Tuesday, April 30, 2013

DAY

Passed my stress echo with flying colours. Or flying whatever.

Monday, April 29, 2013

DAY

Saw The Company You Keep last night. Susan Sarandon talks about justifying violence. I wonder how many of those people had ever been victim of a violent act. But Shia LaBeouf is hot.

Friday, April 26, 2013

THREE BITCHES

Not the same as three wishes.

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DAY

Jack Diamond is gone from Mix 107.

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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

DAY

There's been a lot of ''gee, why didn't you tell me this sooner?

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

DAY

The heart wants what it wants. In this case it's patty melts with fries and gravy. Yeah.

Monday, April 22, 2013

DAY

I don't have tuberculosis. But it's been a couple of those "gee, I wish you had told me'' days.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!












WEEK

Weather running two extremes, I think gas was about $3.49/gallon at the Sunoco Station on Harvard St.

AND THEN AS ROBERT PLANT SAID...

...the way you squeeze my lemon, makes me fall right out of bed:


DAY

The robbery was six months ago today. The weather was warmer then. I walked over the site at almost exactly the same time this morning without my coat. I can still see you pulling one of the guys off me and getting coldcocked for your efforts.

Now, exactly six months later two of us aren't speaking, one of us is in quarantine and I am awaiting test results. If I had a time machine, believe me, I would go back and do things differently.

Friday, April 19, 2013

DAY

Went to the cardiologist. Several months ago I was exposed to a person with active tuberculosis--got tested today, get results Monday.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

DAY

Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed,30926

I guess that's what I'm becoming...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

DAY

Everywhere one sees signs saying "if you see something, say something." Now it has a whole new meaning.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

ANOTHER DEAD

Pat Sumerall dead at 82

DAY

Okay, what do ya say I, uh, go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it’d be good. I could tell how much I’ve been thinking about her; that I haven’t stopped thinking about her since the moment we met; that I’m so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day, I can’t believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!

Mathew Perry

Yeah....

Monday, April 15, 2013

ONE MORE

It's now three dead in Boston.

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DAY

At least two people dead in an explosion at the Boston Marathon.

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Sunday, April 14, 2013

DAY

Still recovering from yesterday.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

OMG

Worst post-nasal drip I've had in years.

DAY

"The heart wants what it wants"

Woody Allen

"The heart doesn't always get what it wants."

Charles Brazie

Thanks, Chuck

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

DAY

I swear to G-d if anyone else calls me a Gypsy I will break his/her fucking teeth.

Tuesday, April 09, 2013

DAY

Congratulations, Cardinals, and yeah, Rick Pitino still looks like a vampire.

Monday, April 08, 2013

Friday, April 05, 2013

DAY

Lent's over. I can eat meat again.

Thursday, April 04, 2013

DAY

The punk who pushed me down last summer got 30 days. It was gratifying seeing him led away in handcuffs.

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

DAY

Quote of the night: "there's an epic role model." Referring to Bobblehead.

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

THE SECRET GARDEN

Or more like the aborted garden. Didn't get a garden plot, I guess it was meant to be.

DAY

If there were a children's book about me it would be called Nobody Listens to Janey. Or Nobody believes Janey.

Monday, April 01, 2013

DAY

April Fool's day and season opener. Can't think of anything clever for either.

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