Sometimes things happen for a reason. And sometimes things DON'T happen for a reason.

FUCK.

There goes my weekend.

Yay!

The Diner is open again.

janedoe@seductive.com

ONE OF OUR CLASSMATES IS TALKING ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE MAKING LICENSE PLATES. GREAT.

I WANT TO SHOVE ONE OF MY CLASSMATES OUT A WINDOW

Not sure what to make of it

Dreamt my vet told me she heard some abnormal lung sounds. Not sure if it was in me or the pigs.

Janedoe@seductive.com

I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO, I DO!

Angels, too.


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THIS IS HOW COOL MY LIFE REALLY IS:

See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFteHgX01Jk&list=PLNlrH5VANSPP_nB9OguwUk-we3ZZXi5B1

FRUSTRATED. BORED.

This is true

Earthquake in California

About three years after we had one HERE.

Guy Went Berserk on the Train

This worries me.

Barely Keeping It Together

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Who needs Direct TV?

Just watched a woman getting busted in front of the Town Tavern.

Now I know how they felt at Nuremberg

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LEARNING ABOUT FORMULAS AND FUNCTIONS

"Concatenate" sounds dirty.

Went into the field

For real.

janedoe@seductive.com

Catching up on my rest

THIS IS HOW I FEEL. I SHOULD HAVE IT PRINTED ON A T-SHIRT:

TODAY IS THE FEAST OF THE ASSUMPTION

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

Went into the field today

LAUREN BACALL DIED.

I honestly thought she was dead already. And it's official--Robin Williams hanged himself.

HALFWAY DONE WITH MY CENSUS TRAINING

ROBIN WILLIAMS DIED

janedoe@seductive.com

Started temp job with the Census Bureau

I'm bored, and I hate this neighborhood. I need to learn patience.

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Full moon tonight, supermoon in fact

Jane Doe's Tours

Otherwise known as "the Real Drunks of Adams Morgan."

EXTRA SUPER MOON TONIGHT

Why are our people such fucking perverts?

Just asking.

This is me

"FOOD" FOR THOUGHT:

See http://michellearnold.org/2014/07/28/the-line-at-the-gates/#more-300


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Showed up on time for school

Almost slept through class

President Obama's Birthday

Except he won't have to work. Or go to school until 9PM. And he can afford to eat better places than I can and they'll be open.

First Day of School

Whoopee. But I like the teacher.

DAMN, I'M GOOD

The way you grab me

Must wanna get nasty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxpzRHRX6y4

It should read I'm Jane...

...I'm so GD brilliant: http://imgur.com/gallery/lfgwN

It feels more like October than August

Girl on girl action in the 'hood

My name is lesion, there are so many of us

You know it's a problem when you're so drunk homeless peeps complain about you.