DAY 73

The end of what could be in the very least described as a tumultuous year. A couple things I probably haven't mentioned in the last couple months--have been going to school, went to visit the relatives in Pennsylvania. They day before that a tire blew up in my face, ended up in the WHC ER. At least one of the doctors was hot. 
Also, there was the robbery and Perpetua's death, yet with all this I have come out feeling loved, cherished even. And fallen in love. I had thought of myself as a pretty non-sexual being, a eunuch, even. So, 2013, bring it!

For more that you haven't seen, seewww.facebook.com/snipercatcher , www.twitter.com/snipercatcher and www.twitter.com/thejanechannel

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!

Enough said. 

WEEK

PICTURE THIS

A day in December. Picture this--freezing cold weather: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmG7NfCdaCo

SUNDAY PAPER

DAY 72

DAY 71

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

Or as they called it on Saturday Night Live, "Dense and Densibility." At one point Kate Winslet gets horribly upset over Greg Wise, goes for a walk in the rain and ends up with an "infectious fever." I can't tell you how many times I've gone out and got soaked and nothing happens to me. Still, at the end Emma Thompson ends up with Hugh Grant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIz0-ColaSE

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 70

Festivus is over, but I still have grievances to air: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KIMRsTu12g

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU THAT

Ok, yeah, you were drunk, but you DID call me that and it wasn't nice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6G46Mw3PqM

DAY 69

Why am I so tired after about four hours in two hospitals/clinics?

LES MISÉRABLES

Did the Jewish thing, saw Les Misérables Christmas Day. Jean Valjean stole a loaf of bread and it ends up as a two-hour and 37-minute feature film. Great visuals, the vocals not all the best. It seems I am almost always Éponine: http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/12/14/les-miserables-eponine-and-marius

Marius was a twit, but the Entertainment Weekly person put it well when she said "frankly, having a crush that doesn’t like you back is the very least of anyone’s problems in 19th century France."

DAY 68

Boy, Jesus, you really know how to stick it to people the day after your birthday. But it was your birthday, not ours.

And you assholes who robbed us, you NEVER thought you would take something you couldn't give back and it wasn't money, drivers licenses, debit cards or flash drives. And you managed to hurt all three of us, maybe more, in ways of which you never dreamed. I hope you're happy.

DAY 67

Merry Christmas!

Lest we take the holiday too seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOe3CXE-mA

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9XzrDltKgI

CHRISTMAS EVE IN ADMO

Christmas Eve in Adams Morgan is kind of like the opening of La Boheme. Or maybe Rent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5yK-3iUGQE

DAY 66

The snow's actually falling it down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiSPNaQNGOY

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here the for the Wilmington News Journal: http://www.delawareonline.com

DAY 65

Today is the fourth Sunday of Advent.

WEEK

Gas prices around $3.30/gallon in NW DC. Week ended with bitterly cold weather, almost too cold to go out last night, so I went with a guy to the Diner after last call.

BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN

"Swear you hit me like a vision
I, I, I wasn't expectin'
But who am I to tell fate where it's supposed to go?

Lightning strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun
Brighter than the sun"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5o6M7S5nQ

DAY 64

Nothing seems to make a woman more attractive to men than being pissed off at another man and wanting to stick it to him. Go figure.

DAY 63

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

The world did not come to an end as the Mayans predicted. Good thing I didn't do what I WANTED, which would have meant my behaving like a total asshole.

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DAY 62

Went to confession, managed to not giggle.

DAY 61

Let's do it, just even for a night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9jFmHZve6M

This is the rap version--the "real" version isn't allowed on  US Youtube for copyright reasons, but oh, the sentiment is there, although I don't think I could say "just even for a night."

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DAY 60

Total clusterfuck. I feel as though I've fallen through a rabbit hole or a worm hole or some kind of hole. Sometimes you just need to cuddle a pig.

ANOTHER NICE SONG FOR A COLD, DAMP NIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij71IphBFyY

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A NICE SONG FOR A DAMP, RAINY NIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkiveodWIO4

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DAY 59

With Christmas and a new year coming I look for many beautiful surprises to come my way.

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SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Baltimore Sun, hun: www.baltimoresun.com

DAY 58

Today is the third Sunday of Advent.

WEEK

Dow down, gas was $3.31/gallon at the Sunoco Station at the corner of 14th and U, the place where I got my first-ever traffic ticket. Weather is chilly but not unbearable. After eight weeks of sucking, things now seem to suck less.

MY PRIDE STILL FEELS THE STING...

...you were my everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSBFehvLJDc

IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS...

I did not tell the McLean Bible Church assholes to go fuck themselves.

DAY 57

Eight weeks ago today we were robbed. Robbing the obsessive compulsive is a particularly shitty thing to do--we obsess/agonize over it twice as much as anyone else.

ETA-it was 28 people who were killed in Connecticut yesterday.

DAY 56

27 confirmed dead in Newtown, Connecticut. I pass the site of the robbery at least once every day.

Every traumatic incident feels more traumatic now--ambulances, cop cars...

http://www.preces-latinae.org/thesaurus/Varia/Requiem.html 

janedoe@seductive.com 

OVERHEARD IN ADAMS MORGAN:

"You've seen me puke before."

DON'T STOP BELIEVING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCy7lLQwToI

DAY 55

Today is the feast of St. Lucy. According to most calendars, starting today, the sun will go down one minute later every day.

DAY 54

Today is the feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe, apparently a big one in this neighbourhood. Things are weird here and it's nowhere near full moon.

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DAY 53

I am not handling any of this well.

DAY 52

Paybacks are a bitch. Just sayin'

Bushed

Three parties in one day.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Catholic Virginian: http://www.richmonddiocese.org/office/catholic-virginian

DAY 51

Today is the second Sunday of Advent. Yeah, I know it's pretty lame.

WHY IS THIS NIGHT DIFFERENT FROM OTHER NIGHTS?

Oops, sorry, wrong holiday. Happy Chanukah!

