Happy Halloween!

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October is never an easy month

Giants won the World Series

Now for basketball, football and hockey

My Steelers Tee Shirt arrived in the Mail Today

Ten Years Ago Today My Father Died

GOT A CALL FROM A FAKE IRS AGENT

He told me there was a warrant for my arrest. I called him a slimy little bastard. He called me bitch: http://www.irs.gov/uac/Newsroom/Scam-Phone-Calls-Continue;-IRS-Identifies-Five-Easy-Ways-to-Spot-Suspicious-Calls

I AM WEARING SIZE 11 WIDE NUN SHOES

>Sigh<

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Heard a guy making puking sounds on the bus. Hopefully he doesn't have Ebola.

BORED

Frustrated.

WONDERFUL

My relatives disapprove of my tattoo. And they think I'm gay.

I have driven the Pennsylvania Turnpike so much lately I feel like a long-haul truck driver

NOT A BAD PICTURE

PENGUINS POSTER CHILD

This is a gag shot of me with Aunt I's walker.

Just Say No

Future Shock

Family is underrated

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Time goes too fast

Shootings in Canada

BEN BRADLEE DIED THIS MORNING

I first heard it on the bus.

I JUST THINK THIS IS FUNNY:

It's a beautiful morning

SOME THINGS JUST BEAR REPEATING:

Two years ago today I was beaten and robbed several hundred feet from my home:

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A BLESSING OR A CURSE?

See http://catholicexchange.com/blessing-curse#at_pco=smlwn-1.0&at_si=5443f37923eaa601&at_ab=per-4&at_pos=0&at_tot=1

It's Cold in Here

I am wearing tights and drinking tea. Whoever said superheros had to wear tights anyway?

I should take more vacations.

I miss my family.

TRUE

But some kids are just spoiled brats. And it's hard to tell a real medical/emotional issue from bad parenting.

Conversation with R

ME: I'm not going anywhere. Not socially, not professionally, not academically...

R: Awesome

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Back Home Again

John Denver

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Some Vacation

Drove Aunt Irene to the urgent care center.

In Pennsylvania with very limited Internet access. And this town needs a Starbucks.

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Led Zeppelin did not write a song called "Going to Pennsylvania." I wonder why.

This Is So True:

Take your pick:

Networks are leading with Ebola and the Redskins lost.

I am craving salt so much might as well put a darn salt lick in the kitchen.

Listening to Ray Charles.

G-d done shed his grace on thee.

COMING TO THE REALIZATION THAT I DON'T SUCK AS A HUMAN BEING.

I just suck at Excel. And I don't suck at it, I'm just not certified.

Failed the Excel Certification test.

Went to a movie with K.

STILL TRYING TO GET THE VIRTUAL BABY OUT.

STILL STUDYING

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Jane walks into a bar...

and finds the bartender drunk and in tears about how bad her life is. Shouldn't it be reversed?

IT'S YOM KIPPUR

I hope all our names are sealed in the book of life.

Third Banana

Sounds more depressing than second banana.

Wow, it's a Slow Night

And not just for Los Angeles and Kansas City.

Today is the feast of the Guardian Angels

See http://catholicexchange.com/guardian-angels

Shit

I can't sleep

The bad news is...

I will probably have to sell the condo. The good news is, some units in our building are going for more than half a million.