So Damn tired

Now up to eleven prescription meds

Doctor told me to take it easy this weekend....

Janedoe@seductive.com

IF NOT ME, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?

So I went and planted rose bushes outside.

WOW

Roses are growing everywhere in DC. 

NOW up to nine PREScCRIPTION meds

I posted this from my iPad, hence the weird lettering.

WHOEVER HAS BEEN FUCKING WITH MY VISA CARD IS IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

janedoe@seductive.com

IN A LOT OF PAIN AND ON EIGHT PRESCRIPTION MEDS

Heard so many war stories on WMAL

PTSD all over again.

Bushed

Too bad, it's such a beautiful day.

Janedoe@seductive.com

Had a tooth pulled

Kind of sad but a relief.

OH, THE JOYS OF ONLINE SHOPPING

returned over $160 worth of merchandise.

Janedoe@seductive.com

GOOD ADVICE

BRUTAL

But I want it to be about me

As Charlie Brown said, we need more hellos

Why I fucking cuss so much

See http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1343944421200_3187331.png

Trifluridine, how I love thee

In Pain

SOMEBODY SUGGESTED

https://twitter.com/snipercatcher/status/466776346640023553

WASHED MY PENS T

Couldn't wait, it was getting disgusting. The shirt, that is.

MONDAY

Mother's Day

RIP DAN SCANLAN

When I asked did you bring the baby lotion

It was for my tattoo. I was not referring to an actual or virtual baby.

Catholic in the cubicle

See http://www.catholicgentleman.net/2014/03/catholic-in-the-cubicle-part-2-interacting-with-co-workers 

Eleven years ago

I'm insulted

The iPad mini is replacing Patapsco as the "new" baby

B-List friends are giving me so much advice about my new tattoo I feel like a new mom.

Happy cinco de Mayo!

i'm glad you're a man and so's lola

I WOULD CLIMB ANY MOUNTAIN

HOW DO I LOVE THEE?

SUNDAY PAPER

MAN, IT HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A NIGHT

I AM TRULEY A HUGE FUCKTARD

I AM THE BIGGEST RETARD IN DC