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COMPLETED MY CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS AND MAILED OUT ALL BUT ONE OF MY GENERIC WINTER HOLIDAY CARDS.

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I have internet after nearly a week without it. Thanks, assholes.

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ON THE FEAST OF STEPHEN

Today is his feast day: http://catholicexchange.com/2011/12/26/139951

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ROOM AT THE INN:

I am in the lobby of the Hinckley Hilton because I still have no internet at home and slept past Blockbuster's closing time. At least the security guards are treating me like a princess.

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BEING JEWISH THE REST OF THE DAY

Chinese and a movie.

POSSIBLY THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVER:
See http://www.hulu.com/watch/58777/night-gallery-the-messiah-on-mott-streetthe-painted-mirror

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For unto us a child is born: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9morqKUH0Sw

I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN

That it's also Chanukah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i89RaWyh4vk

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG3GFH7r2RA&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/netnewyork#p/u/13/Ggd4KIiB8dI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIhNQKgMdg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=FoKG_4g5bNc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i89RaWyh4vk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M_XyEzNlIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ycWObpi73Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9morqKUH0Sw

http://janedoesvlog.blogspot.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQ4gCYp-BI&feature=fvwp&NR=1

PASSED THE BASKET AT MASS

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I want to read but am too tired.

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DAY 53

Got all my pre-Christmas shopping and mailing done -- it was not nearly as bad as the media made it out to be. Yeah, I know that's not what Christmas is about.

DAY 52

Money is slow in coming in. Still, that's not what Christmas is about.

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DAY 51

Surprise, surprise. C called in hurt, probably healthier than I am. So I'm working again.

ADVENT POLICE:

I like that term: http://dariasockey.blogspot.com/2011/12/father-erik-of-ever-entertaining.html

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Relapse.

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I AM NOT SICK

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SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the New York Post: http://www.nypost.com

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22PsBm4jozE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjWJiNCb1lo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJNRWiifLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65lcuHQn-E&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeC8nTYEwQQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A&ob=av2e

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihW56Xa3XGQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPo3CwEoxy0

http://www.youtube.com/prayersfordummies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWaFt9kBfGY&feature=related

ANOTHER REASON AGAINST SUICIDE:

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Can't stop coughing.

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I AM IN NO FUCKIN' MOOD

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwmcmYwQQTE

TYPHOID JANEY

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THE CRUD

I am fighting it. I coughed into the phone while talking to a voice response system and the automated voice said "sorry, we did not recognize that response." Same thing happened about a year ago when I greeted a co-worker who just happened to be walking by.

SANKTA LUCIA

Today is the feast of St. Lucy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0FyZqNp5Q

HEY, EARTHLINK!

You should not suck. You should do your job. We should not have to have "back up phone" and "back up e-mail." This goes for you, too, AT and T. And Verizon.

DAY 44

Did everything I could to make yesterday a Green Monday.

WHICH IS WORSE?

The people who throw up in the train station or those who walk into it without noticing? I do not wear my beautiful new dress and coat to the bars in Adams Morgan because I do not want to have stuff thrown at me. Or be thrown up on.

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OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE:

Today is her feast day: http://catholicexchange.com/2011/12/12/114651

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A QUOTE USABLE FOR MANY THINGS:

"Not even Jeane Dixon can figure out what they do."

Andy Rathbone on Windows 95's Paint drawing tools.

I can say that a lot about some *@#! toolbars/icons

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DAY 43

If I had siblings with children I would be the old maid aunt.

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GO NAVY!

Watched the Army-Navy game yesterday. Yum.

BTW, Navy won.

DARN YOU, HOPE

I want chow fun. You are like a crack dealer.

DAY 42

Today is the third Sunday of Advent, known as "Gaudete Sunday." Somehow the priest at the National Shrine didn't give a very convincing sermon as to why we shouldn't be sad when we don't get what we want.

SUNDAY PAPER:

Click here for the Washington Times: http://www.washingtontimes.com

DAY 41

Saw Septime Webre's Nutcracker Suite at the Warner last night. Sugarplum fairies are overrated. Couldn't help missing the Freudian implications. I should read it in German.

WEEK

Dow closed up over 12 thousand, weather mostly sunny but getting colder. In a few days it will get darker on minute later every day, which is good.

Cold weather makes it hard to get things done -- I come home at night freezing and it takes a lot to get warm, even under the covers. Gas was $3.19/gallon in Linthicum, maybe even lower.

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DAY 40

"How far is it to Babylon?"

Robert Louis Stevenson

"How far is it to Linthicum?"

Jane Hautanen

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DAY 39

Today is the feast of the Immaculate Conception.

DAY 38

70 years ago today the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor:

http://www.sflistteamhouse.com/Misc/Pearl%20Harbor/original.htm

Never forget.

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DAY 37

Happy St. Nicholas Day!

DAY 36

Probably gonna lose the condo.

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DAY 35

People and pets are more important than cars. Or computers.

DAY 34

Herman Cain says he's suspending his run for the White House. Note he didn't say "ending."

WEEK

Dow closed over 12 thousand, weather sunny but chilly. I think I saw gas for $3.31 or $3.32/gallon on Lee Highway in Arlington. Trying to stay healthy.

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MEN WHO LOVE WOMEN WHO LOVE MEN

There are men who love women who love men
There are women who love women every now and then
There are men who love men because they can't pretend
They are men who love women who love men

http://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=6955

Steve Goodman

DAY 33

Saw Renoir's "Luncheon of the Boating Party" at the Phillips Gallery last night. Haven't seen it since I was about eight or nine years old. Brought tears to my eyes. There's no way it compares to internet images or print reproductions:

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A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE

"One of the only spectator events outside of a fire that he could hope to understand"

Woody Allen

GOING OUT

On my way to the Sugar Plum party at the Phillips Gallery, hope to make it to McNasty's Grand Opening after that: http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/239492456116360

DAY 32

Today is World AIDS Day: http://www.worldaidsday.org

One of our teachers in massage school was an RN who explained it REALLY well to us.