fucking rain

my new business cards

giving the boot the boot

Nothing is sure

That takes technique

Intoxicated woman just hit two copies with a car in front of Grand Central in Adams Morgan.

Funny Story

Congratulations

Another

Wow An Endocrinologist

Who actually listens. What a concept.

TALKED TO MY NEIGHBOUR

She remembers the screaming.

THE ROBBERY WAS

EASTER MONDAY

HAPPY EASTER!

Theological Question

Wow

That Lent went by fast

A new low?

Blood pressure 92/50

I feel like Cal Ripken Jr.

Worked 24 out of the last 25 days.

GOT PROMOTED

SAW THE MOON

It was NOT blood red. Then it disappeared completely. Now I know how Linus felt waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO B E HAVING A BLOOD RED MOON. LAST TIME I SAW IT IT LOOKED YELLOW

Saw the cherry blossoms

The way you grab me,

Must wanna get nasty

Got my tablet back

All is not well but all is better

Kathleen Sebelius Resigned

Spent most of the day in bed

A GUY SAID I LOOKED GOOD--AS THOUGH I WERE LOSING WEIGHT

TOO BAD ONE CAN'T DONATE SNOT LIKE BLOOD OR SPERM

I AM PRODUCING HUGE AMOUNTS OF SNOT

WEEK

BORED

ZONKED

PEOPLE ARE BEING POOPY

FOUR DEAD IN TEXAS

APRIL FOOL'S DAY