WALK AWAY

This is what cops tell me to do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmpJZ8hNZR0

And I just think this is a cool song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqAh1dQu_pg

DAY 50

Today is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. Seven weeks ago we were robbed. Perpetua died four weeks ago.

WEEK

Dow closed up, weather got pretty cold, week ended rather pleasantly. The lowest gas price I saw was $3.35/gallon at the Sunoco Station on Harvard St. and one other place. On new meds but getting sloppy about the old ones. Not sleeping well and forgetting to eat.

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EVEN AT MY AGE

I still ache from desire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0cZx6JN6SQ

Infamy

The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor 71 years ago today. When I was a little kid it was on calendars like a holiday but my parents said it was inappropriate to wish peeps Happy Pearl Harbor Day.  Some peeps say last year's earthquake, tsunami and subsequent nuclear disaster were revenge for Pearl Harbor. And then there was Godzilla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM

DAY 49

This car ran into Mac's. I can vouch for my whereabouts at the time. First the fire at Shenanigans, now this. Who's next? Millie N Al's? North Sea? Pizza Boli's? Starbucks? The Diner?

 

 

janedoe@seductive.com

 

LIFE DOES NOT IMITATE ART

A bunch of Law and Order SVU episodes on the USA network. DC cops are nowhere near as diligent. And yes, sexual crimes are heinous--at least I wasn't raped.

DAY 48

Happy St. Nicholas Day: http://universecityblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/patron-saint-nicholas-patron-saint-of-poor-people.jpg?w=640

OUR PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP

http://www.vatican.va/archive/catechism_lt/index_lt.htm

just sayin'

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DAY 47

I'm so in love with you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzsYKjIchg

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WHAT DO I STAND FOR?

Most nights, I don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

DAY 46

Talked to a cop tonight--he told me not to feel guilty. But do you realize I didn't mean for any of us to get hurt? And that I probably think about it a thousand times a day?

MATTERS OF THE HEART

The sister of a high school classmate is awaiting a heart transplant in California. Apparently I wouldn't make a good donor, even dead: http://hearttransplant.com/faqs_hearttx.html

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TO THE ASSHOLES WHO ROBBED US:

You have no idea what you've done. I hope you're happy with the less than 60 dollars you got from me. Because things will never be the same. You suck.

janedoe@seductive.com

AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH...

I will leave it up to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqq3tW3iACw

And I DID say I was sorry. Nothing more I can do.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 45

My ass does not smell like patchouli. And I am not into voodoo. I'm Catholic.

janedoe@seductive.com

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Washington Post: www.washingtonpost.com

DAY 44

Today is the first Sunday of Advent.

WEEK

Bitter cold in the last couple days but warming up. I think the cheapest I paid for gas was $3.35/gallon at the Sunoco station on Harvard St. Working through medical stuff--it's a struggle to make appointments, take medications etc.

MASSAGING ASSHOLES

Talked with D about massaging assholes. I meant people who are assholes, not actual rectal massages.

"NOVEMBER...

...is the most disagreeable month in the whole year"

Louisa May Alcott

And now it's December, but yeah, it's been a sucky couple of weeks.

WORLD AIDS DAY

Today is World AIDS Day.

DAY 43

Six weeks ago we were robbed. Perpetua died three weeks ago. At least now I have two pigs again.

DAY 42

Today is the Feast of St. Andrew: http://www.twoheartsdesign.com/prayers/standrew.html

I have been reciting this novena since I was 12 and don't think I ever got what I prayed for but I'm not giving up....

janedoe@seductive.com 

JANEY'S NEW BABY

Janey and Pepsi proudly announce their newest family member. His name is Patapsco, formerly "Cyclone" and he is an 11-month-old dark grey neutered American boar adopted from the Baltimore Humane Society, hence the name. We think he will be a satin. He was surrendered to the Humane Society on or around October 27th or 28th, date of birth given was December 28th, 2011. HIs official adoption date was November 27th of this year, his weight on that date was 2 lb, 1 oz. This was the bio on the society web page:

"Hi everyone! My name is CYCLONE, and I'm looking to blow my way into your heart! I was originally "bought" from a "pet store" by someone who unfortunately didn't realize that they have allergies, which they were unable to manage. Luckily, I was brought to BHS in the hopes of finding a true forever home. I'm looking for a nice, piggy-savvy family with whom to settle down; and in return, I'll be a wonderful companion. Please stop by to meet me soon; I can't wait to start my new life with you!"

As soon as he got home he impressed us by showing us how cute and smart he was.

Special thanks to Tom Grooms from Mix 107 (Cumulus DC) and Dave McCallister from Radio One Baltimore for giving me good references--we hope this will also cement good relations between the Humane Society and two major radio groups.

DIFFICULT PATIENT

I am not a fun patient to examine, or to massage. I still flinch, startle etc.

DAY 41

Saw five cop cars in or near the park and one woman being led away in cuffs.
Apparently the homeless people are actually paying attention to me. Now if I could get the attention of peeps with money. And a place to live....

I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

It's so depressing when drag queens make fun of you. But I still think my ass looks better than theirs.

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ON THE BALL

Todays Powerball drawing may be a record one. I have no money for tickets. I have no money for gas. I had to borrow 20 dollars so I could be LESS overdrawn.

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DAY 40

Wow, like the flood, 40 days and 40 nights. Or like Lent.

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I SAILED MY SHIP OF SAFETY...

'til I sank it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUgwM1Ky228

THE ITP FACTOR

Linda Ellerbee used the term I.T.P. to refer to "indignity to person." Mammographies are an indignity to one's person and this was even before her mastectomy.

DAY 39

Waiting for my mammography but not worried--I am told I have great boobs.

HOW WILL I KNOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg

And how will you know how crazy in love I am with you? And how hard it is for me to be in the same room with you and pretend I don't even notice you?

Just sayin'

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 38

Today is Cyber Monday. I spent $7.09 online to buy business cards.

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'TIS THE (SUNDAY) NIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING

And what John Irving refers to as "conceivably the loneliest" night of the year.

SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT

Watched Cat on a Hot Tin Roof--the Deep South, surgery, ambulances, alcoholism, other drugs, homsexuality. Paul Newman has Elizabeth Taylor in a slip begging for sex. And shirtless Newman--yummy.

DAY 37

Have not started my Christmas card/gift list, that is usually finished Thanksgiving night ):

WEEK

Getting colder, gas prices well under $4.00/gallon in most places around here.

SWEETNESS

A cute guy said to me "do you work in a bakery, 'cos you're a cutie pie." I don't normally get that--I am just grateful people don't beat me and my friends up and steal our money.

GHETTO BITCHES IN SPANDEX

A refers to the chicks who come out of Bukom as "ghetto bitches in Spandex." Some of them have buttocks twice as wide as my whole body. B is intrigued by this. As morally repulsed as I am by this I offered to send some his way. The guy may have saved my life, I owe him one. I don't want to charge him a fee, but should I charge the bitches? Is it fair to do this to him? Or to the bitches?

SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY

I generally try to support small business, including my own, and not just one day a year. But last year on SBS:

1. I had an unpleasant encounter with a small business owner and the camera crew trying to promote said event. Way to treat a longtime neighbourhood resident who tries to support you all year 'round.

2. Tryst had no Wifi on Saturdays, which I remembered AFTER I ordered my drink.

3. I got hassled by Romany and some homeless-looking person.

4. I ended up spending more time and money than I would have at Mac's, *$ etc.

This year the main small biz I tried to support was closed for the WHOLE WEEKEND. The other one was closed for good. I ended up buying a box of teabags and two cans of soup at Metro K Supermarket.

DAY 36

Five weeks ago today we were robbed. Two weeks ago I had two pigs instead of one.

HAGMAN DEAD

Larry Hagman died.

Three phases in my life:

1) I Dream of Jeannie and my childhood

2) Dallas, high school, undergraduate school, graduate school and Wilmington

3) The new Dallas, a new generation

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IT'S FRIDAY

I tried to make it a black one, spent $5.08 on tea/soda at Tyson's (ripoff!) where Marco was making an appearance.

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DAY 35

A Christmas classic with which to start the generic winter holiday season: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

For me "the winter holidays" start with Thanksgiving and end with Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras or Chinese New Year, whichever comes last.

From now until January second things will be weird. janedoe@seductive.com 

THE MOST PROFOUND THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY

G says "in some fucked up [sic] incestual way, we're all family."

THINGS FOR WHICH I AM THANKFUL

1) My mom and I still alive.

2) Pepsi and Peppy are still alive.

3) I have a place to live.

4) And in spite of everything I feel protected. Cherished even.

DAY 34

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

The best Friends Thanksgiving ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU5k3OcRDSo

Probably the second best was the one in which Joey ends up as the VD Poster Boy.

DAY 33

Not such a bad night in AdMo. No one's hit me or thrown anything at me and a nice bouncer told me he threw a guy's ass out for hassling me last weekend.

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DAY 32

Applied to be in a clinical trial at NIH but they turned me down. Apparently I'm too damaged. Last time I wasn't damaged enough.

DAY 31

I never would have thought of tequila body shots. But Tequila and lime juice can burn as well as salt: http://www.tequila-shots.com/Drinks.htm

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VANILLA SKY

Watched that this afternoon while emailing about Perpetua's death and the robbery.

DAY 30

They say when G-d closes a door he opens a window. Sometimes he opens the door again, even if for a little while. Sometimes he opens another door. Sometimes he opens a crawlspace. As I said yesterday, it is what it is.

IT'S LIKE WHAT I TOLD BOBBLEHEAD ABOUT LESBIAN SEX

It is what it is.

APPARENTLY I AM A MAGNET FOR CRIME

But at least I can prove where I was at the time: http://www.wtop.com/109/3123525/Two-men-stabbed-at-Woodley-Park-Metro-Station

DAY 29

Four weeks ago today we were robbed. One week ago today I had two pigs instead of one.

DAY 28

Today is the feast of St. Margaret of Scotland, my patroness: http://catholicexchange.com/st-margaret-of-scotland

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DAY 27

It was a dull evening until E left her smartphone unattended and one of her co-workers posted "omg I just sharted again, some please help me. I have lumpy yoga pants."

www.facebook.com/snipercatcher

A says leaving your computer (phone) unlocked like that is beyond stupid.

DAY 26

Why is my life so much like a Woody Allen Movie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pid1z7Ly7Hs&feature=relmfu

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DAY 25

It just gets weirder. The Mellow Mushroom is having drag queen bingo tomorrow night. With my luck they probably look/dress better than I do.

DAY 24

Veteran's Day.

Woke up in horrible pain this morning. The good thing about being a massage therapist is knowing what to do for it, the bad thing is not having anyone to massage you. BTW, aspirin really is the wonder drug that works wonders.

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DAY 23

Mom told me not to go to church for fear of infecting anyone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQzQAlNn4

WEEK

DAY 22

"Little" Perpetua died. My heart is too numb to be broken.

DAY 21

David Petraeus resigned. All the networks are leading with it.

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...

It's not Thanksgiving and already they're playing this at Millies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7_v26k-rI&list=UUEQyJK7h8dTy4DhwcjsUfZw&index=13&feature=plcp

Another generic winter holiday favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8LmMtScH3g

DAY 20

Amazing how an incredibly horrible morning can turn into a lovely afternoon.

DAY 19

My throat hurts and I'm having nightmares. Gonna take an Ambien.

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DAY 18

Obama won again. Fuck. Four more years of this. At least Biden's entertaining.

DAY 17

My brain is turning into Jell-O

BLANKET APOLOGY:

To anyone I have yelled at, addressed by the wrong name, etc

"I AM THE BAD THINGS...

...that happen to good people."

Ellen DeGeneres

Two guys practically save my life and the lord G-d rewards them by sending them a fire. There really is no fucking justice. A bright spot: the Smoothie King guy feels sorry for me and gives me a free drink.

