Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Friday, September 26, 2014

Hard Labour

I have been told when a woman is in the late stages of pregnancy all she wants to do is get the baby out. And that is how I feel about getting my Excel certification.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

ST. LINUS


Today is the feast of St. Linus, known far and wide for his holy blanket: http://www.bartleby.com/210/9/231.html

And it would have been Grandma B's 107th birthday. And it is the day Patapsco, Pepino and I buried Pepsi's ashes.


Sunday, September 21, 2014

TWENTY YEARS AGO...

...this month one of the funniest shows ever first aired on NBC. Here is one of my favourite  episodes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62zfNz0Uf9I

Saturday, September 20, 2014

One month from now

It will have been two years since the robbery. I thought of that when I walked over the spot.

THIRTY YEARS AGO....

... this month British television came out with a made for TV movie “Threads,” about a year after the US nuclear horror story “The Day After.” The production values in “Threads” are different, but the characters are more likeable than those in “The Day After.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwBRcitO1lA

FRODO HAS A COLD

If I catch it, I will kill the little rodent.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Curse of the Spider Woman

Something bit me, probably a tick or a spider and apparently while I was asleep. So now I'm on Keflex.

But nobody gets a lifetime rehearsal

As specks of dust we're universal: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzsY2vkEMM

Emily Saliers

Thursday, September 18, 2014

A woman just called me spooky

Not sure if that's a compliment.

HEY WASHINGTON HOSPITAL CENTER!


I did not ASK to be there. My primary care physician was in Anacostia and Promptcare sent me to you. Neither of you had the good sense to do any bloodwork or put me on an antibiotic, in spite C’s virus, low O2 sats and several indicators of Lyme Disease. But BTW, I thank you for at least one staffer listening to me and sending good wishes.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

I FEEL LIKE A PING PONG BALL

Being batted back and forth between health care facilities.

Monday, September 15, 2014

JANEY'S NEW BABY

Janey and Patapsco proudly announce their newest family member. His name is Pepino, formerly "Juan" and he is an almost five-month-old white Abby boar adopted from the Fairfax County Animal Shelter. He, his mom and four siblings were surrendered to the Shelter sometime before July 12, date of birth given was April 29th. His official adoption date was July 15 of this year. 

My Ears are Still Fucked Up

And I have a rash.

janedoe@seductive.com

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

THE GOOD NEWS:

Had a chest X-ray, my lungs are clear. The bad news: my ears are still gunked up.

Sunday, September 07, 2014

C REFERRED TO ME AS "ALIVE AND BITCHING."

Kind of like Joan Rivers without the clothes or the accessories.

Friday, September 05, 2014

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Monday, September 01, 2014

LABOUR DAY

And I am observing it by labouring only one hour.

janedoe@seductive.com