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Happy Birthday, Mom!

DAY

Didn't make it to the vigil. My doctor's tech didn't realize I'm Catholic. Had to explain How We Do Things to her.

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O'Connell High School Teacher missing: http://vienna.patch.com/articles/students-to-hold-candlelight-vigil-for-duesterhaus

His sister was in my class.

DAY

Today is National HIV Testing Day: http://www.hivtest.org/press_files/default.aspx

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My summer party dress arrived yesterday. For those of you who have never met me, I am older, whiter and fatter than the Asian nymphet pictured:


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SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Savannah Morning News: http://savannahnow.com

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY7Hs7Qs8e0&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrN8s3mhqmM&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLlKJ9eL79w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yYGoO5imyY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yuUPtJYO0A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqmXyWbrD0I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNFhjy06t8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeNAgBFmJpM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nHQ4sLQaA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taJ68FDScqI&feature=related

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We have been theorizing about how Frodo gets here, as he is apparently too short to reach the pedals or the steering wheel and probably can't see over the dashboard. I thought maybe by flying carpet or teleporting. D sez he probably burrows under the ground.

WEEK

Dow down, below twelve thousand, weather kind of humid but nice if you stay in the shade or go out early/late. I got gas for $3.71 or $3.75 at the Westover Liberty Station, I forget how much. I hope to be able to sleep better soon.

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FRODO

D calls you that and so will I, even though Frodo is generally portrayed as kind of cute.

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"Give me a chance, Louis thought, and I'll understand myself right into the nearest mental asylum"

Stephen King

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ATTENTION NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS:

Do you have a lower-than-average IQ? Possess no social skills? If so you may have a great future as a parking lot/garage/front desk attendant or security guard!

DAY

I have a new modem -- don't have to go to Safeway or Mac's in the middle of the night. Woot!

DAY

Attention, Internet stalkers: lives are available. Go get one.

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ST AL'S DAY

Today is also the feast of St. Aloysius Gonzaga: http://catholicexchange.com/2011/06/21/97139

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Blessed Solstice!

DAY

I'm at Starbucks because my fucking modem apparently needs replacing.

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Happy Father's Day!

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Montgomery Advertiser: http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7JDmxd_a3g&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMikzPpv7Po

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wgnTU31z7s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFIfEL3B-6E&feature=fvsr

http://www.hulu.com/watch/114794/heavy-metal-parking-lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi5HfjEFrF4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXFxQTW--r4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCL9tcxBOMs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nHQ4sLQaA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqyz4tz8xmw&feature=related

CLARENCE CLEMONS DEAD

A GOOD ARTICLE:

See http://catholicexchange.com/2011/06/16/112754

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WEEK

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I HAD A DREAM

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DAY

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WEINER QUITS

CNN reports Anthony Weiner will resign: http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/06/16/weiner.scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t

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In addition to "mother of the bride" and "maternity" I have found a new category of clothing that might fit me: "Cross dresser." Great.

"CAVALCADE OF LOSERS"

sounds funny as long as it's not directed at me.

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DAY

Full moon tonight.

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Happy Flag Day!

DAY

Bummer about missing the Indigo Girls concert. Would have been a great place to meet men.

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DAY

Unhealthy things one can eat fried on a stick:

Bacon
Butter
Chicken
Twinkies
Snickers Bars
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Oreos
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls
Shish Kebabs
Shrimp

Things I ate at Celebrate Fairfax this weekend:

Chocolate soft ice cream with wax dip and Oreo crumbs
Polish Sausage
Fried Oreos
Fried Butter
Fried Bacon (Batter Dipt)
Stufft Pizza

Raspberry Jalapeno Jam (bought a jar to take home)

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Rockford Register Star: http://www.rrstar.com

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64E2DieS9ek&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j88ERQ46wDw&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxRn2rYM_L8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVRzk3VWOKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc-Mhynh_pg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYyH07x1DqE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px7X2agtah8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-wZ-FxmQg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nHQ4sLQaA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-oP7znpckE&feature=related

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Texcavy is right. Every good pig must use the outhouse sometimes. Give me a break.

WEEK

Dow down, below 12 thousand. Weather murderously hot mid-week, record highs. Gas prices actually down below 4.00/gallon in some places. Doing my best to stay healthy, have a doctor’s appointment Tuesday.

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Superior Court Judge robbed, fights back: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/snatch-and-grab-robberies-of-electronic-devices-up-in-metro/2011/06/10/AGNlOUPH_story.html

Wonder if cops are still looking for what was stolen from me.

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DAY

"This is weird, very weird, fucking weird" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcGnP3HY_A

DAY

I love the word "Weinergate." And I couldn't help but smile when I walked past the wieners at Shopper's Food Warehouse.

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REFLEXOLOGY TREATMENTS $1.00/MINUTE

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/com/2424566000.html

DAY

P.F. Chang's Orange chicken is enough to put one into a coma.

DAY

I love this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zftcZYdOl3Y

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DAY

Maybe the reason you don't speak about it is because you haven't heard. Or because it's too painful for you, too.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Biloxi Sun Herald: http://www.sunherald.com

VINTAGE VIRGINIA

Today and tomorrow: http://www.wmal.com/Article.asp?id=2185906&spid=32949

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!

"Baby" Pandora is supposedly seven years old today:

DAY

Help a Loyola student and possibly win an iPad: https://www.psychdata.com/s.asp?SID=142172

WEEK

Dow down but still above 12 thousand, weather unbearably hot mid-week but cooled down nicely and the sun is out when I leave in the morning. Gas prices supposedly going down but I’m not seeing it. Worked my ass off the part of the week, crashed until mid-week.

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DRESSED FOR SUCCESS

Since I popped the seams in my black velvet dress at the correspondent's dinner I am looking for a new party dress. All I can find to fit me are plus-size and mother of the bride dresses. The thing is, according to E-bay, the mother of the bride is either a slut or a frump.

My other choice is maternity dresses.

>Sigh<

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"SPIRITUAL VIOLENCE"

I needed to see this: http://catholicexchange.com/2011/06/03/87066

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THINGS THAT SUCK:

Wachovia, you suck, truly. Words cannot describe how badly you suck. The same for you, Wells Fargo

DAY

Today is National Doughnut Day

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Today is Acension Thursday. I completed my Easter Duty with one day to spare:

HOT FUN IN THE SUMMER

It's more than 90 degrees outside, but I'm inside with the A/C on and have got some sleep, so I'm feeling a lot better.

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Another great comment on Youtube "you mother fucker make me some tacos" http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=MDUIxJJbP00

Ranks up there with "you're a fucktard, never speak again"

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