DAY 16

At *$ in AdMo' running out of steam. Incentive to keep going-there is pizza after 5:30 mass: http://stmatthewscathedral.org/join/young-adults

WEEK

DAY 15

Two weeks since the robbery. Doctor gave me a script for Ambien, didn't even have to ask.  Studs are saying if THEY had walked me home, it wouldn't have happened. Ok, but where were they THEN?

I THINK I'LL WRITE A BOOK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1keSSwdcI

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DAY 14

Possible jumper off the Duke Ellington Bridge last night, confirmed fatal shooting in Northeast this morning.

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WORST HALLOWEEN EVER

That's what I was going to say. But I was pleasantly surprised. E feels bad about the assholes stealing my Mac's coupons so she sez she'll buy me a Mac. And apparently I have multiple men vying for my attention.

DAY 13

Today is All Saints' Day, a holy day of obligation. Actually got my ass into church.

DAY

DAY TWELVE

I thought this would end today, did not count on being a victim vs innocent bystander. I am debating whether or not to wear my princess costume--afraid I will not be able to run away or that someone will grab me by my skirt/sleeves: http://www.ordercostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/CC00859REDFULL.jpg

Of the two guys who were with me during the robbery one says he still has trouble seeing out of one eye, he tells me the other may lose a tooth. This should not have happened to them -- they may have saved my life.

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I'M NOT QUITE AS WELL

I thought you should know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

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SITTIN' BITCH

Watching the Friends episode with the four guys in the cop car--Ross is sitting bitch. I learned that expression last week. Trying to see humour in the situation.  I can't think of a time in which I was in a cop car and it was a good thing.

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DAY

DAY ELEVEN

Nobody listens to me. But this is nothing new.

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TWO OTHER THINGS I AM REMEMBERING

1) My father died eight years ago today
That week was a lot like this one--there were 30-40 MPH winds in Michigan, which blew down telephone wires. As a result, his twin sister did not find out about his death until days after it happened.

2) Nine years ago yesterday I was robbed: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html

This is not usually a good time of year for me.

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BEST TWEET OF THE DAY

From www.twitter.com/birbigs : Hurricane Sandy bumps masturbation rate by 750%

It will be interesting to see how many babies named Sandy will be born nine months from now.

Today would be a good day for a 24-hour urine as I'm not supposed to leave home anyway.

For my Twitter pages see www.twitter.com/snipercatcher  and www.twitter.com/thejanechannel 

I am actually kind of bored. Snow would be more interesting to look at at least.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY

DAY TEN

I am in no mood for a hurricane. Or, as Christopher says, I am in no fucking mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

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DAY

DAY NINE

Worked at the Marine Corps Marathon. A balloon popped behind me and scared me. I heard sirens and told R. That's what happens after 30 years in radio.

WEEK

Weather has been mostly pleasant, I think I saw gas for $3.49/gallon on Lee Highway in Arlington.

DAY

DAY EIGHT

Not everything is as it appears in Jane's World. Especially to Jane

HOW DO YOU TELL A GUY...

..."Sorry about your privates?" There probably is no way ):

janedoe@post.com

PRAYING...

....for the assholes who robbed us:

DAY

DAY SEVEN

I'm turning into Kelly Bundy. Not that I look like her, I am just getting spacey, forgetful etct: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS3W8663LYk

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DAY

DAY SIX

I am NOT handling this well ):

DAY

DAY FIVE

Ten years ago today marks the capture of the snipers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. I look at helping my boss help catch them as the greatest thing I've ever done:
http://janedoesnotes.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-snipercatcher.html

Hence the urls www.facebook.com/snipercatcher  and www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

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DAY

DAY FOUR

To add insult to injury I am still finding bits of my stuff on Ashmead Place.

AFTERSHOCK

I startle easily and laugh at inappropriate times.

DAY

DAY THREE

My father could use every four-letter word in the English language and a couple others but he was funny about women and profanity. Men could curse all they wanted to as long as it wasn't directed at women and women were not allowed to curse, especially his daughter.

My mom said he would be horrified at the way my massage clients treated me. She said "he may have abused you but no one else was allowed to." I guess that's something.

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DAY

DAY TWO

Found my purse yesterday on the wall of the Portuguese ambassador's residence and my cell phone (still usable) on the lawn of the French ambassador's residence. And got to speak French. It's nice to be spoken to French, even it's obscene (which it was not)

WEEK

Gas prices are mostly down, a lot below $4.00/gallon. I saw it for $3.55 at the Liberty station on Lee Highway in Arlington.

DAY

DAY ONE

I was robbed about two hours ago. More to follow.

ST. ANTHONY'S CRAB FEAST!

http://brooklandbridge.com/2360/st-anthonys-crab-feast-and-fish-fry-coming-soon-get-your-tickets-now

DAY

I AM HIV NEGATIVE

I am also Hepatis A, B and C negative

And I'm not pregnant, either.

по-русски

Got a ride home from a Russian cab driver. He actually understood me.

DAY

Had blood drawn at NIH. The guy who did it had an emblem that looked suspiciously like that of the Dharma Initiative peeps:

DAY

Heard this on Fringe and liked it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZKAQ5B_aM0

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DAY

My mom's cat is 13 years old today!

DAY

"You meet the weirdest people."

Mary Hautanen on the sexuality of her daughter's co-workers.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET 15!

Come to our party tomorrow (Monday) at El Tamarindo and bring your friends! 25% of everything earned goes to our school: http://byteback15.eventbrite.com

DAY

US Senator Arlen Specter (D-PA) died today in Philadelphia of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He was 82.

He was a guest on the Bohannon Show. I think I met him in person.

WEEK

DAY

Support our school:

www.byteback.org or

 http://www.razoo.com/story/15-For-15-Birthday-Challenge/related_causes

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The Nationals are out of the running for the World Series. The only good thing about the Cardinals is that one of them is named Kozma.

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DR. HOUSE IS IN THE HOUSE!

But Biden is entertaining, too.

See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

And www.twitter.com/thejanechannel

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One of Hall and Oates' lesser-known songs. CREEM magazine described it as "lovely" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZTCxL-v1x4

Remember CREEM?

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"My sister's a prostitute, we call her Trix...my brother's a homosexual, we call him Froot Loop...my nephew's retarded--we call him Special K"

Eddie Murphy

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A valuable lesson: A tablet (phone) is only as good as its apps.

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY!

Four years ago today I adopted "little" Perpetua from the Montgomery County shelter.

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Ten years ago today the DC snipers killed their first victim. I remember that night. There was a report of a body found at the Giant parking lot in Leisure World. We didn't bother reporting it right away.

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The Occupy DC people came to our city one year ago today. They have served as little more than human paperweights.

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Since there is no September 31st the shooting was eleven months ago. I am thinking of going to Georgetown but still kind of scared.

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BREAST CANCER BITES

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Trying to go to Breast Cancer Bites tomorrow:

http://947freshfm.cbslocal.com/2012/09/04/94-7-fresh-fms-breast-cancer-bites-is-back/

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Today was Frodo's last day, at least doing the 6-10 shift. I won't miss the little shig.

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Support Mix 107 and Children's National Medical Center: http://www.mix1073fm.com/Article.asp?id=2503346

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My grandmother would have been 105 years old today.

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First day of fall. My least favourite season.

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Pignic in the Park: http://pigloo.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4144

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Just finished watching Raising Arizona, now watching the Three Stooges: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4C3MSQAok

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Happy New Year 5773!

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TROUBLE WEIGHS A TON

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9cEslY7z1w

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I like this article: http://mix1073fm.com/Article.asp?id=2530488&spid=22595

Don't think I've sat on a guy's doorstep for hours, but a guy DID follow me out of the One Stop Job Centre.

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Interested in becoming a Catholic? Email hkinney@stmatthewscathedral.org  or call 202-347-3215

SUPPORT DACOURT

See http://www.giveforward.com/dacourt

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I feel better. Or am trying to.

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Eleven years later I heard planes flying low over my neighbourhood and couldn't help noticing. Low-flying planes have always made me nervous but now I think if we're going to be killed by them there's nothing to do about it.

One year to the day I adopted him I buried Puzzle's ashes. And watched the Green Mile. Both were surprisingly cathartic.

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Somehow there is something kinda funny about a fight between a tattoo artist and a disgruntled customer. Especially at 2:00 AM. It's been years since a man has taken me to a tattoo parlour.

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Went to the DC Shorts Fest. Thank G-d some of these people don't make full-length feature films: www.dcshorts.com

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A guy got stabbed outside the Adams Morgan Farmer's Market. I was a couple hundred yards away. I was practically on that spot a couple hours earlier. And  on this the day before Adams Morgan Day.

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I do believe in fairies! Unfortunately, Harvey Korman ruined Peter Pan for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-lPBGIe9U

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I am getting so pissed with the slowness of my Nook tablet and Barnes and Noble's incompetence/attitude I am returned the tablet.

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Weather is still hot, but at least in the double digits. I think you can buy gas for under $4.00/gallon in Virginia.

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Ten months since the shooting. And apparently no progress made.

WHEN THE MAN...

Starbucks has a new Johnny Cash CD. This song isn't on it, but I like the apocalyptic references: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw

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Been having lots of weird dreams. Some of them come true.

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"Love means never having to say you're sorry"

Erich Segal

"Computers mean always having to say you're sorry."

Jane Hautanen

The same applies to tablets, cell phones etc

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Some asshole on 18th St. addressed me as "toilet." You have to admit that's original.

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Hurricane Isaac is supposed to make landfall at New Orleans soon. Mom is ok in Florida.

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I like this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

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Watched the Craigslist Killer on Lifetime TV. Made me hate giving massages even more.

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Dow up, gas prices over $4.00/gallon in most places. Temperatures have dropped a little, my energy levels have picked up a little.

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Neil Armstrong died today. Most of the networks led with it.

OUR NEW BABY!

Janey and Perpetua announce the arrival of their newest family member Her name is Pepsi, she is a VERY cute American sow, slightly over two months old. She came from the Montgomery County shelter, Perpetua's alma mater:

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Finished all 300+ Facebook birthday thank-you's. I apologize to anyone whom I neglected, whose name I misspelled, etc.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG SAYS "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

As a result, he faces ban, loss of titles: http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2012/08/23/armstrong-ending-fight-against-doping-charges-putting-7-tour-titles-at-risk

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One year ago today an earthquake rocked part of North America. To this day, Perpetua has not spoken one word about it:

I think it was also 16 years ago today that I bought my condo.

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We heard a  version of this in Kaballah class: http://ctribe.blogspot.com/2011/04/cherokee-wolf.html#!/2011/04/cherokee-wolf.html

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Bought a Nook. Not sure if I like it:

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Phyllis Diller died today. When I was a little kid I remember seeing someone throwing powder on her and thinking it was funny. Miss Manners said "in order to succeed in the entertainment business, one should be entertaining."

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It actually rained today, apparently a lot. We had our pastor's 70th birthday party today. At least he had nice weather for his actual birthday, which was yesterday.

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Dow up, over 13 thousand, temperatures still around 90 but a little more bearable. Did not have the predicted storms for my birthday. Doctors are convinced what I have is an allergy, doing everything I can, natural and unnatural. Gas was as low as $3.59/gallon at two places on Rockville Pike.

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I love this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97g2phDXMM0

Heard it today for the first time on 94 Fresh today. Thought I had WETA on.

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"Baby" Pandora died one year ago today:

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Today marks the 35th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death. Kind of like the Kennedy assassination -- I remember where I was and what I was doing at the time.

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Today is the feast of the Assumption.

 

One of my Jewish friends says "I assume you people are crazy." Of course he refers to his own people as "loony."

 

I went to mass because

 

1) It's a holy day of obligation.

 

2) To thank G-d that I'm not dead.

 

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A birthday. A big one.

