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I can't get this song out of my head. And even at my age it rings true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

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Talked to Ariana/Anna about renewing our web domain and she said we need to talk to Cassandra/Cheryl/Tashi. This could involve seven personalities if we include both of mine.
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I am in pain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3rpflxUx8g

Amy Ray

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Olympics started yesterday. Dow closed over 13 thousand. The lowest gas price I saw was $3.45/gallon at a no-name gas station on Lee Hwy in Fairfax County. Temperatures went into the triple digits at least once.

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Something pressing on my inner ear. I think.

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"She sat down on the landing of the second floor and sniffed and thought how beastly colds were."

Noel Streatfield

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It's not too late to enter your pets in the 2013 Pets of Alexandria Calendar. And vote for Pandora while you're at it: http://awla.convio.net/site/TR/Virtual/General?px=1004144&pg=personal&fr_id=1130

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RIP Sherman Hemsley. George Jefferson's greatest quote "you can't get out every stain."

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Think I'm coming down with something. Pollen counts look pretty normal.

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They took down the Paterno statue at Penn State.

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Dow is down.

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Hearing  details about the shooting in Colorado reminds me of last year's shooting.

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At least twelve killed in Colorado: http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-scene/index.html

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"I smell the rain and with it pain."

Robert Plant/Jimmy Page

Rained like hell this afternoon, apparently the White House was very visible. But it really was a cleansing thing.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrxlfvI17oY

I'm not sure I want to belong to a club that requires me to feel as though I'm performing.  Or one that changes the rules AFTER I enter the game.

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I am in what one of my former co-workers described as a "shithead mood."

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port the Corcoran Gallery: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jul/5/cramped-corcoran-gallery-still-pondering-what-to-d/
http://www.corcoran.org/support-membership

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Bonne Bastillle!

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"If fate throws a knife at you, there are two ways of catching it: by the blade or by the handle."

I read this in a sociology textbook years ago. It is credited as either a Sicilian or Dominican proverb.

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They are talking about removing the Paterno statue from the Penn State campus. We had a Jerry Sandusky at our high school, but as far as I know his victims were girls, not boys.

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The fact that I went to Catholic school also has something to do with it. This would have been useful in Excel class.

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An oldie but a goody. Redneck Haikus for Jim Bohannon:

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I kin git on
Disability.

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent the food money
To Robert Tilton

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock

DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
Mama whups his ass

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keep me from
My El Camino

GATHERING

In the morning mist
Mama scans Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

HUNGER

My shotgun misfires
Loaded with soggy birdshot
No squirrel for lunch

MOTHER AND CHILD

Crusted in boogers,
Baby has Kool-aid stained face
Only Mama loves.

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Spending the evening with Jim Bohannon: http://www.jimbotalk.net

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Why does Twitter make my fucking computer crash?

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Dow closed down but over 12 thousand. Gas prices as low as $3.27W/gallon on Lee Highway in Fairfax county. Weather can be described as almost apocalyptic. With school over I have a little more free time, am trying to spend most of the weekend taking care of myself, the pigs and my job search.

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"Holding on to your anger is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die."

 – Buddha

Watched Anger Management with Charlie Sheen. Was like a home movie, especially the OCD daughter.

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Some people are still without power and a Metro train derailed near Hyattsville. See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

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Fifth of July!

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Happy Fourth of July!

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Andy Griffith died today. Years ago he did a TV spot for crackers. Or maybe it was steak sauce. Someone wrote that he sounded like a mooing cow.

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Still hot.

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Bonne fête du Canada et bonne fête, Dan Aykroyd :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU