I can't walk, can't talk and have an eye infection so I can't see. A deaf guy gave me his seat on the train at least we were both able to sign/speak our needs. D asked why I even came to work.
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
DOW CLOSED...
...at a record high. I will be on crutches for at least three more weeks. Some asshole gave me the wrong boot, which made the pain and swelling worse.
Monday, October 28, 2013
ANNIVERSARY
Ten years ago today I was robbed and threatened with murder: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106737886289158409
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Saturday, October 26, 2013
SKULD
While I'm in a Bergman kick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGFo2WI2aw
Mom's doctor, who has never seen me, let alone examined me, says I have a stress fracture caused by inadequate footwear. Of course I feel guilty about this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGFo2WI2aw
Mom's doctor, who has never seen me, let alone examined me, says I have a stress fracture caused by inadequate footwear. Of course I feel guilty about this.
NEWMAN!
I swear Paul Newman put crack in his salad dressing. I could drink the stuff out of the bottle.
NAME THAT BABY
At least this guy admits there is not St. Todd: http://catholicexchange.com/guidelines-for-naming-your-baby
Friday, October 25, 2013
GOT A NEW BOOT
It feels a little funny. And started wearing my contacts again.
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Thursday, October 24, 2013
RED LETTER DAY
Eleven years ago today they caught the snipers. One year ago I was crying on your shoulder.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
THE DAY AFTER THAT
I should really stop numbering days, since it's been over a year since the robbery. I am feeling kind of spacey and weird, probably from reading old posts right before and after it.
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Tuesday, October 22, 2013
SHARP-DRESSED MAN
After over a year I realize I like looking at long-legged men in tapered pants and long-sleeved shirts.
Monday, October 21, 2013
ORDER OF THE DAY
1) Work
2) Sleep
3) Blood draw
4) Ultrasound.
Not necessarily those in that order.
And I got tested for TB
A) Because I've got bronchitis
B) Because I'm losing weight again.
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2) Sleep
3) Blood draw
4) Ultrasound.
Not necessarily those in that order.
And I got tested for TB
A) Because I've got bronchitis
B) Because I'm losing weight again.
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Friday, October 18, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
AS THE STOMACH TURNS
And the lungs or whatever. ER doc fucked up--it turns out the conjunctivitis I had was bacterial, not viral. And I've got bronchitis, too.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
CONVERSATION WITH MOM
Mom: I hope you don't have one of those ridiculous names.
Me: Um, I'm Janedoe, Radiobaby, Snipercatcher and Nicecatholicgirl.
Note: Nicecatholicgirl seems to evoke the most hostility on Youtube.
Me: Um, I'm Janedoe, Radiobaby, Snipercatcher and Nicecatholicgirl.
Note: Nicecatholicgirl seems to evoke the most hostility on Youtube.
Monday, October 14, 2013
Sunday, October 13, 2013
DAY
Running a fever of 100.2 and hurting all over. My eyes are fire-engine red and they are so gunked up my eyelashes are stuck together.
Saturday, October 12, 2013
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Got a phone call about a bisexual bachelorette party. The bride is marrying a man but wants a female stripper. Some of the guests are going to be naked but I am told I can keep my clothes on.
DAY
"Rabbi Shimmel's own wife was said to resemble a squid, but this was only in the face, and she more than made up for it by her hacking cough -- the point of which escapes me."
Woody Allen
See more at: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2003/08/8142011-woody-allen-tonight-part-1-of.html#sthash.C09Z40ZQ.dpuf
Friday, October 11, 2013
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
DAY
Today is John Lennon's birthday. He would have been 73. Yesterday was my ex's birthday. I forget how old he would have been. This is a picture of Lennon, not my ex:
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
CONVERSATION WITH MOM
Me: “…according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This
is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember
where they have left things…Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber
on weekends.”
Mom: You’ve been reading Woody Allen
DAY
I am worried about becoming an Ibuprofen junky. I used to be a heroin addict...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsHwIBR6ivA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsHwIBR6ivA
Monday, October 07, 2013
FRIEND WITH BENEFITS PACKAGE
Does it come with paid vacation? Holidays? Sick Days? Retirement?
Profit-sharing?
janedoe@seductive.com
Profit-sharing?
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY
Saw Blue Caprice last night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btxEOr34nw8
Not really historically accuratebut it reinforces the fact that Muhammad was nuts.
janedoe@seductive.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btxEOr34nw8
Not really historically accuratebut it reinforces the fact that Muhammad was nuts.
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, October 06, 2013
Saturday, October 05, 2013
WEEK
Government shutdown is the big story this week. Temperatures were up to near 90, which takes the starch out of me. Not that it's relevant to me, but gas was going for $3.41/gallon at the Sunoco station on U St.
Friday, October 04, 2013
DAY
Went to Georgetown for a heart scan. It's cool to watch yourself flatline.
The last couple days I feel as though I've been beaten up.
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, October 03, 2013
DAY
OMG, I was on the Hill today, just missed this: http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/10/u-s-capitol-on-lockdown-94855.html
Wednesday, October 02, 2013
DAY
The first of the Beltway sniper shootings occurred eleven years ago today. There is a movie about it called Blue Caprice.
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