Jane Hautanen (Jane Doe) attempts to improve her blog, and not doing a very good job of it
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Sunday, March 31, 2013
Saturday, March 30, 2013
WEEK
Dow over 14 thousand, weather improving, feeling better than I was a week ago, not noticing gas prices as I still have no car.
KIND OF IN KEEPING WITH EASTER
Ironically I posted this over a year ago. Found it again on Facebook, with a response by a guy who just died. recently.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
DAY
Watched several episodes of Archer, got turned on by probably the wrong things. Kind of like when T's cat went into heat.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Sunday, March 24, 2013
DAY
Still dizzy, head hurts like a mofo. Should get cleaned up and change my underwear, too. I smell like cat food.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
SPRING THING
Heard birds singing. In the park, in the dark.
Today is also the feast of St. Joseph and the tenth anniversary of the second Gulf War.
Today is also the feast of St. Joseph and the tenth anniversary of the second Gulf War.
DAY
"When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else compliments you, then compliment yourself. It’s not up to other people to keep you encouraged. It’s up to you. Encouragement should come from the inside."
Monday, March 18, 2013
DAY
I KNOW I shouldn't be, but I am hurt that no one else is making a big fuss over what I gave up for Lent.
janedoe@seductive.com
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Sunday, March 17, 2013
Saturday, March 16, 2013
DAY
Having one of those "nobody is paying attention to Janey" days. In need of flowers, cards, balloons, stuffed animals, etc. And/or a ride home.
Friday, March 15, 2013
DAY
T says ''you show your tits. You make Bobblehead think there's a curse on him.'' Guilty as charged.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
DAY
One advantage to not having a car: the fascinating conversations one hears on the bus/train. Like the guy talking about the male enhancement drink he was using and hoping it would make it "hard as a rock."
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
HABEMUS PAPAM
The Cardinal of Buenos Aires, Jorge Mario Bergoglio. I'm underwhelmed. At least he has an Italian name.
DAY
There's an apparent water main break (or sewage or something) in the 1900 block of Belmont RD NW. Right where the robbery took place.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Sunday, March 10, 2013
DAY
PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT:
Set your clocks forward if you haven't already. Of course you're probably looking at this from a computer or smart phone which has already re-set itself.
Set your clocks forward if you haven't already. Of course you're probably looking at this from a computer or smart phone which has already re-set itself.
Saturday, March 09, 2013
MEDICAL QUESTION
Is it considered tonsil hockey if at least one of the partners has had a complete tonsillectomy?
Friday, March 08, 2013
A WAS WEARING A GREAT T-SHIRT
It said "go fuck yourself. I'm an asshole and I approve this message."
DAY
Thursday, March 07, 2013
Day
Talked to T about all the drama and trauma going on in my life. She asked "what are these people (things?) doing in your movie?" She had a good point.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Tuesday, March 05, 2013
Monday, March 04, 2013
Sunday, March 03, 2013
Saturday, March 02, 2013
CONVERSATION WITH MOM
ME: M agrees with B. He doesn’t think I should get tattooed.
MOM: What?
ME: Tattooed. He says I’m beautiful.
At which Mom suggests that since I am on a public bus we should have this conversation at another time.
DAY
Saw Les Misérables again today. If Jean ValJean lived in modern day DC he would be sentenced for numerous unpaid parking tickets.