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Big headlines for today -- some people are still cleaning up after the hurricane and some still don't have power.

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Back home with Perpetua.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Evansville Courier and Press: http://www.courierpress.com

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

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HURRICANE UPDATES

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We are wondering what Frodo did during the earthquake -- not sure whether there was any damage to his little Hobbit-hole.

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The calm before the storm. As Brian O'Halloran would say, "Damn, that's eerie."

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We had another aftershock of at least 4.2 this morning. I didn't feel it, not sure if Perpetua did.

Now to get ready for Hurricane Irene.

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Please copy and paste this to your status if you are always asked to copy and paste something to your status by folks who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my true friends will copy and paste. Make this your status for one hour. 90% of you will not repost!

Copied and pasted from a friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste.

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A 5.9 earthquake hit Virginia less than an hour ago. It scared Perpetua but we're okay.

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Libyan rebels have captured Moamar Quaddafi's son and taken over radio in that country.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Tallahassee Democrat: http://www.tallahassee.com

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

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Today is the Feast of the Assumption.

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"At 40 you start to lose your eyesight…
At 50 you start to forget…
At 60 you start to fart and you don’t lose your sense of smell ‘till you’re 70, so those ten years are lonely years."

"I’m 72 fucking years old, I’m playing to drunks and gays"

Joan Rivers

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SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Catholic Standard: http://www.cathstan.org

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Frodo just burrowed his way ibn. Even D finds him annoying. Which is really saying something.

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Didn't sleep well today, ended up getting to work just in time.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Wilmington Star-News: http://www.starnewsonline.com

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When life give you lemons, make lemonade. But where are the sugar and water supposed to come from?

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Dow up, weather not as murderously hot as last week, gas prices at about $3.68 or 3.69 at the Sunoco station on Rockville Pike. Not feeling coldish, but still tired.

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TO THE ASSHOLE WHO ATE MY LAST ICE CREAM SANDWICH:

I don't want anyone to burn in hell, but if there were a special place in it you would end up there.

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For the first time in history Standard and Poor reduced the US credit rating from AAA to AA+.

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A couple months ago some told one of the pig people she sucked and then she apologized. Her reply was "I can take them for the team. I do suck."

E said "I've never seen you drunk. If I had to deal with the assholes you do I'd get hammered every night." And she's only met one set of assholes.

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The robbery was eleven months ago. And this morning a pervert asked me if I would teach him how to give a sexual massage. Ruined my morning.

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TWO BIG THINGS:

1) President Obama signed the debt ceiling bill.

2) The Pigloo is saved.

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"I couldn't help it that I was not retarded."

John Hockenberry

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A man either jumped, fell or was pushed onto the Metro tracks today.

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