DAY TWELVE
I thought this would end today, did not count on being a victim vs innocent bystander. I am debating whether or not to wear my princess costume--afraid I will not be able to run away or that someone will grab me by my skirt/sleeves: http://www.ordercostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/CC00859REDFULL.jpg
Of the two guys who were with me during the robbery one says he still has trouble seeing out of one eye, he tells me the other may lose a tooth. This should not have happened to them -- they may have saved my life.
janedoe@seductive.com
Jane Hautanen (Jane Doe) attempts to improve her blog, and not doing a very good job of it
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
SITTIN' BITCH
Watching the Friends episode with the four guys in the cop car--Ross is sitting bitch. I learned that expression last week. Trying to see humour in the situation. I can't think of a time in which I was in a cop car and it was a good thing.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Monday, October 29, 2012
TWO OTHER THINGS I AM REMEMBERING
1) My father died eight years ago today
That week was a lot like this one--there were 30-40 MPH winds in Michigan, which blew down telephone wires. As a result, his twin sister did not find out about his death until days after it happened.
2) Nine years ago yesterday I was robbed: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html
This is not usually a good time of year for me.
janedoe@seductive.com
That week was a lot like this one--there were 30-40 MPH winds in Michigan, which blew down telephone wires. As a result, his twin sister did not find out about his death until days after it happened.
2) Nine years ago yesterday I was robbed: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html
This is not usually a good time of year for me.
janedoe@seductive.com
BEST TWEET OF THE DAY
From www.twitter.com/birbigs : Hurricane Sandy bumps masturbation rate by 750%
It will be interesting to see how many babies named Sandy will be born nine months from now.
Today would be a good day for a 24-hour urine as I'm not supposed to leave home anyway.
For my Twitter pages see www.twitter.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/thejanechannel
I am actually kind of bored. Snow would be more interesting to look at at least.
janedoe@seductive.com
It will be interesting to see how many babies named Sandy will be born nine months from now.
Today would be a good day for a 24-hour urine as I'm not supposed to leave home anyway.
For my Twitter pages see www.twitter.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/thejanechannel
I am actually kind of bored. Snow would be more interesting to look at at least.
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY
DAY TEN
I am in no mood for a hurricane. Or, as Christopher says, I am in no fucking mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA
janedoe@seductive.com
I am in no mood for a hurricane. Or, as Christopher says, I am in no fucking mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, October 28, 2012
DAY
DAY NINE
Worked at the Marine Corps Marathon. A balloon popped behind me and scared me. I heard sirens and told R. That's what happens after 30 years in radio.
Worked at the Marine Corps Marathon. A balloon popped behind me and scared me. I heard sirens and told R. That's what happens after 30 years in radio.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Friday, October 26, 2012
DAY
DAY SEVEN
I'm turning into Kelly Bundy. Not that I look like her, I am just getting spacey, forgetful etct: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS3W8663LYk
janedoe@seductive.com
I'm turning into Kelly Bundy. Not that I look like her, I am just getting spacey, forgetful etct: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS3W8663LYk
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
DAY
DAY FIVE
Ten years ago today marks the capture of the snipers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. I look at helping my boss help catch them as the greatest thing I've ever done:
http://janedoesnotes.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-snipercatcher.html
Hence the urls www.facebook.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
janedoe@seductive.com
Ten years ago today marks the capture of the snipers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. I look at helping my boss help catch them as the greatest thing I've ever done:
http://janedoesnotes.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-snipercatcher.html
Hence the urls www.facebook.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
DAY
DAY THREE
My father could use every four-letter word in the English language and a couple others but he was funny about women and profanity. Men could curse all they wanted to as long as it wasn't directed at women and women were not allowed to curse, especially his daughter.
My mom said he would be horrified at the way my massage clients treated me. She said "he may have abused you but no one else was allowed to." I guess that's something.
janedoe@seductive.com
My father could use every four-letter word in the English language and a couple others but he was funny about women and profanity. Men could curse all they wanted to as long as it wasn't directed at women and women were not allowed to curse, especially his daughter.
My mom said he would be horrified at the way my massage clients treated me. She said "he may have abused you but no one else was allowed to." I guess that's something.
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, October 21, 2012
DAY
DAY TWO
Found my purse yesterday on the wall of the Portuguese ambassador's residence and my cell phone (still usable) on the lawn of the French ambassador's residence. And got to speak French. It's nice to be spoken to French, even it's obscene (which it was not)
Found my purse yesterday on the wall of the Portuguese ambassador's residence and my cell phone (still usable) on the lawn of the French ambassador's residence. And got to speak French. It's nice to be spoken to French, even it's obscene (which it was not)
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
DAY
Had blood drawn at NIH. The guy who did it had an emblem that looked suspiciously like that of the Dharma Initiative peeps:
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Monday, October 15, 2012
DAY
"You meet the weirdest people."
Mary Hautanen on the sexuality of her daughter's co-workers.
janedoe@seductive.com
Mary Hautanen on the sexuality of her daughter's co-workers.
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, October 14, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET 15!
Come to our party tomorrow (Monday) at El Tamarindo and bring your friends! 25% of everything earned goes to our school: http://byteback15.eventbrite.com
DAY
US Senator Arlen Specter (D-PA) died today in Philadelphia of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He was 82.
He was a guest on the Bohannon Show. I think I met him in person.
He was a guest on the Bohannon Show. I think I met him in person.
Saturday, October 13, 2012
DAY
Support our school:
www.byteback.org or
http://www.razoo.com/story/15-For-15-Birthday-Challenge/related_causes
www.byteback.org or
http://www.razoo.com/story/15-For-15-Birthday-Challenge/related_causes
Friday, October 12, 2012
DAY
The Nationals are out of the running for the World Series. The only good thing about the Cardinals is that one of them is named Kozma.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, October 11, 2012
DR. HOUSE IS IN THE HOUSE!
But Biden is entertaining, too.
See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
And www.twitter.com/thejanechannel
See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher
And www.twitter.com/thejanechannel
DAY
One of Hall and Oates' lesser-known songs. CREEM magazine described it as "lovely" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZTCxL-v1x4
Remember CREEM?
Remember CREEM?
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Tuesday, October 09, 2012
Monday, October 08, 2012
Sunday, October 07, 2012
Saturday, October 06, 2012
Friday, October 05, 2012
Thursday, October 04, 2012
DAY
"My sister's a prostitute, we call her Trix...my brother's a homosexual, we call him Froot Loop...my nephew's retarded--we call him Special K"
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy
Wednesday, October 03, 2012
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY!
Four years ago today I adopted "little" Perpetua from the Montgomery County shelter.
DAY
Ten years ago today the DC snipers killed their first victim. I remember that night. There was a report of a body found at the Giant parking lot in Leisure World. We didn't bother reporting it right away.
Monday, October 01, 2012
DAY
The Occupy DC people came to our city one year ago today. They have served as little more than human paperweights.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com