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Too bad Freddie Mercury wasn't there with his bandmates at the London Olympics last night. If you are black, white, Asian, gay, straight, stick around. Because there is someone who will miss you if you're not around.

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Last day of the summer Olympics in London. Didn't watch them much.

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Mitt Romney has chosen Paul Ryan as his running mate.

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I had to have my darling baby boy Puzzle put to sleep this morning. I loved him so much.

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"Rabbi Yekel of Zans, who had the best diction in the world until a
Gentile stole his resonant underwear, dreamed three nights running
that if he would only journey to Vorki he would find a great treasure
there. Bidding his wife and children goodbye, he set out on a trip,
saying he would return in ten days. Two years later, he was found
wandering the Urals and emotionally involved with a panda. Cold and
starving, the Rev was taken back to his home, where he was revived
with steaming soup and flanken. Following that, he was given
something to eat. After dinner, he told this story: Three days out of
Zans, he was set upon by wild nomads. When they learned he was a
Jew, they forced him to alter all their sports jackets and take in their
trousers. As if this were not humiliation enough, they put sour cream
in his ears and sealed them with wax. Finally, the Rabbi escaped and
headed for the nearest town, winding up in the Urals instead, because
he was ashamed to ask directions.
After telling the story, the Rabbi rose and went into his bedroom
to sleep, and, behold, under his pillow was the treasure that he
originally sought. Ecstatic, he got down and thanked God. Three days
later, he was back wandering in the Urals again, this time in a rabbit
suit.
The above small masterpiece amply illustrates the absurdity of
mysticism. The Rabbi dreams three straight nights. The Five Books of
Moses subtracted from the Ten Commandments leaves five. Minus
the brothers Jacob and Esau leaves three. It was reasoning like this
that led Rabbi Yitzhok Ben Levi, the great Jewish mystic, to hit the
double at Aqueduct fifty-two days running and still wind up on relief."

Woody Allen

Started Kabbalah class tonight.

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TO AN ATHLETE DYING YOUNG

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We are in what Alexandra Fuller describes as the "soupy heat" of day:
http://www.randomhouse.com/boldtype/0303/fuller/excerpt.html

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Got the news about the DC Shorts Festival. I will probably volunteer -- probably safe for my deteriorated state of mind:  http://dcshorts.com

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Years ago there was a Saturday Night Live with John Belushi called The Thing That Wouldn't Leave. I think that's what we can call this cold/allergy/whatever.

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I am looking forward to a good month.

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I can't get this song out of my head. And even at my age it rings true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

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Talked to Ariana/Anna about renewing our web domain and she said we need to talk to Cassandra/Cheryl/Tashi. This could involve seven personalities if we include both of mine.
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I am in pain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3rpflxUx8g

Amy Ray

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Olympics started yesterday. Dow closed over 13 thousand. The lowest gas price I saw was $3.45/gallon at a no-name gas station on Lee Hwy in Fairfax County. Temperatures went into the triple digits at least once.

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Something pressing on my inner ear. I think.

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"She sat down on the landing of the second floor and sniffed and thought how beastly colds were."

Noel Streatfield

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It's not too late to enter your pets in the 2013 Pets of Alexandria Calendar. And vote for Pandora while you're at it: http://awla.convio.net/site/TR/Virtual/General?px=1004144&pg=personal&fr_id=1130

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RIP Sherman Hemsley. George Jefferson's greatest quote "you can't get out every stain."

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Think I'm coming down with something. Pollen counts look pretty normal.

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They took down the Paterno statue at Penn State.

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Dow is down.

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Hearing  details about the shooting in Colorado reminds me of last year's shooting.

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At least twelve killed in Colorado: http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-scene/index.html

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"I smell the rain and with it pain."

Robert Plant/Jimmy Page

Rained like hell this afternoon, apparently the White House was very visible. But it really was a cleansing thing.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrxlfvI17oY

I'm not sure I want to belong to a club that requires me to feel as though I'm performing.  Or one that changes the rules AFTER I enter the game.

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I am in what one of my former co-workers described as a "shithead mood."

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port the Corcoran Gallery: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jul/5/cramped-corcoran-gallery-still-pondering-what-to-d/
http://www.corcoran.org/support-membership

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Bonne Bastillle!

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"If fate throws a knife at you, there are two ways of catching it: by the blade or by the handle."

I read this in a sociology textbook years ago. It is credited as either a Sicilian or Dominican proverb.

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They are talking about removing the Paterno statue from the Penn State campus. We had a Jerry Sandusky at our high school, but as far as I know his victims were girls, not boys.

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The fact that I went to Catholic school also has something to do with it. This would have been useful in Excel class.

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An oldie but a goody. Redneck Haikus for Jim Bohannon:

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I kin git on
Disability.

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent the food money
To Robert Tilton

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock

DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
Mama whups his ass

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keep me from
My El Camino

GATHERING

In the morning mist
Mama scans Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

HUNGER

My shotgun misfires
Loaded with soggy birdshot
No squirrel for lunch

MOTHER AND CHILD

Crusted in boogers,
Baby has Kool-aid stained face
Only Mama loves.

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Spending the evening with Jim Bohannon: http://www.jimbotalk.net

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Why does Twitter make my fucking computer crash?

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Dow closed down but over 12 thousand. Gas prices as low as $3.27W/gallon on Lee Highway in Fairfax county. Weather can be described as almost apocalyptic. With school over I have a little more free time, am trying to spend most of the weekend taking care of myself, the pigs and my job search.

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"Holding on to your anger is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die."

 – Buddha

Watched Anger Management with Charlie Sheen. Was like a home movie, especially the OCD daughter.

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Some people are still without power and a Metro train derailed near Hyattsville. See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher

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Fifth of July!

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Happy Fourth of July!

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Andy Griffith died today. Years ago he did a TV spot for crackers. Or maybe it was steak sauce. Someone wrote that he sounded like a mooing cow.

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Still hot.

