week, as the surgeon's office called to cancel this morning:
