Their store north of DuPont Circle rocks. Asked to try some of the Trish McEvoy eye shadow and the artist did REALLY nice job with their Beauty Balm. I would have loved to wrap him up and take him with me.
janedoe@Seductive.com
Friday, January 31, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
LITTLE FUCKING RODENT
For a change not referring to Frodo: http://focusingonwildlife.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Rat-Dassie-Erongo-mating-Mountains-Namibia-AR-7.jpg
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
DR. SEUSS MEETS VINCE GILLIGAN
And then there's Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_archive.html#105528803609429028
SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpQxrCqVoTc
I can now say that. I done gave Mama a Walmart gift card and she said I kin have it.
I can now say that. I done gave Mama a Walmart gift card and she said I kin have it.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
HOLD ME
Fleetwood Mac are reportedly recording again. I am posting this because Christine McVie is one of the coolest fucking peeps on the planet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAbfPDZdEBU
Monday, January 27, 2014
TWO DEAD
No, not referring to the shootings in Columbia or Glen Burnie. Pete Seeger just died: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_yumYPFm4
Cap'n Tugg died, too.
Cap'n Tugg died, too.
FUCKING DOCTORS
What they don't know could fill a damn book. And no, I am not referring to doctors who are fucking me. Or each other.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, January 26, 2014
ST POLYCARP
Today is his feast day. His name does not mean "many carp" http://catholicexchange.com/st-polycarp
I should have named one of the pigs Polycarp.
I should have named one of the pigs Polycarp.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
WEEK
Week started out beautifully warm, temperatures bitterly cold again. Gas was $3.33/gallon in Fairfax City.
I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH LLOYD BRIDGES
Looks like I picked the wrong week to change shifts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA
THREE DEAD IN COLUMBIA
Maybe it's a good thing I didn't get a job at the Apple Store there: http://www.wmal.com/common/more.php?m=58&ts=1390671302&article=EC78363F85E411E3B51EFEFDADE6840A&mode=2
Friday, January 24, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
MET WITH THE CREDITORS
It was less painful than I expected. Kind of like an abortion supposedly feels.
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
ST VINCENT OF SARAGOSSA
Today is his feast day. As a child I was terrified yet fascinated by the story of his martyrdom: http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/lots/lots032.htm
And then there's the Martyrdom of St. Victor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBFMv0HN-X8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBFMv0HN-X8
And then there's the Martyrdom of St. Victor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBFMv0HN-X8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBFMv0HN-X8
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
SNOW DAY
Federal government offices in DC are closed today. Emergency/telework-ready employees are to follow their agencies' policies.
Monday, January 20, 2014
Sunday, January 19, 2014
THIS IS WRONG
G-d does not think I'm a badass, He/She knows I am a badass.
And I hate it when people say this. It implies shit is supposed to happen.
And I hate it when people say this. It implies shit is supposed to happen.
Saturday, January 18, 2014
WEEK
Weather progressively colder, gas
prices at $3.44/gallon at the Sunoco Station at 15th and U. Whatever
bug I had last week is back—slept most of Thursday and Friday.
WAY TO GO SAFEWAY
Treating a long-time customer like a shoplifter because she was >gasp< "putting stuff into her backpack." Fail.
Friday, January 17, 2014
Thursday, January 16, 2014
ICON/ICONAPOP
I have been told I am a neighbourhood icon:
And I like Icona Pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
And I like Icona Pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
SONG OF MYSELF
Hey you at WMATA, allow me to sing you a song of my people. The Red Line trains to Gaithersburg are so full people are fainting/having panic attacks. To the healthy young folks in Caps gear sitting while Senior citizens/people with kids/disabilities are standing, fail. But mostly @WMATA = fail #wmata In case I haven't made myself clear, WMATA sucks.
Monday, January 13, 2014
Sunday, January 12, 2014
101 DAMNATIONS
Otherwise known as Hellfire and Damnation. Reminds me of the assholes who took more than seven years of my life:
Saturday, January 11, 2014
WEEK
Dow closed over 16 thousand, gas was at about $3.50/gallon, weather the coldest in at least 18 years. And I am taking enough supplements to open a GNC in my living room. Half the inventory of Yes! Organic Market is in my backpack.
THE NYT REPORTS ARIEL SHARON IS DEAD
We had a cat named Sharona. Dad sez he didn't think of that when I named her.
COLD COMFORT CRAB
There's something about a warm dry cab at this hour of the
morning. Especially in the pouring rain. T posted “I had to read that
twice with no glasses and two beers down. I thought it said warm crab”
Friday, January 10, 2014
MY LOVE FOR YOU WENT VIRAL
Kind of like the infection which is in my ears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxqnFJ3lp5k
Thursday, January 09, 2014
IF YOU WANT TO TALK FOR HOURS...
It was rather nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
And then there's my version "This one's older than your father, this one still lives with his mother..."
And then there's my version "This one's older than your father, this one still lives with his mother..."
IT'S NOT QUITE THAT BAD ANYMORE...
...but Monday night it was walking through a hurricane. And the nurse practitioner advised me not to go out Tuesday, so I will be on crutches for at least two more weeks:
Wednesday, January 08, 2014
LIGHT POLLUTION
This guy was a guest on the Batchelor show. After working so much in the dark I can relate: http://e360.yale.edu/feature/bringing_back_the_night__a_fight_against_light_pollution/2681
DEMONS
I like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRsgZuwf_8
And the one that preceded it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
And the one that preceded it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
REMINDS ME...
...of what the endocrinologist said about "accepting" my weight problem, seeing a nutritionist and controlling everything through "diet and exercise." Bullshit. Or should I say Bullshirt?
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL FROM THE POLAR VORTEX
St. Joseph's Lighthouse in Michigan. This is not a Photoshop trick or anything.
CONVERSATION WITH A BUS DRIVER
Me: Without the shoe I am limping and grunting. Not sexy.
Driver: You'll get your sexy back.
Driver: You'll get your sexy back.
Tuesday, January 07, 2014
TOO BAD...
That the pigs can't subsist on a diet of leftover wonton noodles and fortune cookies. It would save a lot on my food bills.
Monday, January 06, 2014
IT'S COLD
Damn cold, in the words of Steve Carmody. They say Chicago is colder than Siberia and Minnesota is colder than Antarctica: http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140106/chicago/chicago-extreme-cold-temperatures-plunge-chiberia
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, January 05, 2014
ST. JOHN NEUMANN
Today is his feast day. It was a big deal when he was canonized: says today is the feast of St. John Neumann: http://catholicexchange.com/st-john-neumann
BASIC ENGLISH
I tried to teach an Asian woman to say "Metro sucks" and "I hate Metro." "Metro sucks beyond all levels of sucking" was probably too complicated.
Saturday, January 04, 2014
WEEK
Dow closed up over 16 thousand. Weather ok New Years Day,
but ended at about a20-year low. Walking around dressed like a Lapp woman:
It is too hard to eat healthy food, exercise, cut back on alcohol, meat, fat, sugar, dairy etc, so I am loading up on supplements:
Vitamin B12
Vitamin C
Vitamin D3
Vitamin E
Bee Pollen
Folic Acid
Garlic
Ginger
Ginseng
Goldenseal
Honey
Krill Oil
Royal Jelly
Turmeric
And oils:
Tea Tree
Lavender
Lemon
Lime
Grapefruit
Bergamot
Rose
Ylang ylang
Geranium
Jasmine
Friday, January 03, 2014
ST. GENEVIEVE
Today is her feast day. I read about her when I was a little kid: http://catholicexchange.com/st-genevieve
Thursday, January 02, 2014
MY OFFICIAL NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
To forgive.
My unofficial resolution--to bump up on as many supplements as I can, as none of the doctors can figure anything out.
My unofficial resolution--to bump up on as many supplements as I can, as none of the doctors can figure anything out.