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Bonne fête du Canada et bonne fête, Dan Aykroyd :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU

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Weather still murderously hot, gas prices reportedly as low as $3.21/gallon in Anne Arundel County, but as soon as other stations lost power the owner jacked it up to $3.51. Very stressed out due to school, weather, car trouble, work and pigs, hope to be able to rest after the 4^th.  

TWITTERING UP A STORM

Literally. See www.twitter.com/snipercatcher for storm updates:
#DMVStorn #WTOPcool

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Happy 82nd birthday to my mom!

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This never gets old: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moL4MkJ-aLk

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Last night after his second laser therapy treatment Puzzle was gaining a little weight, slurping up Critical Care and eating most veggies and some fruit and trying to eat hay and pellets -- anything to get him to eat. Perpetua, on the other hand, was VERY tired and not eating much and seemed to have trouble walking. Probably the result of being overheated, stressed out, too little water and too much fruit/veggies. I gave her a slug of vegetable oil and gave them both some CC and a little simethecone. This morning Puzzle seemed good, Perpetua was much better but still a little slow.
Miraculously we got to the vet's office and got seen to EARLY -- the treatment was done in eleven minutes. Lots of poops in Puzzle's carrier and either he and Perpetua finished their snacks or the tech threw them away. Perpetua peed in her carrier.
Things went fine until we got to downtown Bethesda. First the ABS light went on on my dashboard and then the airbag light, which was kind of unusual as the airbag had not been deployed. Heck, I didn't even know my car HAD one.
Now the fun begins. It's probably about 90 degrees and the car dies TOTALLY. I put on the flashers and try to call Progressive. Curse you, AT and T. It takes more than one effort. When I finally get through the stupid woman apparently has never heard of Bethesda. Probably never heard of Maryland for that matter. After I have to spell my name and address several times and explain that Old Georgetown Road, and Cordell Avenue are all MAJOR roads and it shouldn't be hard for the tow truck driver to find them. It turns out my Progressive Policy (fuck you, Flo) does NOT cover roadside service. Before the woman can ask if I'm interested in subscribing to Progressive's roadside assistance program I hang up in disgust and call Triple A.
Of course my coverage has expired but fortunately I have my handy-dandy Mastercard with which I can renew. The catch is, if I want same-day service (uh, who plans to have their car break down?) it will be another sixty-plus dollars. Plus four dollars extra because it is more than three miles to the Connecticut Avenue BP Station. I am told the usual wait time is about forty minutes, but because my car is smack in the middle of a five-lane road the wait time will only be about thirty minutes. Meanwhile, the pigs are nice and cool on the floor of a nearby resale boutique and are polite enough not to wheek at the shop attendant for food. I go to the nearest pizza carry out and buy a two-dollar Coke Zero, but they don't have ice. And the bathroom door is blocked and needs to be cleared before I can get in to use it.
The tow truck actually arrives in less than 30 minutes. Unfortunately it has vinyl seats which are not terribly comfortable when it's 90 degrees outside and you're wearing a mini skirt. And the A/C isn't working. The driver suggests I roll down the window. I refrain from telling him I have a party to go to and don't want to mess up my hair any more than it is. To make things better I spill most of my 30-oz Coke onto the plastic floor of the truck. What doesn't go onto the floor goes into my shoes. At least they are not the "new" shoes I had planned on wearing to the party.
While I am in the truck the vet returns my call and the poor driver has to hear about Puzzle's abscess, which I try to be as decorous about as possible. I refrain from getting into to much detail about either pigs' bowel/bladder function. The vet advises me to drink heavily at the party.
We actually get to the BP station with no more incident and the garage owner tells me it's probably the alternator. Prepared for a cab ride home and a driver who conveniently has no change I get some at the Suntrust across the street. Two or three cabs ignore me and the Metrobus actually arrives before a cab does. The driver apparently does not know I am carrying pigs and lets me board with them. The bus ride to Woodley Park goes without event and so does the brief cab ride home.
BTW, the party was lovely and the host, a former co-worker, paid my bar tab. Both pigs are eating well and I am watching House. Puzzle's next treatment is Saturday afternoon. Really a good thing, as another ride in this weather tomorrow would be pretty traumatic for all of us. The question is how to get him there if I don't have wheels by then.

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Saw a lot of scenery like this in Virginia today: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Brooklyn_Museum_-_June_-_George_Inness_-_overall.jpg

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Bushed

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Barbecue Battle today and tomorrow: http://mix1073fm.com/Article.asp?id=2475949&spid=6578

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

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Dow up, weather mostly pleasant. I hear gas is below $3.40/gallon in Manassas. With school ending I have a little more time to rest.

MY BEEFS WITH THE SUBWAY ON 18TH ST IN ADAMS MORGAN

1.       You never have Hearty Italian bread. Stop advertising it if you don’t.

2.       You don’t provide courtesy cups to customers no matter how much money they spend there.

3.       Half the time your bathroom is not open to the public. What the hell’s your problem? Are you just cheap or is your toilet actually not working? If it’s not, this is a violation.

4.       I asked for a fork and all you have are spoons. Pretty lame for a place that serves salads.

5.       Your sign says you are open until 4:00 AM yet you close at 3:20. My boss wouldn’t be terribly happy if I left work  40 minutes early.

6.       Your staff members are incredibly slow.

7.       They have an unbelievably poor command of the English language.

8.       They can’t get orders right. Not sure if this is because of their poor English or a lack of native intelligence.

9.       I asked to exchange a dollar coin for a dollar bill and the person on duty told me the register wasn’t open. I pointed to the tip container and he tried to give me four quarters rather than a bill. Not surprisingly there was not much money in the tip container.  

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Yay! No more morning classes until August at least!

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Watching Bones passionately try to catch a killer. They don’t do that in real life, at least not the in finding the kids who killed Tyronn Garner. Or the ones who beat me up and robbed me.

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Happy Flag Day!

