Slept about 20 hours today.
janedoe@seductive.com
Monday, September 30, 2013
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
SEPTEMBER SONG
Allow me to sing you a song of my people. Earthlink, you suck beyond all levels of sucking:
DAY
Sitting on the couch feeling sorry for myself, would like to be in a nice warm place eating lasagna with a fun person.
Thursday, September 26, 2013
DAY
Pretty much out of sorts/under the weather. I
guess there is no expression for "in sorts" or "over the weather."
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
DAY
So far five medical appointments in one week. Can't beat that with a stick. B says "I
hope all those doctors can put you back together again."
hope all those doctors can put you back together again."
Monday, September 23, 2013
DAY
I guess my heart must just be slowing down. Literally. 58 BPM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBHoMvq_tmY
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Saturday, September 21, 2013
RENDEZVOUS LOUNGE VICTIM DIES
See http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/case-ruled-a-homicide-after-man-hurt-trying-to-subdue-patron-at-adams-morgan-bar-dies/2013/09/21/19d2cd60-22de-11e3-b73c-aab60bf735d0_story.html
Only reason I wasn't there was because my foot was hurting.
Only reason I wasn't there was because my foot was hurting.
WEEK
Navy Yard shootings are the big thing in the news. Ironically, one of G's friends said something about getting me a job there years ago. Weather was beautiful but nasty tonight. Foot is swollen like a balloon, thinking the pain meds are messing with my head.
BLURRED LINES
I wanna get nasty, but am conflicted about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
DAY
Ok, I'm gonna say it. Broken bones are not contagious. I will not infect you with anything, I am not gonna bite you, sexually molest you, or hit you with a crutch and I certainly can't chase you unless you're REALLY slow. Some of you who were really sweet after the robbery now are pretending nothing happened. There is nothing for you or me to feel embarrassed about--I do not have cancer or any other horrible incurable disease, I was not driving drunk or high, I was not in a bar fight and I was not raped. It's ok to ask, it's the awkward looks I can do without. And yes, I realize I ended a sentence with a preposition.
Friday, September 20, 2013
WENT AHEAD, MADE HIS DAY
Went to Chipotle in Columbia Heights, was inwardly grousing about the line, the wait time, the crowdedness, the fact that customers had to clean their own tables, the fact that some teenagers were sitting there after finishing their meal and the general ghetto-ness of the peeps there. Was thinking of complaining to corporate until the manager looked at me and said "this lady made my day." I couldn't imagine why until he told me a woman before me came in with a cane, demanded to get to the front of the line and threatened to complain to corporate. After that he and his staff treated me like a princess...
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, September 19, 2013
DAY
Last night I told a guy about being to embarrassed to ask T to carry me when my foot was hurting. He said he envisioned him carrying me like Kevin Costner carrying Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
DAY
I can't believe I missed the Jewish Holidays. A belated Good Yontiff to all and may all of our names be written in the book of life for the next year.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
13 DEAD
For more on the Washington Navy Yard shootings see www.facebook.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
DAY
Networks confirm twelve dead at Washington Navy Yard. Good thing I've been laid up, am typing this from the couch.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
WAITING TO EXHALE
Loved the part in which Lela Rochon refers to her date as a "human submarine sandwich." Ironically, his name is Michael.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
DAY
Went to the condo garden party. Hope it won't be my last. Will have to wait another week to see the podiatrist.
Monday, September 09, 2013
Sunday, September 08, 2013
Saturday, September 07, 2013
Friday, September 06, 2013
CONVERSATION ON 18TH ST IN ADAMS MORGAN
Me: What's going on? Did someone else get pushed down a flight of stairs?
Channel 4 Reporter: No, is that what happened to you?
I guess you had to be there...
Channel 4 Reporter: No, is that what happened to you?
I guess you had to be there...
DAY
Turns out my Vitamin D level was low, which might have led to or at least partly led to the break. Starting on supplements Monday. M says a lot of people generally feel better when they start on huge doses of Vitamin D.
Thursday, September 05, 2013
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Tuesday, September 03, 2013
DAY
I want to cry. Am walking like House. And to make it better have been playing stuff about the Titanic.
Monday, September 02, 2013
Sunday, September 01, 2013
DAY
No one believes anything I tell them. I feel like the least-believed woman in DC. If there were a kiddy book about me it would be titled Nobody Listens to Janey.