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I am IC3 certified:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8eRc4erX_A

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The Jerry Sandusky trial continues in Bellefonte.  Here is probably the most lucid thing I have seen written about the whole sad affair: http://bdgarp.tumblr.com/post/16295849576/this-is-not-an-editorial-just-my-thoughts-a-man

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Yay, only one more morning class. Crackhead actually ANSWERED his phone when it rang in school.

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getting ready for the Mad Men party: http://events.insidenova.com/washington_dc/events/show/264471745-mad-men-s5-finale-viewing-party

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Long Island Press: http://www.longislandpress.com/

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Dow closed up, gas was as low as $3.43 at the Sunoco station on Rockville Pike.

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Union Rags is the winner of this year's Belmont Stakes.

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I'll Have Another is put of the Belmont Stakes and I will have to take Module B again.

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K bought me two boxes of donuts. So I guess she doesn't think I'm too fat. Or just isn't thinking.

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It was not very polite when A said "shut up, crackhead," but it sure was  funny.

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I am studying to the point where I am practically cross-eyed: http://byteback.onlineexpert.com/ole_v6/login.php

I have been advised against it for fear my eyes will freeze that way.

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Passed the first module. One down, two to go!

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Slept about 16 hours, using most of the day for rest/studying. Big test tomorrow.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the NewYork Times: http://www.nytimes.com/

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Headed to Bull Run for Vintage Virginia: http://wmal.com/Article.asp?id=2445994&spid=32949

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TODAY...

...is the feast of the Visitation:  http://catholicexchange.com/10-beautiful-things-about-the-visitation

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Mistrial/acquittal for John Edwards:http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/north-carolina-edwards-trial/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARL FABERGE:

I like the Google Doodle but not the fact that my Google stock was down when I last checked: http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Tech-Culture/2012/0530/Peter-Carl-Faberge-How-Communism-crushed-the-Faberge-egg

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Iamhavingrelationalissues.

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Happy Memorial Day! (Although some of my Facebook friends find the term "Happy" inappropriate)

My Facebook address: http://www.facebook.com/snipercatcher

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Compared to some people I'm doing better than they are, healthwise, if not financially. And they say health is better than wealth.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Falls Church News Press: http://www.fcnp.com/

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Dow down, weather awfully humid. The lowest I've seen gas prices is $3.57/gallon at three places on Lee Highway in Arlington. Stress, lack of sleep are catching up with me.

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Pretty much the same as yesterday.

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Relative humidity was 71% when I last checked. Which is probably why I'm so tired.

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Did Marion Barry REALLY use the word "Pollacks," referring to people of Polish descent?

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OMG, our new teacher sounds like Van Driessen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqT8MMVx2Xg

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY

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Tonight is the series finale of House. Boo hoo.

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Today is Acension Thursday.

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON...

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There is no reason to make someone feel guilty for walking into a store, restaurant, office etc. Especially when it's your job to wait on them.

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"It's six times my annual salary, and after two years, it covers suicide."

Vincent Kartheiser

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Happy Mother's Day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Lojw0kTGs

If you're on Facebook, click here for a bonus: http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=881849349900&set=a.582225293910.2250238.22909518&type=1&theater

When you ask men if they have any children some say "none that I know of." When men (especially doctors) ask if do I say "If I did, I spontaneously aborted."

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I do not have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT ME:

Deal with it:: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk

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Tomorrow is Community Computer Day :http://communitycomputerday.eventbrite.com/

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"After a May as cold and gray as December"

Elizabeth Janet Gray

This May has been kind of chilly, too.

WHAT WOULD AN HTML CLASS BE...

...without my beloved Allan Loudell? Check the source code:
http://ourhtmlclass.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/html-2-class-2

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Vidal Sassoon died. I never liked his haircuts that much. I guess his hair care products were okay.

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NINE YEARS AGO TODAY

I adopted my beloved Pippin:

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RIP Maurice Sendak.

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They are continuing our HTML class. Yay!

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Nicolas Sarkozy has been voted out of office. Apparently things suck in France, too.

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QvblCiHw4&list=UU7E-LYc1wivk33iyt5bR5zQ&index=1&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tn9hye7U6g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkHnqvqbZU

I'LL HAVE ANOTHER...

is the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby.

THERE'S A MOON OUT TONIGHT...

Not just a full moon tonight, but a super moon: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/05/us-usa-moon-idUSBRE84409Y20120505

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Happy Cinco De Mayo:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/lajimi/More%20Lolcats/cinco_de_meow.jpg

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Rrrrrrr

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You're heard of bad hair days? I'm having a bad computer day. Or at least a weird one.

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Osama Bin Laden's been dead for a year. Have your lives improved any?

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Happy May Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c13q2wYZr_0

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April come she will: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVLZiDlTXGc

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THOUGHTS ON THIS YEAR'S CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

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Prince William and Princess Kate were married one year ago today. And they said it wouldn't last: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug
And to think I only knew this song from Monty Python: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yIWBO_7nio

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Washington Times: http://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Getting ready for the White House Correspondents Dinner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkHnqvqbZU&feature=g-upl

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It's a cold, wet miserable night -- I can easily imagine I'm in Holland: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=429PaSejZCE

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Dick Clark Dead at 82:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/obit/story/2012-04-18/dick-clark-dies-at-82/54390716/1

GOVERNMENT DO TAKE A BITE!

Don't she? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVesAXZPzA

I am actually getting a refund.

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Why should we break our backs, stupidly, paying tax: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HazQlWgdzg

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Hard to believe it's been five years since the Virginia Tech shootings. Growing up in Virginia it's hard to NOT know someone who went to Virginia Tech or UYVA. And having gone to school in Pennsylvania/having family there it's hard not to know someone who went to Penn State. My cousin's husband also died five years ago today.

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Only in Adams Morgan could four assholes get into an argument over the virtues of vegetarianism, causing in the deployment of four uniformed police officers.

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I wonder who are the bigger assholes, parking lot attendants or security guards?

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Dow ended down, under 13 K. Can't find gas for under $4.00/gallon in DC. Weather still chilly but mostly sunny. Pollen counts are off the charts, which may explain why I've felt so tired since before Easter.

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